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The Mexicutioner Revealed

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Posted by: Thump---------------------

I think this picture says it all about the wanna-be bad ass (A454Elk)

This was taken in his home town of Grabadoodoo, Mexico with Guapo, his "partner". He started out wanting to be a Mexican wrestler, now a cop. He does love his cosumes it seems.


Posted by: ChopperDave---------------------

Yea Elk sure is ugly!




Posted by: Thump---------------------

Man Elk, you're even getting smacked around by a DW Rookie....


Posted by: BSWIFT---------------------

He says he rides a BMW, "big mexican whanabe" is what I think.


Posted by: High Lord Gomer---------------------

Elk, you better bring *two* pencils if you plan on taking all the names of those asses that are gonna get kicked by you at DW this year!


Posted by: a454elk---------------------

Dayum, a shot across the bow so early in the morning from a man loving Texas fruit fly! Actually Gomester, THE list is fairly short, with Thump at the top, Slopper in the middle and Twinny on the bottom. How fitting to have two seasoned man lovers sandwiching a virgin DW goer.

That shot of me is pretty cool, I even loved Zuki's back then.


Posted by: Brian---------------------

You guys have to remember, the picture above is from a while back. Here is a more recent photo, circa 2005. All I've got to say is you better watch out for this guy in the corners!

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y8...ntageMiller.jpg


Posted by: YZ165---------------------




Posted by: Grady---------------------

Quote:
Originally Posted by Brian
You guys have to remember, the picture above is from a while back. Here is a more recent photo, circa 2005. All I've got to say is you better watch out for this guy in the corners!


Better sharpen your pencil Elk, and add my Son to your ever growing list


Posted by: BEEF706---------------------

It must be Elk look how the speed makes his lips flap


Posted by: ChopperDave---------------------

Thats funny(and ugly) right there, I don't care who you are!




Posted by: a454elk---------------------

No worries, there's plenty of room on the smacktown short bus for your kid too, just make sure he wears his helmet.


Posted by: ChopperDave---------------------

Ah but how are you, my little friend on the trails?

HS???????


Posted by: a454elk---------------------

Track, trails, pitbikes whatever.........


Posted by: ChopperDave---------------------

Ah yes I see you are an X owner also!

Interesting!


Posted by: ChopperDave---------------------

Mine is an 05!!!!


Posted by: a454elk---------------------

That's a good thing, at least you'll recognize the back after I helmet slap you when I pass!


Posted by: ChopperDave---------------------

Whatever, Poncherellllllloooooooo!!!!!!!!!


Posted by: AssistSuper---------------------

Now I'm not one to start rumors, but from what I hear the two of youse are bigger goon riders than I am. If you've ever seen me ride, that's an accomplishment on your part!




Posted by: ChopperDave---------------------

We'll see, my new found friend!!! Which class, type of racing are you challenging?


Posted by: AssistSuper---------------------

Hahaha...oh jeez, I got myself in too deep already!

You pick the class my friend, we'll see who the bigger spode is. Be glad I'm only signed up for one day. I'm so busy tearing up tracks and trails and roosting everyone I could only fit one day of Dirtweek in.


Posted by: Brian---------------------

I'd love to show you couple of goons the real way to ride a motorcycle, but I end up dominating everyone else so badly that you get you're feelings hurt and I get accused of sandbagging.

I haven't been to a moto track since last DirtWeek, but since its just you guys I'm up against, its nothing to worry about.

If it would make you more comfortable to be out-ridden in the woods where less people will see, thats fine too.


Posted by: a454elk---------------------

Just bring yer helmet for the short bus ride Swanbagger.


Posted by: Patman---------------------

Quote:
Originally Posted by AssistSuper
Now I'm not one to start rumors, but from what I hear the two of youse are bigger goon riders than I am. If you've ever seen me ride, that's an accomplishment on your part!

I'll be conducting a PhD course on this all week.


Posted by: Rich Rohrich---------------------

Just wear one of these around the pits before the big smackdown and you'll find the Mexicutioner whimpering in the fetal position near the port-a-johns

http://planocycling.com/site/images...jerse_05s_m.jpg


Posted by: a454elk---------------------

ACK!! Damn you Rich! Don't you have a head to polish?


Posted by: Rich Rohrich---------------------

Just trying to help out Elky. I don't want anyone thinking I didn't DO MY PART.

I think that jersey comes in your size XM (xesra messican) if you want one.


Posted by: Patman---------------------

That's just a little larger than Elk's box lunch I'm bringin'! BTW Carlita it must be a mommy because I gots all sorts of little 'uns for snacks now Not quite a fuzzy and the big one in the pic but I'm sure you'll get by just fine.


Posted by: BEEF706---------------------

Elk, I gotta admit I did think about you yesterday, I was moving some cinder block and a Black widow crawled across my hand, I am a little surprised that you didn't hear the scream in Cali


Posted by: a454elk---------------------

That's boooooollllsheet, parden me while I whip out my pencil and add some folks to THE list.


Posted by: Jaybird---------------------

I have to admit that I was admonished to reffer to the Elkster as "Daddy" once...

Those days are long gone...I plan on putting a huge wuppin on this lil cactus suckers ass.
Too bad I got rid of my pit monster. I planned on parking him, blue side down in the grass.

Stan, just let the little guy take a couple of laps first...he will be 'catting around' in the pits in 'short' order.


Posted by: YZ165---------------------

The results are in for the mini-bike race......












http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b...5/spanking2.jpg


Posted by: YZ165---------------------

Of course, the results from the 500 were a little diffrent.......
















http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b...5/spanking3.jpg


Posted by: motometal---------------------

that's some funny stuff there, but what's the deal with that guy's butt?


Posted by: Brian---------------------

Quote:
Originally Posted by YZ165
The results are in for the mini-bike race......



And this guy put the smack down on Elk.



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