A kid complains to his father that he is bored and that there is nothing to do. His father decides to send him out on a wild goose chase so he will be entertained for a while. The father tells the kid, "Here's $20, now go buy yourself $20 of Whatswhat." The boy looks at his father somewhat confused but didn't question him. The kid went to store after store asking to purchase some Whatswhat but he wasn't having any luck. After being thoroughly frustrated the kid decided to knock on the door of a house to see if he could obtain the illusive Whatswhat. After a moment the door swung wide open and a nude woman answered the door. Gazing at what he had never seen before the kid asks the woman, "What's that." The woman replies, "What's what?" The boy says, "I'll take $20 worth of it."

Too good. Too good. If we still had mojo, I'd give ya some.

Good one!