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08-22-2001, 11:44 AM
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Ortho doc's wet dream
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Join Date: Nov 2000
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i got another interesting email
do you think this is real?
ARKANSAS CITY (EAP) -- A Little Rock woman was killed yesterday after leaping through her moving car''s sun roof during an incident best described as "a mistaken rapture" by dozens of eye witnesses.
Thirteen other people were injured after a twenty-car pile up resulted from people trying to avoid hitting the woman who was apparently convinced that the rapture was occurring when she saw twelve people floating up into the air,and then passed a man on the side of the road who she claimed was Jesus.
"She started screaming "He''s back, He''s back" and climbed right out of the sunroof and jumped off the roof of the car," said Everet Williams, husband of 28-year-old Georgann Williams who was pronounced dead at the scene.
"I was slowing down but she wouldn''t wait till I stopped," Williams said.
She thought the rapture was happening and was convinced that Jesus was gonna lift her up into the sky," he went on to say.
"This is the strangest thing I''ve seen since I''ve been on
the force," said Paul Madison, first officer on the scene.
Madison questioned the man who looked like Jesus and discovered that he was dressed up as Jesus and was on his way to a toga costume party when the tarp covering the bed of his pickup truck came loose and released twelve blow up sex dolls filled with helium which floated up into the air.
Ernie Jenkins, 32, of Fort Smith, who''s been told by several of his friends that he looks like Jesus, pulled over and lifted his arms into the air in frustration, and said "Come back here," just as the Williams'' car passed him, and Mrs. Williams was sure that it was Jesus lifting people up into the sky as they passed by him, according to her husband, who says his wife loved Jesus more than anything else.
When asked for comments about the twelve sex dolls, Jenkins replied "This is all just too weird for me. I never expected anythinglike this to happen."
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08-22-2001, 12:06 PM
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do you think this is real?
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Not for a second.
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08-22-2001, 12:15 PM
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If it is it's a sure fire Darwin Award winner.
The guy probably doesn't ride. If he did he would have had tie downs for the dolls. Not that I know anything about that 
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08-22-2001, 12:38 PM
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Baked Spud
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Join Date: Jan 2001
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Hmmm? I don't think helium would lift one of those dolls. Anybody have one we could use for a test flight? 
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08-22-2001, 12:41 PM
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Originally posted by DSsuper92
The guy probably doesn't ride. If he did he would have had tie downs for the dolls. Not that I know anything about that
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So your saying you tie up your dolls?....:confused:
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08-22-2001, 06:35 PM
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2 wheeled idiot
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Join Date: Sep 2000
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VintageDirt,
Sure, just dont play with it on the road. Its not safe! :confused:
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08-22-2001, 08:31 PM
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wacko. 
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08-23-2001, 09:01 AM
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AssClown SuperPowers
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It may not be true, but its funny . . .:confused:
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08-24-2001, 06:22 AM
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Crash Master
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I din't think it's real but the best way to I've found to de-bunk Net Hoaxes is to go to http://urbanlegends.about.com/cs/urbanlegends/index.htm and look around to see if you can find it.  I would have diggen dipper to find out if was true or not, but AOL seems to think it's OK fo a page to take 3-8 mins to load :scream:
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“The cupcake is not picky, nor is it tasty, but it is powerful” –Cosmos
Last edited by Kav : 08-24-2001 at 06:26 AM.
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08-24-2001, 09:43 AM
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***** freak.
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Join Date: May 2000
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Evidently, the woman failed to heed the advice of Proverbs 4:25.
"Let your eyes look straight ahead, fix your gaze directly before you."

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