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Quotes heard at Dirt Week
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Posted by: motohead00---------------------

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...have you been smoking pot? I could blindfold you with dental floss!

Rooster to someone who's name I don't know around the campfire on Saturday night.

Posted by: Patman---------------------

"Holy crap! I gave half my beer to the dog!" - Squeaky

Posted by: Patman---------------------

"This was NOT supposed to happen, how the heck did this happen?" - Patman as I was sliding across the grass on my back after a highside on the grass track

Posted by: motohead00---------------------

"Gomer is in a fight wit his wheel. Da wheel has conceded" - D Lafleur

Posted by: Patman---------------------

You know some of the bast we Saturday night at the fire and we sure can't post some of those

Posted by: Jamir---------------------

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Originally Posted by Patman

You know some of the bast we Saturday night at the fire and we sure can't post some of those

I think somebody is still drinking!

By the way, my quote was, "I sure do wish I was in Oklahoma this weekend!!!!!"

Posted by: Papakeith---------------------

"Right on!"

Posted by: motohead00---------------------

Quote:

Originally Posted by Patman

You know some of the bast we Saturday night at the fire and we sure can't post some of those

Yeah, and it looks like they keep coming!

Are you still just giddy from Dirt Week?

Posted by: motohead00---------------------

Some things that come to mind that can't be fully explored here in this thread: sweating

, water leaks

and "saving the town"

Posted by: biglou---------------------

Anything Dlafleur said was funny x 1.5 due to the accent...

Posted by: motohead00---------------------

"Stanbagger!!" - Lot's of people, but in his defense he was not doing alot of the jumps before the week. That was one of the coolest things I saw all week. Just to see Stan Flemmings confidence and skill level go up so much in a week of riding! Keep it up, you were doing great!

The B class moto guys will have some more competition next year.

Posted by: Papakeith---------------------

Beef, before the pitt bike race with Coop,

"Looks like I brought a knife to a gun fight."

Posted by: BEEF706---------------------

That's Funny no matter who ya are ... XR3J
I'm NOT competitive, unless some body tries to pass me ... VD, whilst getting up from his spectacular hare scrambles get-off.
How cool is this.... said by everybody that rode with Malcolm.
Oh, and something about a starfish named Gomer or something, ...Elk

Posted by: nikki---------------------

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Originally Posted by motohead00

"Gomer is in a fight wit his wheel. Da wheel has conceded" - D Lafleur

LMAO! Red did that Gomer/DLafleur skit the whole way home.

Posted by: a454elk---------------------

Billywho, "I'd like to tap that a**" refferring to Thump and the starfish sighting on the rythim section.

"The guy was so far ahead, he stopped, cooked a steak, AND ATE IT, then got back on and won the race!" Cajun Darin

"Cajun's got a joke advantage" Okie

"So me and Elk are going for the same corner, I looked ahead, saw the line, looked to the right and saw Elk. I said to myself, I'm putting my front wheel IN that line, one of us is going down" You know the rest! Thump

Posted by: Patman---------------------

Quote:

Originally Posted by thunder33

I think somebody is still drinking!

LOL! Give me a break, I landed on my head three times going through the same corner

Posted by: Patman---------------------

"You know, MY Honda start on the second kick hot OR cold." - Wardy when counting to 2? as I kicked the KXR284 from it's deep cold slumber.

Posted by: Grady---------------------

'Having me here helping, is like having two good men off sick'

VD when we were assembling the Spode wash.

Posted by: motohead00---------------------

"I saw a side of Elk that I think only Gomer has seen" A comment on Elk's activities while flagging the rythm section.

Posted by: squeaky---------------------

Quote:

Originally Posted by Moteaux

Rooster to someone who's name I don't know around the campfire on Saturday night.

That has GOT to be one of my favorites!

Posted by: Zoomer---------------------

An next thing you no.....I'm helycoptering!

You had to be there listening to Cajun D Lafluer.. on his off road adventures

It was great listinen to ya! and trying to stay with ya in the woods on the ktm ride.

Posted by: Papakeith---------------------

"We're waiting for the others to catch up"

"Good because not riding in dust wouldn't be any fun" (tongue firmly planted in cheek) by Malcom Smith on the intermediate ride

Posted by: squeaky---------------------

"Squeaky thinks you're annoying" ...Tigger to Patmans friend "Dr. Shaggy"

Posted by: D Lafleur---------------------

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Originally Posted by Zoomer

An next thing you no.....I'm helycoptering!

You had to be there listening to Cajun D Lafluer.. on his off road adventures

It was great listinen to ya! and trying to stay with ya in the woods on the ktm ride.

I tinks I am going to hav to change dat screen name of mine yeah.

Posted by: wardy---------------------

Patman, i think the count including baby kicks was 26. I did give you a chance to get "even". LOL i think the A/F is about what 23 "ahead">?

AJ, did a rendition of "gomer and the wheel" it was funny as hell.

Sparky bring in the cheesburgers, but he had 5 I only had 3~

Posted by: MXSparx---------------------

Wardy, next time I'll bring more and we'll go even up. I didn't plan on eating that many but I got hungry trying to find you

Posted by: gnarlykaw---------------------

pickle licker!!!
Far out, that's way too cool!!
far out man!
That's too cool!
stanbagger.
" Tim, get off your A>>!"

Posted by: paddy---------------------

"Want a Oreo? Day go good wit da beer, but then again I ain't found nuttin dat don't"

"So Dr Mike said to git da bag so der I go OOOOOOOO! I git da the bag Dr Mike gonna be shoot'in dat boy.....he never let me give dem da shot dough, I done it plenty of times just never to a human we got lot a horses"--------Our favorite Cajun, and if you tinks dat funny have dem boys over for a fish fry and a beer

Hell I am thinking about moving down there just for conversations I could have.

PG

Posted by: paddy---------------------

[QUOTE=" Tim, get off your A>>!"[/QUOTE]

who said that? or is the list too long!

Posted by: wardy---------------------

stanbagger is epic!

Posted by: AJ Waggoner---------------------

D Lafluers on track Gomer commentary
with special color commentator Thump had to be a classic.

DL on the radio :
Rider down,,it B gomer.

OOO now Gomer havin a fite wit his fron wheel!

Thump: well whos winning?

DL: Da front wheel!

pregnant pause-

DL: now gomer he be beatin da fron wheel on a tree-

Da wheel has conceided

Gomer back on da track!

Posted by: JuliusPleaser---------------------

Stanbagger! I caught a lot of crap for cherrypicking the C class. . .until Stan handed me my ass.

Posted by: Moteaux---------------------

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Originally Posted by JuliusPleaser

Stanbagger! I caught a lot of crap for cherrypicking the C class. . .until Stan handed me my ass.

Stanbagger is now a classic... Now if Stan hands you your ass and it takes him two to three platters it might qualify you for the COTT next year.

Posted by: Patman---------------------

"Do you Cajun boys have anything that isn't a sample size something?" - Patman, after being handed a sample sized hot sauce bottle and beer.

Posted by: Grady---------------------

I forgot all about the cooler full of 10 oz beers that they brought to the Saturday night campfire, definitely made the night more enjoyable, a big salute to the state of Louisiana.

Posted by: Patman---------------------

Yeah Grady for some reason they know how to have a good time, maybe we should have them back?

Posted by: drdupre---------------------

My favorite is----motohead--"gotta check that Chevy for a water leak. " DLafleur--"Hey, I got a set of needle nose pliers if you need it."

Posted by: Moteaux---------------------

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DLafleur--"Hey, I got a set of needle nose pliers if you need it."

Yeah... he's gotta keep those pliers handy all the time for himself.

Posted by: Patman---------------------

Quote:

Originally Posted by drdupre

My favorite is----motohead--"gotta check that Chevy for a water leak. " DLafleur--"Hey, I got a set of needle nose pliers if you need it."

Posted by: Patman---------------------

Hey doc, remember when I sat down and my knee popped then I winced?
"Hey Patman I got a shot for that!"

Posted by: BSWIFT---------------------

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grady

'Having me here helping, is like having two good men off sick'

VD when we were assembling the Spode wash.

Still laughing at this one! Only one I got to hear first hand.

Posted by: Mully---------------------

"I am only short from here down"

Tony Eeds at the first community fire (it wasn't his statement that cracked us all up, it was the location of his hand)

I believe this to be the first quotable quote from DW04 too.

Mully

Posted by: Chili---------------------

I should probably warn Red before I post this one but... While Nikki was barking out instructions for the Tag Team MX on the mega-phone Red says to no one in particular "I sure as hell hope she isn't bringing that thing home"

Posted by: biglou---------------------

That was classic, LMAO!

I had this pearl of wisdom for Nikki: "Hondas are red, Yamahas are blue." (I'm so smart)

Paddy: "You look like you've gained a little weight."
Lou: "I have. And thanks for noticing." (bastage!)

Posted by: paddy---------------------

Quote:

Originally Posted by biglou

That was classic, LMAO!

I had this pearl of wisdom for Nikki: "Hondas are red, Yamahas are blue." (I'm so smart)

Paddy: "You look like you've gained a little weight."
Lou: "I have. And thanks for noticing." (bastage!)

It's not that you have gained weight but the fact in which I saw you.......all sweatty with only your enroute to the spodeshower drawers on. Were you carrying a black shower mat over each shoulder?

Hey the name is BIGLou not Lou!

PG

Posted by: High Lord Gomer---------------------

I had gone out to cover Dr. Mike's flagging spot while he poked AJ with a stick. When he came back, I slipped on the way down the jump and landed flat on my back in the mud. Darin's commentary had been spread around by then and it inspired someone, not sure who, to say on the walkie talkie, "We can increase the Gomer-Done-Busted-His-Ass-Count by 1".

Posted by: nikki---------------------

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chili

I should probably warn Red before I post this one but... While Nikki was barking out instructions for the Tag Team MX on the mega-phone Red says to no one in particular "I sure as hell hope she isn't bringing that thing home"

LMAO!!!! I can sooo hear him saying that too..... haha! I'll have to call him today and say "guess what, Okie sold me his megaphone for an awesome deal!"

And Lou.... it was even more funny because you told me and JP, "you know, like Hondas are red and Yamahas are blue" like we had no idea.

We were at AJ's last night - and he did yet another bit on DLafleur and Gomer and the front wheel. Too damn funny!

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