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Posted by: Tony Eeds---------------------

Life is too short to not ...

Posted by: Tony Eeds---------------------

I’ll go first ...

Life is too short to not ...

Domestically speaking ...

use butter instead of margarine
saute some sweet onions every day
learn how to steam artichokes
drink good wine
learn how to throw together grand meals for one from the fixin’s in the frig

Dirtbike speaking ...

attend DirtWeek
support DRN

own at least a KTM or two
discover the joy of dual sport motorcycles

Travel wise ...

visit far away lands like Canada and Mexico
ride dirtbikes in Baja
ride dirtbikes in Moab
experience the magic dirt in SoCal
ride the trails of Michigan
ride the backwoods of Western Canada

Posted by: FruDaddy---------------------

live!!!

Posted by: Tony Eeds---------------------

I forgot a few ...

ride the outback of Australia
learn how to say g'day mate correctly
see a toilet spin the other way

Posted by: BSWIFT---------------------

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tony Eeds

Life is too short to not ...

to live the day like it is your last.

Posted by: VintageDirt---------------------

Life is too short to not?

Wife is too short to knot.

Posted by: XR3J---------------------

... take an opportunity to better your life when you have been unhappy doing the same thing for 14 years, just because this new opportunity is outside of your "comfort zone".
Jerry

Posted by: Pokie---------------------

...to drink bad wine!
...to smoke a bitter cigar!

Posted by: ellandoh---------------------

discover what "its a jeep thing " is

Posted by: YZ165---------------------

Jump into the foam pit given the opportunity.

Posted by: crazy4nitro---------------------

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tony Eeds

Life is too short to not ...

Roost your buddy when they are at the worst possible moment during a wizz.

..and have a chance to do it again.

Hear the rumble of a rowdy supercharged big block chevy.

----------------
Crazy

Posted by: JPIVEY---------------------

Life is too short to not go to Hooters and pretend you're only there for the Buffelo wings

Posted by: Mrs.YZ165---------------------

Life is too short to not......do everything to the best of your ability, who knows if you will have the chance again.

Posted by: dklink2000---------------------

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tony Eeds

Life is too short to not ...

use all of your vacation time.

Posted by: Crunch---------------------

Life is too short to not tell your family that you love them everyday.

Posted by: Green Horn---------------------

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tony Eeds

Life is too short to not ...

appreciate what you've got.

Posted by: squeaky---------------------

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tony Eeds

Life is too short to not ...

Live like you did when you were 6 and have fun doing it!

(snowball fights come to mind...

)

Posted by: XRpredator---------------------

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tony Eeds

Life is too short to not ...

turn it up to eleven

Posted by: Kawidude---------------------

Quote:

Originally Posted by XRpredator

turn it up to eleven

...because 11 is one louder.

Posted by: 2-Strokes 4-ever---------------------

Live it with meaning and purpose........

Posted by: 04kdx200---------------------

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tony Eeds

Life is too short to not ...

... laugh at yourself on the way to the hospital, in the back of an ambulance.

Posted by: rickyd---------------------

call your parents from the ER and laugh

Posted by: ChopperDave---------------------

Life is to short to not...

...be thankful!

Posted by: little Loopie---------------------

Life is too short to not..................

get off your a$$ and go outside!

Posted by: Rooster---------------------

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tony Eeds

Life is too short to not ...

... spend as much time as possible with your DRN buddies.

Posted by: ellandoh---------------------

this is a repost of mine that fits this thread well

LIFE IS TOO SHORT NOT TO

Sing in the shower - Treat everyone you meet like you want to be treated - Watch a sunrise at least once a year - Leave the toilet seat in the down position - Never refuse homemade brownies - Strive for excellence, not perfection - Plant a tree on your birthday - Learn three clean jokes - Return borrowed vehicles with the gas tank full - Compliment three people every day - Never waste an opportunity to tell someone you love them - Leave everything a little better than you found it - Keep it simple - Think big thoughts but relish small pleasures - Become the most positive and enthusiastic person you know - Floss your teeth - Ask for a raise when you feel you've earned it - Be forgiving of yourself and others - Over tip breakfast waitresses - Say "thank you" a lot - Say "please" a lot - Avoid negative people - Buy whatever kids are selling on card tables in their front yards - Wear polished shoes - Remember other people's birthdays - Commit yourself to constant improvement - Carry jumper cables in your trunk - Have a firm handshake - Send lots of Valentine cards. Sign them, "Someone who thinks you're terrific - Look people in the eye - Be the first to say "Hello" - Use the good silver - Return all things you borrow - Make new friends but cherish the old ones - Keep secrets - Sing in a choir - Plant flowers every spring - Have a dog - Always accept an outstretched hand - Stop blaming others. Take responsibility for every area of your life - Wave at kids on school buses - Be there when people need you - Feed a stranger's expired parking meter - Don't expect life to be fair - Never underestimate the power of love - Drink champagne for no reason at all - Live your life as an exclamation, not an explanation - Don't be afraid to say, "I made a mistake" - Don't be afraid to say, "I don't know" - Compliment even small improvements - Keep your promises (no matter what) - Marry only for love - Rekindle old friendships - Count your blessings - Call your mother-Kiss a trophy girl, Winning trophy is optional

Posted by: Noeboy89---------------------

Life is to short to not.......try and have a fling with your neighbors wife!

Posted by: GETMETOCA---------------------

Life is too short not to...Let others know EXACTLY how you feel

http://dirtrider.net/blogs/GETMETOCA/340

Posted by: Jeff Gilbert---------------------

Tony,
Life is just too short!

Posted by: Brian---------------------

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tony Eeds

Life is too short to not ...

Go first class. Heck, it doesn't even cost more. You just can't go as often or stay as long

A smart man and good friend once told me that

Posted by: 2-Strokes 4-ever---------------------

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noeboy89

Life is to short to not.......try and have a fling with your neighbors wife!

Be a husband and carry a hand gun. I now rename Noeboy89.........."Lucky."

Posted by: ellandoh---------------------

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2-Strokes 4-ever

Be a husband and carry a hand gun. I now rename Noeboy89.........."Lucky."

Noeboy should read your tag line

Posted by: mtk---------------------

Quote:

Originally Posted by ellandoh

this is a repost of mine that fits this thread well

LIFE IS TOO SHORT NOT TO

Sing in the shower - Treat everyone you meet like you want to be treated - Watch a sunrise at least once a year - Leave the toilet seat in the down position - Never refuse homemade brownies - Strive for excellence, not perfection - Plant a tree on your birthday - Learn three clean jokes - Return borrowed vehicles with the gas tank full - Compliment three people every day - Never waste an opportunity to tell someone you love them - Leave everything a little better than you found it - Keep it simple - Think big thoughts but relish small pleasures - Become the most positive and enthusiastic person you know - Floss your teeth - Ask for a raise when you feel you've earned it - Be forgiving of yourself and others - Over tip breakfast waitresses - Say "thank you" a lot - Say "please" a lot - Avoid negative people - Buy whatever kids are selling on card tables in their front yards - Wear polished shoes - Remember other people's birthdays - Commit yourself to constant improvement - Carry jumper cables in your trunk - Have a firm handshake - Send lots of Valentine cards. Sign them, "Someone who thinks you're terrific - Look people in the eye - Be the first to say "Hello" - Use the good silver - Return all things you borrow - Make new friends but cherish the old ones - Keep secrets - Sing in a choir - Plant flowers every spring - Have a dog - Always accept an outstretched hand - Stop blaming others. Take responsibility for every area of your life - Wave at kids on school buses - Be there when people need you - Feed a stranger's expired parking meter - Don't expect life to be fair - Never underestimate the power of love - Drink champagne for no reason at all - Live your life as an exclamation, not an explanation - Don't be afraid to say, "I made a mistake" - Don't be afraid to say, "I don't know" - Compliment even small improvements - Keep your promises (no matter what) - Marry only for love - Rekindle old friendships - Count your blessings - Call your mother-Kiss a trophy girl, Winning trophy is optional

I can agree to all of the above, with the exceptions listed in bold, which are explained below:

1) Why? Dirty jokes are what we all laugh about. Life is too short to waste on uptight people.

2) Don't just do it for breakfast. An extra dollar is the difference between a good tip and bad. You don't need that buck, so make someone's day.

3) Screw your shoes. It's the person inside, not the gloss on your shoes, that matters in life.

4) If you're on a streetbike, don't wave, but rather give them the "thumbs in your ears and wave your fingers" salute. In other words, make the kids laugh. Not only will it make you feel better, but they'll never forget it and hopefully one day want to ride themselves. The more kids we can get to ride, the better the world will be as a result. No, I'm not kidding. Life iis a first-person experience; you either live it or it passes you by. If you're here, you understand. Try to help those that don't.

Not on the list, but most important: if you've found that one person that makes your life worth living, make sure they know it, every day, and don't ever forget it.

Posted by: ellandoh---------------------

1- 3 clean jokes is for children and ladies whom are from previous generations
2- breakfast waitresses are the hardest working and most undertipped, as far as % wise they would be ripped off considering 6.00 is about 1.00tip an xtra buck still isnt overtipping
3- wear polished shoes is a little deeper than whats actually read on the surface IMHO
4- point is have fun w/kids

5- take what you like and leave the rest, or make additions to the thread not subtract from my contribution

Posted by: Rooster---------------------

It's not so much that life is so short...we're just dead for so long.

Posted by: Noeboy89---------------------

Looks like I better stay out of Missouri.

No, don't take my first post the wrong way. I've been happily married for 10 years and believe me, my wife can read me like a book. She knows what I'm thinking before I even think it. She'll come up and smack me in the back of the head and say "So you think Tiffany has a nice butt, huh?". I'm like wtf?

Posted by: Proxy---------------------

...jump out of a perfectly good airplane.

...play harder than you work.

...post on an internet message forum at 1:43am.

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