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Posted by: a454elk---------------------

So I've been getting these sissy ass phone calls from some refugees in Texas, namely sister Sarah and her ass Thump as well as from some chump named Twinconstipator. Now it's time to shut your cakeholes and put it on the line.

Here's the deal. Twinyank already owes me a bike wash and a sammy in a pitsally outfit so I'm holding him/her to that. I will offer up another challenge to those two yahoos if they think they are up for it. One lap, all for gold, pinks, greenbacks, whatever. Name the prize or shut your yap. Pick your steed and I will be there. I'm sick of all the sorry excuse for smack talk that the two baffoons try and dish out. Unless they're skeerd, I expect a response.

The ball is now in the Texas gay court.

Posted by: Okiewan---------------------

Dude.. careful now. Bring that PD Motor, Thump would love to own that thing. He said he was putting a MAN-Sized spankin' on ya. I really don't care to know exactly what that means, but it can't be good. I hope someone puts the shame on him, I'm sick of eating his roost.

Posted by: TwinSpar---------------------

Hey Tinkerbell (Carlos).... Does your tongue get sunburned? I would imagine that is does as much as your yap is always flapping. You want something washed?!? Wash your

and then sit on this

and spin dry yourself.

If/when I get there, you need to check under the hood of the BubbaScursion. It's a pretty cool surprise that I'm sure you'll like!!!

Posted by: Patman---------------------

<-- Elk

Posted by: Tony Eeds---------------------

Ahhhh ... the soothing sounds of smack ... this is what has been missing from this forum.

Okie: The lack of smack may be why attendance is down. I looked forward to meeting this bunch of characters the first year I came to DW.

Keep it up boys, sign up is open for a few more days. Where have y'all been?

I'm bringing spiders and a paintball gun to this party.

Posted by: ChopperDave---------------------

Over did it with the viagra there Elk???

Posted by: a454elk---------------------

Okie, consider a man size spankin done on that sissy Thump. He yaps the yap but whent he flag drops, he falls and says he was pushed. He's the half lap wonder with no regard for human safety. The only way he can win is to push me down and run me over. He is nothing but a big bully, neighbor stalker and wussy roost maker. His mouth is writing checks his ass can't cash.

Patman, you don't want any of this my slow riding friend. Don't you have a stump to crawl over.

Last and definately least, Twinlizard. Your mouth outways your 4 year old riding ability. You WILL wash my bike in a pitsally outfit or you won't be allowed into Cooperland. I'm glad you've been practicing, that way you can start your OWN bike. But don't worry, I have my 7 year old to help you this year, she's got more leg than you anyway. And my

is always clean, that way you can kiss it with confidence. I already told my mom about you, she can't wait to meet one of two gays that live in Texas. I think you know who the other one is.

SlopperSally, you need to shut your cakehole and sit on the porch. There's racing to be done and we need some cool ice tea and sammy's made.

Posted by: ChopperDave---------------------

Quote:

Originally Posted by a454elk

He yaps the yap but whent he flag drops,

See what I mean, Elk is od'ing on the viagra!

Posted by: Patman---------------------

Geesh Elk was it free MEGA Gulp Expresso and 6 powder coated chocolate frosted double glazed donut day at the Chunkin' Blownuts today?!

Posted by: Thump---------------------

Carlos,
Re-cap from last year... We had a 1 lap race last year. I even rode my 250F versus your big bad 450. You took the holeshot (as you so enjoy doing). I followed you through the rythm section then decided to pass you. By the time we got to the uphill rythm section I had opend up a large enough lead that the added power of the 450 you were on was not enough to close the gap. Over the finshline jump I even looked back at you to see how far away you were. Not too far back, but behind me none the less.

Re-cap 2 from last.... Pit bike race. Identical SDG mini's. You weigh about 50 pounds lighter than me so HP to weight advantage goes to you. I got a good start none the less annd going into the first corner (a left hander) we were bar to bar with you on the outside. You attempted an overly aggressive move to cut me off. A move that someone with skill could have pulled off. But instead you wound up wadding youself up. As I was entering the corner you did pass me for a second because I saw your boots go past me as you did a front flip off of your bike landing soundly on your back. You laid there moaning and for the rest of DirtWeek you complained about being taken out and suffered broken ribs. So it seems that you are the one who falls and complains about being pushed, not me.

Seems like everytime you open your "hog target" and talk smack you get it handed to you. I don't need to talk any smack and refuse to stoop to your level. I'll be there the whole week for you to take your best shot at. I hope you bring more than you did last year so it will at least be a race.

Posted by: a454elk---------------------

You must have been riding with someone else my dear gay friend. First of all, there was no one lap race with you on your 250 and me on the 450. You decided, at the last turn that , "it was on". Your last turn over the finish line jump was nothing more than a mere, I'll get him when he isn't looking, trick. You were only a bike ahead, and you raged on that you beat me. Well listen up Chumpness, your sorry excuse for a race will be the downfall of your existance. The cheaten pit race was just that, you can't win, will never win, so you take me out, knowing I'm your daddy.

So take heed, and don't call my cell and beg to let you win just to save face in the crowd. Your message was pathetic, crying is just not for you, but you seem to think a teenage, get out of ticket cry, helps. And don't have your sissy girlfriend Twink call either, threatening me with bodily injury gives me even more the reason to take you two to the cleaners. I'm not skeerd of either of you two freaks. You two are just a couple of speed bumps on my path to life. You better be there all week cause I need a bike wash each day. Bring it to the dirt pal, you'll go home in a bandage.

Quiet Village Patman, you stay out of the man's forum.

Posted by: Thump---------------------

The only way I would need to save face is if I were on here talking smack, but it is you doing the jabbering. If you beat me you beat me. If not, you won't ever admit to it anyway because your mind is warpped and you are just another dishonet California cop like Furman so it really means nothing to me.

You are obviously skeered out of your mind because you are bringing your momma to protect you this year. Momma's boy.

Posted by: Okiewan---------------------

He said Furman, lol.

Posted by: Patman---------------------

LMAO at Ponch!

Cripes your as bad as the little powder puff dog my neighbor had. I say "had" because one day it was yappin' at a hawk that was flying overhead and aparently the hawk had enough of this little Chiuaua runnin' it's yap so it hauled it off to it's nest on a dinner date.

Posted by: Patman---------------------

Quote:

Originally Posted by a454elk

Quiet Village Patman, you stay out of the man's forum.

I believe it's far better to be the Village Patman to to be one of the Village People.

Posted by: wardy---------------------

man's forum?

Posted by: Okiewan---------------------

I just talked to Kris Brown, he saw this thread and said he's going to park both of you

Posted by: Patman---------------------

Be sure and get that on film Bob, I'd pay money for a poster of Orficer Poncharello and Twinkle with their heads in a berm, planted like pansies.

Posted by: a454elk---------------------

The only thing Brownturd can park is Thump's

.
Yeah Wardster, man's forum. Quiet or we'll moon you again.

Shut it Fatman, stay outta this. The only reason I started this is because Chump called and asked for us to do some sort of play, an act if you will. He said he knows I'm his daddy and he just wanted to put on a little show so he can save his

I'm not a momma's boy, stop saying that.

Posted by: Okiewan---------------------

Quote:

I'm not a momma's boy, stop saying that.

If I'm not mistaken, mommy is coming to DW with SuperCop?

Posted by: a454elk---------------------

And another thing, I may be dishonest but at least I don't stalk my neighbors you fluffer. How bad is that, a poor old lady, can't barely walk, in a chair, her right side is paralized, she eats through a tube, she has cowlicks and cataracks and big dumb Thump is picking on her. He even dumped his trash in her yard, what a jamoke.

The race will be on fool or fools, whoever wants in. I don't care if Pinkie, Brown, whatever is in, he don't scare me. I think he knows I'm his daddy too.

Posted by: a454elk---------------------

So what Okiewonton, so she's coming, big fat hairy deal man. She's cool and will kick anyones ass if they pick on me. I don't really need her but she insisted on going.

Posted by: Thump---------------------

Quote:

Originally Posted by a454elk

So what Okiewonton, so she's coming, big fat hairy deal man. She's cool and will kick anyones ass if they pick on me. I don't really need her but she insisted on going.

Cause she knows you are a sissy and she could not watch you again come home from DW like you did last year, broken, bruised and abused and curl up in a fetal position in the shower muttering to youself for a month.

Any more smack out of you and the paintball gun comes out again. Do you recall our parting words at DW03?

Posted by: a454elk---------------------

Another fine example of a cheap shot you fruit cup. Figures, you're a meat glancer and that's what you shot for. Bring it on fool, you're going down like a Texas *****!

Posted by: a454elk---------------------

So I was searching through our gay databases for prior criminal offenses involving Thump, AKA "Papa Disco" cause I had a feeling he'd be in there. Seems as though back in the 80's, down in a fine place called San Diego where Chump used to reside, it seems as though there was a little incident that occurred.

It goes like this but I'll have to keep out the real nasty details due to site regulations:

"On 11-24-1987, I was on patrol in the red light district, downtown San Diego looking particularly for homosexual violations in public view. I observed a white male, what seemed to be at the time, engaging in a strange activity. I was able to get closer to the subject who, at that time, was positioned near a dark corner of Hiney Park. As I approached stealth like, I could here something coming from the dark. The groans became louder and louder as I approached. I then realized what was being said. It seems as though the subject, later identified as Papa Disco (stage name), was chanting something.

Clear as a bell I could hear him saying, "Here I sit, buns-ah-flexin, 'bout to give birth to another Texan".

Then I hit the overheard lights and saw in clear view, his grotesque actions. He had another homosexual in his grasps, who later was identified as Twinspar the Starfish Taker, and Papa Disco was thrusting his hips inward towards the willing Twinspar.

At that point, I felt the show was over and the afterbirth was upon us. I transported both subjects to the San Diego County Jail where they were booked for numerous gay related charges."

I'm speechless.

Posted by: motometal---------------------

that's just not right.

Posted by: Patman---------------------

Posted by: Thump---------------------

Quote:

Originally Posted by a454elk

Seems as though back in the 80's, down in a fine place called San Diego where Chump used to reside...........On 11-24-1987

Get your facts straight stupid. 1987, I was 14 and I had already moved to Texas. I do have a record in San Diego, but it was for beatin the chit out of a momma's boy on the playground. That happened in 1985. After I realized what a wus he was and that the state was in general was no better I moved to Texas where people are not afraid to defend themselves and they don't feel the need to lie.

Posted by: High Lord Gomer---------------------

My money's on Elk. He's got that inescapable hold that he proved on PapaKeith. I'm bettin ChopperDave couldn't get out of that one, either.

Posted by: ChopperDave---------------------

This thread sure took a nasty turn there!!!

LOL!!!

Posted by: a454elk---------------------

Chopperslave has not enough strength to get out of that hold, guaranteed.

That's sick man, 14 and already you knew your love for men. I'm glad you left CA, one less starfish hunter in the state. Just be prepared to lose my light footed friend, you have no chance against me and you know it. You talk the talk but skip when you walk.

Patless, shut your cake hole and go make me a sammy.

Posted by: motometal---------------------

you guys all make me want to wear an extra pair of undershorts for security.

Posted by: Fred T---------------------

starfish hunter -now thats funny elkie!!!

Posted by: Patman---------------------

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fred T

starfish hunter -now thats funny elkie!!!

It's aparent Elk has extensive experience in this area. I always thought he lived in Cali because he liked to be near the ocean for those types of starfish, now we can see he's there for the abundance of the other type.

Posted by: a454elk---------------------

Shut your crack Pat, you have been added to my list, dork.

Get rid of the fluffer by my name Thump, that's abuse of authority and is illegal.

Posted by: Okiewan---------------------

Quote:

that's abuse of authority and is illegal.

That coming from a cop? I find it humorous

Posted by: a454elk---------------------

Give me admin powers Okie or I'll F up your lawn man.

Posted by: Patman---------------------

Quote:

Originally Posted by a454elk

Give me admin powers Okie or I'll F up your lawn man.

Translation:

Quote:

Originally Posted by a454elk

Posted by: ChopperDave---------------------

I think by the end of DW Elk will have a big L stamped on his forehead!!!

Looooooooooser!

Posted by: MX-727---------------------

Anyone ever notice how the tiniest dog always barks, yaps and whines the most.

Damn Chihuahuas!

Posted by: Patman---------------------

I understand that Orficer Carlita Poncharello has been under a lot of stress protecting the sidewalks in California and might be lashing out at all of us. Perhaps a few days with the big dogs from Texas will allow Carlita to relax before returning to this

Posted by: Patman---------------------

"Orficer Carlita reporting for lawn duty Mister Okiewan sir!"

Posted by: a454elk---------------------

This says it all, kiss my white

fools. http://www.dirtrider.net/gallery/sh...imageuser=19516

Keep it up Clamydave, you'll move up on the list.

Fly pilot, zip it pal.

Pat, I see your momma hasn't lost any weight!

Posted by: a454elk---------------------

My new wallpaper, seems as though this is a very common shot. Right where you belong.

Posted by: TwinSpar---------------------

I see the mexican fruit fly is in rare form. I know why elk is bringing mommy.... so he'll have someone to hold him when he's crying and balling about losing. See you there fruit fly!

Oh crap... people might mistake me for Carlo with my week and a half tan from Florida.

Posted by: Patman---------------------

I wouldn't worry about that Twink, I'm sure he'll be a beat little puppy by the time you get there later in the week.

Posted by: Tony Eeds---------------------

Quote:

Originally Posted by TwinSpar

Oh crap... people might mistake me for Carlo with my week and a half tan from Florida.

Naw ... your the tall one with the tan ...

Carlo will be the one running around being chased by the sausage dog going yip yip.

Posted by: biglou---------------------

Don't mess with Carlos, "The Mexicutioner"!

Posted by: YZ165---------------------

"MiniMexicutioner!"

Posted by: a454elk---------------------

Mexicutioner!

Go sit on a turd you Texas fruit fly. www.twinnyisgay.com

Posted by: Thump---------------------

The picture on the previous page was on Okies bike. I wasn't used to it. Below is what you are going to have to try to keep up with.

Posted by: a454elk---------------------

I'm used to that view, can you find one of the back, I've never seen it?

Posted by: Thump---------------------

Quote:

Originally Posted by a454elk

I'm used to that view, can you find one of the back....

You are used to that view because you are usually a spectator because you are wadded up on th side of the track with a dislocated shoulder or cracked ribs. I know you like shots of men's back sides but this aint spankovision. Get your mind out of the gutter fluffer boy.

Posted by: a454elk---------------------

Posted by: Thump---------------------

Original.

Posted by: a454elk---------------------

Go to bed so I can damnit.

Posted by: Thump---------------------

I'm workin. Got several more hours to go so you may as well go hit the rack woman.

Posted by: a454elk---------------------

Read up on corner speed while you're at it, you'll need it, stalker.

Posted by: a454elk---------------------

Hey Twinkie the fruitcup, you still there or are you cowering in the corner like last time? Okie has something new going on this year at the track, valet parking. Perfect cause you're gonna get parked in a corner my man loving friend. Consider yourself stuffed like a Thanksgiving turkey. The only CAN you're bringing to DW this year is a can of Manlove. Freak.

Posted by: Okiewan---------------------

What he doesn't tell you is that it took 50 shots to get that one good one

Posted by: TwinSpar---------------------

Elk.... you two flush turd! STFU!

Posted by: a454elk---------------------

Big baby, waaaaaa. Bring it to the dirt so you can shut me up fool.

I'm sure he was even more amazed Okie when he found out his 450 had a second gear.

Posted by: motometal---------------------

I wonder if his 450 has any parts borrowed from a cat toilet...

Posted by: a454elk---------------------

Quiet fool. That cat turd bike kicked that Texas man lover's arse if you don't remember. Much more embarrassing I think?

Posted by: a454elk---------------------

The Dingo: native to Oklahoma, Mully's pack animal

Posted by: TwinSpar---------------------

Jeezus! I play the part of the driver in "Driving Ms. Daisy", hauling Carlita all around Stillwater looking for parts for the POS zuki.... and this is the thanks I get?!?

It's on Drama Queen!

Posted by: ChopperDave---------------------

Go easy on the guy now. How long do you suppose it took him to draw up that dingo on a CA state owned computer! He must have his quota of speeding tickets turned in already this month. Very glad I don't live in his patrol/troll area.

Posted by: a454elk---------------------

FINALLY!! You have sealed your fate welcher. Bring your pillow for dirt nap time.

And virgindave, there's plenty of room for your gay ass on the track too pal. You in or out fool? You gonna enter your steed in the smack race or you just sit there and bleed? It's time to get off the porch my 110" tricycle riding rookie.

Posted by: ChopperDave---------------------

I must admitt my virginity to the whole mx thing. But give me a couple days to get up to speed and we'll see. Win or loose you still wear a dorky helmet!

Posted by: a454elk---------------------

I thought you could do THAT <-------

Must have not been on purpose huh?

Posted by: ChopperDave---------------------

Heaven help you if someone lets me borrow a 250 2str! A little practice and I will show you the meaning of SMACKDOWN!!!

Posted by: ChopperDave---------------------

Based on that vintage photo, I think Elk's new nick-name should be G-Lips!!!

Posted by: a454elk---------------------

Posted by: ChopperDave---------------------

See what I mean! His lips are moving but he aint sayin' much!

Posted by: Brian---------------------

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChopperDave

See what I mean! His lips are moving but he aint sayin' much!

That's cause he tends to talk out of his hind quarters more than anyhting else.

Posted by: a454elk---------------------

Whoa, back up the smack bus, Stan wouldn't want to miss the smackdown day at school!

Posted by: Fred T---------------------

Sounds Like Stanbagger's thinking he's got a little something for ya there elk!!!

When is the Smack Race scheduled? Is it in place of the COTT race??

I wanna see it. Now the pit bike race I'll see for sure - from out front.

Posted by: a454elk---------------------

HA! Who's gonna help you up on that pit bike SmallT? The only thing Swanbagger will bring to the race is a sammy for me.

Posted by: Patman---------------------

COTT to be replaced with COST! (Clash Of Smack Talkers).

Posted by: Fred T---------------------

Quote:

Originally Posted by a454elk

HA! Who's gonna help you up on that pit bike SmallT? The only thing Swanbagger will bring to the race is a sammy for me.

Hey, do me a fav Elkie, tell me if my race pants make my butt look big from the back in the PIT BIKE RACE. You should get a good look, better go out and hop up the SDG because my KLX hauls a$$ man.

Posted by: Brian---------------------

Quote:

Originally Posted by a454elk

HA! The only thing Swanbagger will bring to the race is a sammy for me.

Hey supercop, save it for when you're washing my bike.

Posted by: a454elk---------------------

Hey Fred, look at your own a$$ man, cause you'll be able to when you're a$$ over tea kettles crying like a little school girl on her first day of band camp while wearing a pink sweater with holes and stuff.

Brian, eat poop man, you're going down sonny.

Pat, what a great name, make up the plaque pal and put my name on the top cause I'm taking it home fool. You'll all see, you'll see who the master smacker is, and when you do, the trees will shake and leaves will fall. I'll make like a fetus and head out when that race starts, leaving behind all the smack talking fools. Oh, and another thing, the race is run backwards on the track and we have to switch bikes when nerfed.

Posted by: High Lord Gomer---------------------

Um....nerfed?

Posted by: AssistSuper---------------------

Elk has nerf bars on his bike?

Posted by: MX-727---------------------

Quote:

Originally Posted by a454elk

crying like a little school girl on her first day of band camp while wearing a pink sweater with holes and stuff.

Elk's earliest childhood memory revealed!

Posted by: Fred T---------------------

Quote:

Originally Posted by a454elk

Hey Fred, look at your own a$$ man, cause you'll be able to when you're a$$ over tea kettles crying like a little school girl on her first day of band camp while wearing a pink sweater with holes and stuff.

We will see you on the mini track there Dingolingus Spider Fluffer. Make sure your tidy cat sponsers stickers are on the skid plate of that weak a$$ SDG cause thats what the spectators will see the the most when the Mighty #251 KLX blows by you and you flip over backwards from roost spray.

Posted by: a454elk---------------------

Smack is now complete, it will be settled on the track. So smack talkers, shut yer cakeholes and bring it to the dirt. This is my final transmission..........GIDDY UP!!

Todd,

Posted by: TwinSpar---------------------

Final Transmission?!? You TARD! You aren't leaving till Sunday morning. There should be plenty more crapola spewing forth from the towering pillar of excrement with another day left....

Posted by: Brian---------------------

I'm leaving in an hour. I'll leave the trash talk to you bafoons from here on out. You guys will soon see the wrath that is Stanbagger.

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