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What would your Bike say if it could talk?
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Posted by: cnielse5---------------------

This sounded like a fun topic to talk about.

My 03 would say "why are you selling me you just got me at the start of the season"

my 97 would say "Dude, either get me new parts or put me into retirment. I am too old for this Sh

Posted by: Okiewan---------------------

Mine wopuld say "DUDE! LOSE WEIGHT".

Posted by: Papakeith---------------------

"I'm bored"

Posted by: ChopperDave---------------------

Get your fat arse of me!!!!!

Posted by: truespode---------------------

OUCH!!

Ivan

Posted by: dklink2000---------------------

Wash me!

Posted by: trakkerman---------------------

"Ahhhhhhh, Ooooo, O-yeahhh! A little to the left...that's it...right there. Ooooo!"

I sent my bike on an all expenses paid trip to the health spa...uh I mean...to the engine builder's shop.

Posted by: squeaky---------------------

Mine would say:

"Quit dropping me, it hurts"

and like PK said

"I'm bored"

Posted by: Mully---------------------

"hey big boy......ride here often??????"

Posted by: MXGirl230---------------------

"put on a few founds, I can't tell if you're on"

Posted by: biglou---------------------

"One at a time, please!"

Posted by: gwcrim---------------------

"Chicken!"

Posted by: JPIVEY---------------------

" Next time I drive "......a$$

Posted by: windfall---------------------

Yamaha "

"

Scorpa "

Posted by: rickyd---------------------

you stink, get off me

Posted by: Senior KX Rider---------------------

Mine would say "Long time no see"

or "Ride Me"

Posted by: Green Horn---------------------

Quote:

Originally Posted by Papakeith

"I'm bored"

Actually PK, I think your bike would say..."It could be worse...I could be Greenie's bike."

Posted by: cnielse5---------------------

"ditch the family, and run away with me."

Posted by: bclapham---------------------

"Why couldnt i be RCs RM250"

Posted by: HajiWasAPunk---------------------

"you know, I roll a lot better on the wheels than I do on the handle bars"

"we're not gonna try and triple that are we?"

Posted by: Moto Squid---------------------

"give me new suspension you dumbass!"
and
"wash me once in a while...."

Posted by: Kevin003---------------------

"wash me" and "I NEED A NEW TOP END NOW!!!"

Posted by: Masterphil---------------------

"I wish this guy knew how to ride me"

Posted by: TemeculaTim---------------------

"You don't spend enough time with me anymore"

Hmmmm sounds kind of like my wife......

Posted by: AssistSuper---------------------

"Learn how to ride, moron."

Posted by: CaptainObvious---------------------

Mine would say...

"You're a lot lighter than the last dude that owned me....better looking too"

Posted by: Papakeith---------------------

Posted by: MXGirl230---------------------

it would also probably say "put Phil back on he rides me like I should be ridden"

Posted by: Senior KX Rider---------------------

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainObvious

Mine would say...

"You're a lot lighter than the last dude that owned me....better looking too"

Posted by: Green Horn---------------------

Posted by: rickyd---------------------

and "Buy me some bolt ons"

Posted by: Okiewan---------------------

Quote:

Turn the one on the right

Posted by: XRpredator---------------------

"two strokes suck, and I don't."

Posted by: GETMETOCA---------------------

"My last owner didn't crash as much as you do. Look at all the marks on me!! I should turn you in to Bike Protective Services!!"

and

"Hey...Pssssst!! Natty, over here! You know on Tuesdays when you put Sparky in the garage because the yard guy comes on that day? Well, guess what? SPARKY PISSES ALL OVER MY M12, and I don't like it!!! "

Posted by: Akira---------------------

More than likley mine would say:

"Stop hitting trees! Your going to make yourself stupid, plus your giving your dad more things to rip on you about!"

Posted by: sparkysakitas---------------------

take me to dr kevorkian nowwwww!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Jamir---------------------

This is an actual conversation that I recorded with special equipment in my garage between my 426 and the TTR125.

426-You know, it has been a long time since I have been ridden
125-that fat ass rides me all over the yard!
426-at least he never tries to jump you
125-well, I guess it is better here than getting crashed by his exwife every 5 minutes.
426-oh wait, here he comes.
125-great! There go my springs! Quick, pretend I am the weedeater. Then he won't touch me!

Posted by: 04kdx200---------------------

BRAP, or BING I guess

Posted by: y_a_m_a_h_a_2005---------------------

mine just looks at my and says

"so are you going to ride me or do you want me to just sit here and rust like all your other bikes you had...and now i know why your mom did't want me in the first place you know why? YOU CANT RIDE WORTH A SH

Posted by: littlenasty---------------------

this is what it would be thinking if i was riding it

"man, that is a long 50 foot double coming up, good thing he doesnt have the balls to try it, yeah hes gonna turn any second now......oh ****! HEY what are you doing no! NO ! NO! (hits jump and goes into the air) please make it please make it please make it! (i make it) damn, i just about leaked oil on my self!"

Posted by: J-fryz---------------------

"keep the rubber side down"

Posted by: FruDaddy---------------------

"Hey, put the kid back on and get me a big brother!!"

Posted by: YZ165---------------------

I should prolly just leave this thread alone......

Posted by: rickyd---------------------

'05 KX250 POS For Sale, needs everything....

I think i read where you broke out at DW?? Hope its all good.
RIck

Posted by: YZ165---------------------

It's all good Ricky. I'm just mad at it, so it's being punnished by getting bashed on the world wide web! LOL!

Posted by: TemeculaTim---------------------

More lines from the XR
"Does this Desert Tank make me look fat?"
" No more PEMEX, it gives me bad gas"
" Keep that frickin three wheeler away from me, it's trying to hump my back tire"

Great Thread

Posted by: Tony Eeds---------------------

My 1971 Penton - Hey dumbass, put me back together!
My 1970 DKW - Hey, me too!
My 400MXC - Ride me or sell me!
My 200MXC - DW was fun, but are you gonna ever take me out of the trailer?
My XR650R - Whoo Hooo, another 500 mile DS ride is coming up soon! Can I have a new knobby?
My Two PitVipers and ProViper - We like the fact that you keep us warm by keeping us in the living room, but keep that damn cat away from us! The whiskers tickle.
My Grandson's XR50 - You bought me, you have a stranger pick me up (Ivan), I have been in his garage for 2 1/2 months ... ARE you ever gonna come get me?

Posted by: jaction125---------------------

"well you rode me twice last november, didn't wash me until July, didn't ride me again until october. Are you gonna wash me before spring?"

Posted by: truespode---------------------

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tony Eeds

My Grandson's XR50 - You bought me, you have a stranger pick me up (Ivan), I have been in his garage for 2 1/2 months ... ARE you ever gonna come get me?

Actually, the XR50 is just wimpering in the corner after how I violated it last night

Ivan

Posted by: holeshot---------------------

If my bike could talk, I'd be a millionaire.

Posted by: Chili---------------------

Please please don't let your kid ride me!

Posted by: rmracer---------------------

"I need a makeover"

Posted by: Ryone---------------------

"You should stick to just WATCHING motocross... you're better at it."
or
"You don't mind if I see other owners, do you?"
or
"If you flat-land me one more time, I swear I'll throw my chain!"
or
"I do have other gears... maybe we can try a few next time?"

Posted by: Patman---------------------

ProViper "I feel like the easy chick in high school. Everybody rode me in Oklahoma."

PitViper "I thought I was going home with that Stanbagger kid, he rode me and washed me like I was his."

XR95 "Stay off me and let Mrs. Patman ride me she's MUCH lighter and kinder to me!"

CR85 "I'm glad Brandonwho FINALLY washed me!" (just Monday evening)

KXR284 "Dude you need to get us a bigger house, there's too many bikes in this trailer!"

Posted by: y_a_m_a_h_a_2005---------------------

Quote:

Originally Posted by truespode

Actually, the XR50 is just wimpering in the corner after how I violated it last night

Ivan

ummm what do you mean by that????

Posted by: OnAnySunday---------------------

'82-XL500R: Fat b@$!@&% only gets me out once every couple of months and rides me like im a RZ350 or something.
Whatever happened to the DIRT??

'02-XR650R: Fat b@$!@&% takes me out in the dirt every weekend. But never opens me up!
Just putts around! UGH! Come on fella, get me a dualsport kit and lets go kill a few Ninja's or sumpin!!

'79-YZ400: Hey.....im still layin here DEAD yanno?! Find me a piston yet????? yeeesh! (fat b@$!@&%)

Posted by: Sawblade---------------------

Quote:

Originally Posted by holeshot

If my bike could talk, I'd be a millionare.

Or in jail!

The last time I rode resulted in bike and me being thrown down in a sudden violent motion. So I guess my bike would say, "Don't throw me down Clark."

Posted by: Tony Eeds---------------------

Quote:

Originally Posted by OnAnySunday

'02-XR650R: Fat b@$!@&% takes me out in the dirt every weekend. But never opens me up!
Just putts around! UGH! Come on fella, get me a dualsport kit and lets go kill a few Ninja's or sumpin!!

Your XR called last night and talked to mine. It said it wants to come with us to Moab next spring and it wants a DS kit and a large tank so it can ride the White Rim Trail loop with mine.

Posted by: squeaky---------------------

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainObvious

Mine would say...

"You're a lot lighter than the last dude that owned me....better looking too"

That was low...but funny!

Posted by: BEEF706---------------------

"Don't blame me RC won a national on my cousin"

Posted by: Jaybird---------------------

"Is that all you got, puzz boy"?

Quote:

Originally Posted by PK

"I'm bored"

LOL....this one gets my vote for best in show!

Posted by: OnAnySunday---------------------

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tony Eeds

Your XR called last night and talked to mine. It said it wants to come with us to Moab next spring and it wants a DS kit and a large tank so it can ride the White Rim Trail loop with mine.

Sounds like they got a good idea!

How "nessisary" is the dualsport kit though?
I sorta made a large (to me) purchase for my younger stepson last week and the DS kit is gonna have to wait a while now.

Its gonna be worth puttin off though! hee heee!

Posted by: JPIVEY---------------------

I think mine has some bad gas, as my wife and I walk though the garage tonight it ripped big one, it was embarrassing, Sherri looked at me like I did it

Posted by: Sawblade---------------------

Quote:

Originally Posted by JPIVEY

I think mine has some bad gas, as my wife and I walk though the garage tonight it ripped big one, it was embarrassing, Sherri looked at me like I did it

I see I'm not the only one to use that same excuse!

Posted by: dirty~d~---------------------

My bike? He'd probably say "Diane who?"

Posted by: Danman---------------------

Mine would say "Loose weight you fat azz. Fix my aching and oozzing carb. Some parts are actually wearable items that need to replaced, Like the chain. That's a big hint dumb azz. Oh and next time you decide to hit a rock like that I'll buck you again like a horse at a pro rodeo. Fix my pipe and ride me more!"

Posted by: CHIP---------------------

"What the Hell......!!!"

Posted by: MXGirl230---------------------

CT70 "are you ever going to put me back together? or just leave me in this cold bedroom"

Posted by: dirty~d~---------------------

On second thought mine would probably just have me arrested.

Posted by: RMCoastie---------------------

Two Strokes and the South will rise again.

Posted by: crazy4nitro---------------------

As i'm looking at the black mung that flys out the exhaust pipe.

mine would say,

"Now that I can talk,I only do this right b-4 those insane jumps you make me do"

Posted by: crazy4nitro---------------------

oh yeah, it would also say....

" Hey at least I dont roll my eyes everytime you mention something about your wife !!"

Posted by: Crunch---------------------

My bike would say:
"I know your not that great a rider . . . but please, just don't do what Donnie did at Dirt Week.

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