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It's Pirate Tuesday!!
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Posted by: GETMETOCA---------------------

Arrrrg!!!

Posted by: BadgerMan---------------------

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR..........

It's also 6/6/06

Posted by: Green Horn---------------------

Never forget to invite a pirate to your bday party. ARGGHH!!!

Vid Link

Posted by: XRpredator---------------------

avast!
http://www.gamerevolution.com/oldsi...es_keyboard.jpg

Posted by: RMCoastie---------------------

Pred your tooooo funny.

Posted by: GETMETOCA---------------------

Ye are such a good Pirate, me thinks.

Posted by: Green Horn---------------------

LMAO pred

Posted by: CaptainObvious---------------------

Ay mattie, get 'yer Arrrgh's in before I makes ya walk de plank.

Posted by: GETMETOCA---------------------

I'm ashamed of Ye Lad's 'n Lassies!! 'Tis Pirate SPEAK Tuesday and none of ye 'ave offered up the speak!! I can confirm ye be got the stellar discussions of the Boob Talk and the next voyage t' Chicago and yet nothing begot the uuuuuurge t' partake in the drama!!

Me Parrot, shiver me timbers, is a gettin' old and crankety and will not continue to oblige me in the weekly endeavors of the Tuesday obligations!!! (Natty adjusts corsett and boobage)

Ye Must partake in the Pirate Speak on Tuesday's, Matey!!

issed:

Posted by: Rich Rohrich---------------------

I like Fritos.

Posted by: GETMETOCA---------------------

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rich Rohrich

I like Fritos.

Okay Rich. Wiseguy. In case you haven't figgered it out, you're in a "Pirate Speak" thead. Sheesh. So let me help you out here. That would be...

"Me thinks the Frito's Rock, M'Lord"

or

"Me Thinks the Fritos bring great pleasure. Arrrrrrrrr!!!!"

mmm'k???

Posted by: Rich Rohrich---------------------

Cheetos make my fingers all orange......arrgghhh

Posted by: ellandoh---------------------

the way that girl eats Doritos should be rated ...........AAAAARRRRRRRRR

Posted by: RedStreak---------------------

Why couldnt the boy see the pirate movie??? Cuz it was rated ARGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! yuk yuk yuk heee hehe hehe hahahahah hoohohohohoh yuk yuk yuk that one gets me every time

"You will remember this as the day that you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow"
~YOU ShOULD NO THIS~

Posted by: jaction125---------------------

A pirate walks into a bar ith a steering wheel in his pants. The bartender sees this and asks "What the deal with the steering wheel?"

Pirate says "Arrrrrggghhh, it's drivin me nuts."

Posted by: Danman---------------------

Arrrrr, I totaly missed pirate day. I even got a new toy on my desk me matey. It came from the deep of the happy meal. It's a skull with a red do rag and you flip up the patch to see the answer just like the old 8 ball except the answers are in pirate speak! Arrrr, it be helpin me with all the tough Decisions.

Posted by: GETMETOCA---------------------

Shiver me Timbers, its Pirate Jokes!! A new addition to Pirate Speak Tuesday, Arrrrrrr!

Danman, ye make me proud with the desk trinkets. Afterall, if ye be plunderin' the happy meals from the wee fingers o' little ones, ye might as well be gloatin' about it to the masses. Aaaarrrrrr!!!!

Posted by: Jon K.---------------------

Old pirate with an eye patch and a hook for an arm walks into a bar.

Barkeep asks "How'd ya lose the arm and the eye?"

"I got me arm on the wrong side of a rope and it took me arm off clean at the elbow. Arrrr!!"

"Dude! That sucks! How'd you lose the eye"

"Seagull s**t in me eye! Arrr!!"

"Um, that's not pretty, but I didn't think you would lose an eye over it!"

"First day with the hook! Arrr!!"

Posted by: XRpredator---------------------

Avast, me hearties! Hoist the ensign and tidy up that jib! The lovely Natalie, a lady of expansive sensibility, has laid down the gauntlet and will show no quarter when it comes to the pirate speak that be required on Tuesdays! If'n her bonnie request be not heeded, ye'll be keelhauled then dangled from the mizzenmast, and lastly be drawn and quartered before being flung to the depths of Davey Jones' locker!

it be the pirate code!

Posted by: GETMETOCA---------------------

Quote:

Originally Posted by XRpredator

required on Tuesdays! it be the pirate code!

Aye M'Lord!! I'll be expectin' t' see this thread come a corkin' up each Tuesday like th' bloated bodies O' plank walkers after a dip in the deep blue! ARRRRRRrrrrrr!

Posted by: Rich Rohrich---------------------

It's Thursday and I still like Fritos.

Posted by: 2-Strokes 4-ever---------------------

The pirate life is the life fer me, and we live it every day young lassie. Tuesdey thru Tuesdey, me sword always hits the mark, me likes me rum when the sun sets on the sea, and when yonder wind doesn't hit me sail, me and my mates fire up the 2-stroke Evinrude..........(pirating this thread to a 2stroke vs 4stroke debate) Aaarrrrr!

Posted by: GETMETOCA---------------------

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2-Strokes 4-ever

fire up the 2-stroke Evinrude..........(pirating this thread to a 2stroke vs 4stroke debate) Aaarrrrr!

And a well done pirating at that, shiver me timbers!! Now that ye've plundered the booty O' debate how about we hoist that rum ye were just speakin' of? Yer the only Pirate-Speak-Tuesday participant who speaks of ever havin' a vessel!!!

Posted by: Rich Rohrich---------------------

If I buy a rowboat and an eye-patch will someone get me some Fritos?

Posted by: Okiewan---------------------

"Arrrrg" ?

Posted by: 2-Strokes 4-ever---------------------

Quote:

Originally Posted by GETMETOCA

Now that ye've plundered the booty O' debate how about we hoist that rum ye were just speakin' of?

Ieee, here's one to ya lassie!

Posted by: JPIVEY---------------------

Avast and put forth an ear.......ney fool, thy other ear..... now listen smartly

" In mist or cloud, on mast or shroud, It perch'd for vespers nine; Whiles all the night, through fog-smoke white, Glimmer'd the white moonshine."

Now, ye scruvy rats, what be the literary from whence this passage comes....... be quick about it before I feed ya to Bob the parot and use you for chum in the morn

Posted by: Jon K.---------------------

Posted by: Danman---------------------

Arrrrrrr!, The "The Rime of the Ancient Mariner" that be. Anybody be saying different will see the Iron Maiden

Posted by: GETMETOCA---------------------

Aye matey, 'twas Samuel Taylor Coleridge's handywork!

Posted by: XRpredator---------------------

Avast! she be tuesday again, an' it be time ter be speakin' in the vernacular of the bucaneers, me hearties!!

Here's t'hopin' this thread never dies, becomin' the flyin' dutchman o' the DRN forums, mateys!

Posted by: Papakeith---------------------

Garrr, ye be currect on th' namin' of the day ye' skurvey dog! Long of life be the Pirate Tuesday.

Keep to the code

Posted by: Oldman125---------------------

Evast yea land lubbers!! Whar be me whisky and me trreasure?!!? I be thinkin ta send ye to da plank if ya donn get me my whiskey ya skurvey mut!!

Arrrr...what a farkin day this be!!

Posted by: CaptainObvious---------------------

Aye, tis pirate tuesday ya land luvin squid. Hopin ya drinks ye too much wisky a wakes up with a one leggeged woman.

Now that be a good time, aye.

Posted by: GETMETOCA---------------------

Avast! I'll be keelhaulin' the next one of ye what leaves ye thread untouched on a Tuesday morn here aft!! Arrrrr!!!

Posted by: GETMETOCA---------------------

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oldman125

Arrrr...what a farkin day this be!!

Arrrr! Oldman125, yet he be a newbie on the DRN decks, bellows hale 'n hearty with the mug swingin'! Warms me heart, mateys, being a Lady of vast sensibilities, me thinks he'll be a reg'lar on Tuesdays

Posted by: Rich Rohrich---------------------

Where's my DAMNED FRITOS?????

Posted by: YZ165---------------------

Arrrr....to the plank with ye Rich! Searching the bottom o the sea for them fritos you'll be!

Posted by: oldguy---------------------

AAARRRR I be keelhulled on the phone waiting for customer service. But maties they appreciate my business. The hourglass has been turned twice already. I am about ready to come about and board their skurvey laiden ship and run them thru

Posted by: 2-Strokes 4-ever---------------------

Mates.........(and lassie). Feel'in like I've betrayed me crew.......would've been here fer ye sooner but, the weather started gett'in rough, the tiny vessel was tossed, but if not for thee loyalty of me faithful mates......... the ship, it would've been lost. (thanks, mates.......Ginger, MaryAnn and I were busy) Aaaarrr........

Posted by: GETMETOCA---------------------

Thar he be! The 2-Strokes 4 Ever ship's flag be flappin' in the salty sea air, Aaaaarrrrr! Hoist yer rum matey's, and the gang plank as well, now take a mighty draught! On the West Coast shores the sun sets in less than six hours and Pirate Speak Tuesdays will be layed to rest fer the week, lads...Get yer vernacular spectacular while the light be still heavy on your shoulders! Arrrrrggg!!

Posted by: CaptainObvious---------------------

Look here at the time of me last post. Arrrr, dis pirate tuesday has come a close fer me. Till next week, keep yer bellies full and yer nickers up.

Posted by: GETMETOCA---------------------

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainObvious

and yer nickers up.

What??

Aye, CaptianOblivious, it be that time fer ye on the New Jersey Sea. Until next Tuesday, matey...

Posted by: JPIVEY---------------------

Arrrr, we be keeping the deadlights out for ya

Posted by: Danman---------------------

ARRRRRR, Wednsday it not be till I be wakin up in me bunk.

Posted by: Oldman125---------------------

Quote:

Originally Posted by GETMETOCA

Ey lassie, so 'twill be!!

Posted by: Oldman125---------------------

Arrrr me be the first to rise on Pirate Tuesday??

Why a scurvy dog like me hardly need get outta bed for a buncha tuna be the likes of y'all!!

Evast ye maties and be postin or ye be forcin ya's to walk the plank!!

Now get goin....ya lilly livered barnakle brains!

Posted by: CaptainObvious---------------------

Arrrrrr Oldman, ye was the first to get the Arrrr out dis day. May ye all have a good day and ifin yer lucky, ye be findin a good pub to sit at and a good woman to scratch the Barnacles off ye feet.

Posted by: GETMETOCA---------------------

Aye, OldMan125, ye be th' first t' step up on this fine Tuesday morn! I must confess, me fingers were itchin' t' type th' speak last eve! aAAARRRRRRR! Took all me willpower, shiver me timbers!!!

Posted by: Papakeith---------------------

Posted by: XRpredator---------------------

If yer fingers be itchin', ye'd best be checkin' 'em for barnacles, m'lady!

Posted by: bsmith---------------------

"r"

Posted by: 2-Strokes 4-ever---------------------

Ahoy thar! Be askin a blessin and a cheers of gatorade from me sea fairin mates......The AC's broken, and after a hard days sailin, twill be sticky in the old cabin this evenin. Aaaarrrg and yuck.

Posted by: 2-Strokes 4-ever---------------------

Avast! Me thinks the Pirate Speak and construction of thy sentences resembles the speakins of Yoda. Aaaarrr

Posted by: GETMETOCA---------------------

Avast! It's 2-Strokes 4-ever, back t' the railin' fer a breath 'O fresh air and a swig!! The weekly staff meetin' in me place 'O employment wears me down, mates, me blood boils and threatens t' spill the like's o' Work Week Natty this aft!! ARRRRRRRRR!!!!!!

Posted by: CaptainObvious---------------------

Arrr, another Pirate Tuesday is comin to an end. He's to wishin yer blue sky's and tail winds until the sun rises on another Tuesday.

Arrrrr

Posted by: 2-Strokes 4-ever---------------------

Quote:

Originally Posted by GETMETOCA

Avast! It's 2-Strokes 4-ever, back t' the railin' fer a breath 'O fresh air and a swig!! The weekly staff meetin' in me place 'O employment wears me down, mates, me blood boils and threatens t' spill the like's o' Work Week Natty this aft!! ARRRRRRRRR!!!!!!

And we thank ya fer yer steadfast loyalty young lassie and mate! The sea gets rough some days, put on the pirate fight, hoist the banner........and we wish ya fare seas come daylight.

Posted by: Danman---------------------

It be to late, Arrrrr!

Posted by: JPIVEY---------------------

Aye, I be working hard on ye ol' boat and I missed the day, sorry Miss Natty, but the code is just a guide line anyways

Posted by: GETMETOCA---------------------

Quote:

Originally Posted by JPIVEY

... the code is just a guide line anyways

Arrrrrgg!! I've heard 'O that sayin' That be me biggest reason fer hoistin' the Captain Morgan in the eve's after bustin' me hump in Quality Control, matey!!!!!!

issed: I had t' find me a new way to earn me sheckles!

Posted by: JPIVEY---------------------

Quote:

Originally Posted by GETMETOCA

I had t' find me a new way to earn me sheckles!

Aye Miss Natty, it be a hard tide to row against these days, nay, the cannons don't thunder and ye be nothing to plunder

but alas me hearty, the horizon will always be thar for ye and when thee oppertune moment comes, ya be stealing it smartly

Posted by: 2-Strokes 4-ever---------------------

Pirate-Speak-Humpday is on the rise!

Posted by: GETMETOCA---------------------

Quote:

Originally Posted by JPIVEY

alas me hearty, the horizon will always be thar for ye and when thee oppertune moment comes, ya be stealing it smartly

Word. Matey.

Posted by: Okiewan---------------------

Reading this thread is like listening to Deadwood.

Posted by: GETMETOCA---------------------

Quote:

Originally Posted by Okie

Reading this thread is like listening to Deadwood.

That's what you "THOUGHT" about the RPC4LIFE thread. Hey! Mebbee I'll bring that one back up!!@

Posted by: Okiewan---------------------

Have you seen that show (HBO Series)? The dialect is wild. You better pay attention or you'll have no idea what they're talking about. I'm hooked. However, do NOT watch it with kids or other easily offended persons in the room, lol.

Posted by: Rich Rohrich---------------------

Quote:

Originally Posted by GETMETOCA

That's what you "THOUGHT" about the RPC4LIFE thread. Hey! Mebbee I'll bring that one back up!!@

I can only hope a large pile of bricks falls on me before then.

Posted by: Papakeith---------------------

Deadwood effin Rocks!!!

agreed on the discression for those viewing

Posted by: 2-Strokes 4-ever---------------------

Whars me mateys? I gots me Bacardi......I gots me coke! We'll drop thar anchor n wait.........

Posted by: XRpredator---------------------

AVAST! I be hankerin' for a tankard of grog!

Posted by: GETMETOCA---------------------

Hopin' me mateys fergive me fer not participatin' in th' 'speak' on actual Tuesday

Tuesday was a blunderin' day full O' meetin's at th' Corporate Piratate Headquarters in Chicago with no time fer th' computer, mates. The lillywhite palms o' the clan in the office makes me blood boil, especially when me glimpses the lowly paper scullers harkerin' for the porthole by 3PM!!! AAAAAAARRRRRRRR~!! In honor O' th' speak, bein' it Tuesday and all, a wee interjection of the exclamation "Avast!!!!" was brought forth under stealth:

"A vast majority of you have not seen the new program."

A hearty, but silent belly laugh was had, mates, Pirate Speak Tuesday lives!!

Later at the Airport, aft' a rigourous cell phone discussion with me' Pirate Captain back on the home ship, me thinks a round or two of the grog would calm me roiling aggressions but no time fer the Concourse tavern, mates, time t' board the AIR sHIP!!! aRRRRRRR!!! Air Ship security was wavin' th' Code Orange flag o'er all the lands and the grimy Pirate Authority pillaged me rucksack and plundered me nail polish and lip gloss!!! AARRRRRRRR!!!!!! "No liquids" he snears. A swish of me hook across his aft cheek was foiled by the thought O' spendin the eve in the brig. Now a hoist O' the grog would surely be apparent.

The Air Ship's belly was full o' the plundered possession and armour of the pirates on board. This Pirate Wench could only hope me treasure chest would show up in th' final port O' San Francisco.

The Air Ship's scullery maids were handin' out refreshments, so thinkin a bit o' the Captain nipped now while seated calmly would quel me angry thoughts. The scullery maid had none O' th' Captain, but handed me two mini's o' the Barcardi and a wee barrel O' diet coke and must have determined me Angry Pirate State O' mind and refused the coin' O' Gold I offered in payment. There is a Pirate God.

After sailin' into the port O' San Francisco, me bleary eyes stealed themselves for the travel back to Modesto and at 1:45 am, me weary head hit the swag and fell asleep. By now Pirate Speak Tuesday over O'er and gone, mates. Me apologies fer the tardy response.

Posted by: Oldman125---------------------

Arr. Me be sa burried in bloomin papars I gots not the time far knowin what day it even be!! Blasted work ethics!! I be hangin me head on the choppin block far all ye blokes ta have a whack at.

Arrr.

Posted by: JPIVEY---------------------

UUUUgggg, same here, been running a close haul for thee past few days, work'n on thee Ol' boat, dead eyeing a Tayana 55 with the Commador and getting me recertification, to skipper the 55, Arrrrr, me bilge is full up.

But alas, a great passage is to be had when it's all said and done; Now lend me a monent and let me share with ye, some photos of Amazing Grace

Posted by: GETMETOCA---------------------

Aye, matey! Yer Pirate's Ship be a beauty indeed!! Ye can sail proud with yer plundered booty and yer rum. Arrrrrrrr!

Posted by: Oldman125---------------------

Arrr, that be a fine tug ya gots dar matey!!

Now pop the top off that bottle and be passin it 'round ya scalleywag, ar ya be forcin me ta.....wel just pass it 'round mate!!!

Posted by: SpDyKen---------------------

RRRRRRRRRRReminds me of some rrrrrrrrrugby songs I use to sing with my mates.
BTW, Cheetos arrrrr my orrrrrrange finger paint of choice.

Posted by: Mully---------------------

Pred??? Natty ????
What day is it ???????????????????

Posted by: Oldman125---------------------

Arrrr and a fine Pirate's day it be shapen' up to be too!! Why even me lil' gal be speaking the toung o da pirates just this marnin' at first light!

Here's ta hopin' all ye skalley wags be havin' a fine Pirate Tuesday, and may yar mug ner' run dry and yar booty be large! HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: CaptainObvious---------------------

Arrrr!

Tis Pirate Tuesday again, maties. The wind is a blowin in me sails and I'm settin' course to find me some fine bootie. Arrrr.

Infin me gets lucky, I'll be findin' a ghost ship to tangle wit.

Arrrr

Posted by: XRpredator---------------------

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mully

Pred??? Natty ????
What day is it ???????????????????

Avast, ye land lubber! Morn be comin' a tad later over here in thar PDT than she be showin' up back thar near th' Atlantic shore!

Don't forget, me hearties, that September 19 be National Talk Like A Pirate Day, and she be fallin' on a Tuesday this year!

Posted by: Green Horn---------------------

Quote:

T' me,
Yo, Ho, Yo, Ho,
It's "Talk Like A Pirate" Day!
When laptops are benches God gave us for wenches,
And a sail ain't a low price to pay!
When timbers are shivered and lillies are livered
And every last buckle is swashed,
We'll abandon our cars for a shipfull of ARRRs
And pound back the grog till we're sloshed. Yo ho ....

Posted by: Oldman125---------------------

Arrrrrr maty and what a glorious day it shall be!!! Our own bloomin' day to the speak o the pirates! Arrr mates...a fine day I bid y'all.

Posted by: GETMETOCA---------------------

ARRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrr!! Matey!!! tis be Tuesday fer sure! Pred, M' Lord, ye be righty on the PDT issues, seems like Pirate's O' The Atlantic always seem to get a warm up in on th' Tuesday speak before I have me cup o the java grog and wipe the sleep from me bleary eyes mates!

Tuesday be the day fer the Speak and fer warrin' with office Pirates. In honor of th' Tuesday, I have made a list, and ye best be grinnin' yer not on it, mateys!! I've taken the liberty O' combinin' the Pirate Code and the Rules O' the RPC4LIFE to arm me with the reason for treason and war:

Jeff, the UnEngineer
Paul, the Headhunter
Randy, the UnSupervisor
Battle O' The Creek Clan - All of 'em, ARRRRrrrrrrr!

A bottle O' the Captain awaits me return from war this eve and I'll be celebratin' victory with a Box O' Chocklits too. Arrrr.

Posted by: squeaky---------------------

Arrrrr mateys! Tis Pirate Tuesday!

Me be warrin' with Office pirate Broomhilda th'Beatch!

This eve I'll be celebratin' battles won by pounding back me favorite grog, th'Coors Light!

Posted by: JPIVEY---------------------

Arrrrrrrr, twas a grand Ol' day, me sails are finally done, motor has arrived and awaits pickup, new halyards and sheets installed, Aye, I am beginning to see new life in this graceful old lady.

Amazing Grace still sits in harbor and is in negotiations, we shall see, we will.

Tomorrow, we set sail on a 32 and we be keeping the rails wet

Posted by: GETMETOCA---------------------

Aft' last week's warrin', mateys, I'm a bit wore down, but ye scalliwags rest assured Work Week Natty prevailed o'er the Office Pirates, Arrrrrrr!!

I just noticed th' Season Premier of Wife Swap has a Pirate Family swappin' out with a normal Lass. I'll have to keep me remote handy to cheer the Pirate Wench on and give her me full support with a raised tin o' grog, aye. The previews shows the Pirate Wench choppin' down the deck flowers with her cutlass, pissed off, most likely at the normal family's milktoast husband.

Here's to Tuesday, Mates!

Posted by: XRpredator---------------------

Avast! 'twas a bet I won agin' meself that our lovely Natty would be th'first out o' the gate on this Pirate Tuesday!

I hoist me tankard o' grog in a south by southwesterly direction to toast the bonnie lass! ARRR!

Posted by: bsmith---------------------

Arrr me mateys,
Avast Natty, no tru' Pirate need b part of no wife swappin, arrr, For a tru pirate takes the wife he be longin fer his own and dat be how it is, arrr! Any wench o mine be caught wanting to shack up in with another captain, arr, she be bunk'n down below with me crew, then after I hoist me a few tankards o' Morgans finest Rum and bid thee farewell I send her down to shack up wit ol' Davey Jones him self!

Posted by: thumbs---------------------

A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!"
"What do you mean?" the pirate replies, "I'm fine."
The bartender says, "But what about that wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit my leg but the surgeon fixed me up, and I'm fine, really."
"Yeah," says the bartender, "But what about that hook? Last time I saw you, you had both hands."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off but the surgeon fixed me up with this hook, and I feel great, really."
"Oh," says the bartender, "What about that eye patch? Last time you were in here you had both eyes."
"Well," says the pirate, "One day when we were at sea, some birds were flying over the ship. I looked up, and one of them shat in my eye."
"So?" replied the bartender, "what happened? You couldn't have lost an eye just from some bird ****!"
"Well," says the pirate, "It was the first day with the hook."

Arrrr, how was that one mateys..........

Posted by: Oldman125---------------------

AHOY MATES!!!! Lift yar MUGS and CHUG-a-LUG!!!

'Appy bloomin PiRRRRate Tuesday ya scurrrvy dogs!

Posted by: GETMETOCA---------------------

Pirate Thumbs, me thinks ye need some new Material, matey, Arrrrrr. Perhaps ye should watch Last Pirate Comic Standin' On A Peg Leg (seen that show?) while hoistin' yer grog to invite more creativity to yer reportoir

And how is th' fine Ms. Julie? A fine Pirate Wench she'll make, matey -she's got the tri-tip down and mixes a mean 'Rita.

Posted by: 2-Strokes 4-ever---------------------

Quote:

Originally Posted by bsmith

Arrr me mateys,
Avast Natty, no tru' Pirate need b part of no wife swappin, arrr, For a tru pirate takes the wife he be longin fer his own and dat be how it is, arrr! Any wench o mine be caught wanting to shack up in with another captain, arr, she be bunk'n down below with me crew, then after I hoist me a few tankards o' Morgans finest Rum and bid thee farewell I send her down to shack up wit ol' Davey Jones him self!

Arrrrr! If the lassie's been swappin behind the scenes, tis a mighty big humblin to pay for. No pirate I know, weather friend or foe, deserves an achin of them kinds.........we pirates are mates, and we look out for our kin........walk tall or walk the plank!

Posted by: j32---------------------

what the hell is pirate tuesday?????

Posted by: GETMETOCA---------------------

Quote:

Originally Posted by j32

what the hell is pirate tuesday?????

Did you mean to say:

AAAAAAArrrrrrrr! Mateys! I be wonderin' what be the Pirate Tuesday? Ye best be tellin' me or you'll be walking the plank, ye scurvy scalliwags! Avast! Me thinks I'd like t' join the festivities!!

See ye next Tuesday, bright and early. All raise the grog in honor of then new deck swabber! Aye.

Posted by: Oldman125---------------------

Quote:

Originally Posted by j32

what the hell is pirate tuesday?????

Yesterday pal.

Posted by: JPIVEY---------------------

Arrrrrrrrrr, missed it again, I been putting in some hours under me sails these last few days and been losing tack of time.

Just came in about an hour ago from a five hr cruise, saw many a good thing, lg pod of dolpin, sea lions and this little bugger who followed us up the coast.

Twas a grand ol' day of sailing

Posted by: GETMETOCA---------------------

Arrrrrrrrr!!! It warms me heart t' see the Captain flyin' the Pirate Colors Proud! Great picture, matey!

Posted by: mtk---------------------

OK, where can I get that "Surrender the Booty" flag?

Posted by: JPIVEY---------------------

Quote:

Originally Posted by mtk

OK, where can I get that "Surrender the Booty" flag?

LOL, Next time I go to that end of the marina I'll pick you up one. I also have " prepare to be boarded "

Posted by: mtk---------------------

Do you hang the two of them in the bedroom?

Both sound like keepers to me. How much do they cost?

Posted by: XRpredator---------------------

Careful what you offer, JP! I'll be a wantin' one too, me hearty!!!

Posted by: mtk---------------------

Back of the line, Pred.

Excuse me, I mean... Back of the line, Pred, you scurvy dog!

Posted by: JPIVEY---------------------

Aye, me figured on relieving the merchant of at least 5, Miss Natty must sport the colors, I need to hobble over there this week for some rigging tape, so stay sharp.

Posted by: GETMETOCA---------------------

Aye Matey! Ye can count me in fer the Pirate Colors and ye can count on me fer the gold coins in return, arrrg! I'm so used to the plunderin' type Pirate, matey, not the generous kind, arrrrr. Have ye Pirate Paypal?

Posted by: JPIVEY---------------------

Nay never Miss Natty that would be against the .........ummm.......guide lines

Posted by: JPIVEY---------------------

I want to share with ye the latest on the commendering of a new vessel, my Father in law has been in negotiations on a 55' Tyanna ( Amazing Grace ) for a couple weeks, However the broker kept dragging his feet, So last friday my father in Law came to accord on a 2007 45' Hunter CC and we take delivery on Oct 23.

Ever though I am not the owner, I will be the skipper, which is kinda like being a grandparent, all the joys without the headache.

Left to right is my mother in Law, the salesman and my lovely wife and firstmate Sherri, oh and that's Deva in her lap, they be sitting on the new boat trying to figure out what BBQ will fit

Posted by: GETMETOCA---------------------

Aye, matey, what's a boat without a BBQ for some tasty vittles t' compliment the grog? 'Tis a lovely ship indeed, and yer already decked out with galley help, Arrrrr~

You'll have to keep us posted on the new addition to the Pirate fleet, the sight 'O wavestead vessels takes the barnacles off the heart, matey.

Seein' th' harbor in the background reminds me of a trip to the Marina of Del Rey back in the late eighties when I was a young Pirate Lass in me early twenties...was sent by the Head Office Pirate to a Pirate-In-Training class at a nearby hotel seminar. Me deck mates and me acquired a six pack o' the grog and headed down to the Marina and picked out a lively looking Pirate Ship to Board! Arrrrrrrr! We were swillin' the grog and seated up high on the Captain's deck when an old gray haired seafarer came and hollered mighty epitaths at us young Pirates demandin' to know what the hell we were doin' on his neighbor Pirate's ship, shiver me timbers!!!! Having no cutlass among us to stay the vessel we'd boarded, we ran away back up the marina docks and up to dry land, snivelin' all way matey. Twas a long time ago indeed, but the memory still warms me heart and brings a smile to me lips.

Posted by: JPIVEY---------------------

Aye Miss Natty, I will certainly keep ya abeam on thee goings on as our fleet expands, as it sits right now we will continue to plunder with the Islander ( she be a fast one, she be ) and cruise the Hunter, but my wife and I are seriously looking for a 37-40' Pacific Seacraft and the Islander will be handed down to me offsprings.

Here's a pic as we came about a bouy for a down wind blast back to port, I don't think the Coast Guard would have appriciated just how close we cut this marker, but it was so dang cool

Posted by: XRpredator---------------------

arr! Ye best be watchin' fer the coasties, mate! They be tryin' to free the seas of piracy! Methinks they won't be for givin' up the booty!

Posted by: GETMETOCA---------------------

Arrrrr! It be Tuesday, me favorite day of the week Mates!! Me stiff knee is givin' me troubles this morn after landin' on it three times o'er the weekend ride. Might have to cut it off and get me a peg leg, methinks, if I'm gonna hobble around much more. Shiver me timbers, its a beautiful mornin.

Keep postin the seafarin' pics, matey! Pred, M'Lord, I may be callin' ye on the landline this morn, I be needed some worldly advice once more.

Posted by: XRpredator---------------------

I shall be waiting by thar telecommunications device fer yer call, me bonnie lass!

Posted by: CaptainObvious---------------------

Shiver me timbers!

Me be goin' through the day thinkon' it was Monday, almost fer'gettin' 'bout de Pirate Tuesday. Ar Har, lest I be fer'gettin, may a tail wind be blowin' hard ye from behind.

Arrr

Posted by: 04kdx200---------------------

http://shutter12.pictures.aol.com/d...+O54Zb-0280.jpg

He's got a little Capt'n in him. The flag, patch, and earring are real.

Happy Pirate Day!!!!!!!!!!! ARRRRGH!!

Posted by: GETMETOCA---------------------

LMAO, Matey! Pirate Speak Tuesday is almost upon us, Arrrrrr!! I like yer vessel there, ye rusty scupper! It even has a "mast", arrrr. I bet ye can do much Warehouse pillagin' with a tool like that. Ye can move yer booty 'round and 'round and up and down and hide it up high in the racks from the other pillagin' scalliwags, aye!!!

Posted by: TwinSpar---------------------

Dorks!

Posted by: CaptainObvious---------------------

Arrr,

We be swabbin the deck wit ya, Twin Sail. May the crabs be bitin' yer willie a little extra hard this day.

Arrr

Posted by: XRpredator---------------------

AVAST! I forgot me cutlass and hat this bonny pirate Tuesday! I dun received me glorious pirate flag, and ye can rest easy that she'll be flown in a place of honor by the next pirate tuesday, mateys!

ARR!

Posted by: GETMETOCA---------------------

Avast! Tis a fine morn, this Tuesday! In honor o' the Speak, I'll post a Pirate Story from the last year's news. A bit of modernism in pillaging technique these days. But ALWAYS after the booty!!

Originally Posted by cnn.com
MAHE, Seychelles (AP) -- The crew of a cruise ship attacked by pirates off the coast of Somalia used a sonic weapon to help ward off the attackers, the Miami-based Seabourn Cruise Line said Monday.

The device blasts earsplitting noise in a directed beam.

The Seabourn Spirit escaped Saturday's attack also by shifting to high speed and changing course, the cruise line said.

The sonic device, known as a Long Range Acoustic Device, or LRAD, is a so-called "non-lethal weapon" developed for the military after the 2000 attack on the USS Cole in Yemen as a way to keep operators of small boats from approaching U.S. warships.

Makers of the device compare its shrill tone to that of smoke detectors, only much louder.

The pirates who attacked the Seabourn Spirit grinned as they aimed grenade-launchers and machine guns at the deck and staterooms, some passengers said Monday, recounting the ordeal after safely docking in this Indian Ocean archipelago.

"I tell you, it was a very frightening experience," Charles Supple, of Fiddletown, California, said by phone.

The retired physician and World War II veteran said he started to take a photograph of a pirate craft, and "the man with the bazooka aimed it right at me and I saw a big flash.

"Needless to say, I dropped the camera and dived. The grenade struck two decks above and about four rooms further forward," he said. "I could tell the guy firing the bazooka was smiling."

The Seabourn Spirit had been bound for Kenya when it was attacked by pirates armed with grenade launchers and machine guns on Saturday about 100 miles (160 km) off Somalia's lawless coast.

The gunmen never got close enough to board the cruise ship, but one member of the 161-person crew was injured by shrapnel, according to Seabourn Cruise Line, which is a subsidiary of Carnival Corp.

Relieved holiday-makers praised the ship's captain for foiling the attack, but some said they were lucky to escape with their lives.

A woman survived an explosion in her stateroom simply because she was taking a bath at the time. Others flung themselves to the floor to avoid bullets that were zipping through the ship, Charles Forsdick, of Durban, South Africa, told Associated Press Television News.

Bob Meagher of Sydney, Australia, said he climbed out of bed and went to the door of his cabin shortly before 6 a.m. after hearing a commotion outside.

"I saw a white-hulled boat with men in it waving various things and shooting at the ship -- at that stage it appeared to be rifle fire," he told Australian radio.

"My wife said, 'Look, they're loading a bazooka,' which we later discovered was called an RPG (rocket-propelled grenade) launcher."

"There was a flash of flame and then a huge boom -- a terrible boom sound," he said, adding the grenade hit about 10 feet from where they were.

The liner had been at the end of a 16-day voyage from Alexandria, Egypt.

Australian Foreign Minister Alexander Downer said Monday that the attackers might have been terrorists. Others said the attack bore the hallmarks of pirates who have become increasingly active off Somalia, which has no navy and has not had an effective central government since 1991.

Posted by: JPIVEY---------------------

Aye, it be Tuesday once more and a very busy weekend it was, almost got caught by the kings Navy but we slipped away once more; We sail into our hide out for a bit of shut eye, at about 2 bells we were aoke by the sound of quarters coming to beat, I cracked one deadlight and this be what I saw, as silent as the wind she be

Posted by: XRpredator---------------------

Avast, JPIvey, me hearty!!! I be thankin' ye for the flag t'be gracin' me mast in thar near future!

Ye should be expectin' reciprocation in the nigh future, when I can get me scurvy arse down to ye local college bookstore! arrr!!!

Posted by: JPIVEY---------------------

As morning broke my eyes gazed upon a sight that shivered me timber ( it be a cold morn, it be )

Posted by: JPIVEY---------------------

Arrrrrrr, I knew in me Blackheart that this be the day we be caught, so I instructed the crew to just blend in and to just make the day.

I do think they did quite well in the blending in dept don't you ??

Posted by: JPIVEY---------------------

Quote:

Originally Posted by XRpredator

Avast, JPIvey, me hearty!!! I be thankin' ye for the flag t'be gracin' me mast in thar near future!

Ye should be expectin' reciprocation in the nigh future, when I can get me scurvy arse down to ye local college bookstore! arrr!!!

Aye Master Predator, thar be no need for such generosity, I be only sharing the plonder

Posted by: 04kdx200---------------------

arrrrrgh!

Posted by: CaptainObvious---------------------

A'hoy all ye dirt-bikin' land lovers. Best that ye all be talkin' Pirate this Tuesday, or ye be dancin' the Hempen jig!

Posted by: XRpredator---------------------

Avast! And she be a day of national pirate speak, me hearties! Those land lubbers may have their national day once a year, but gads! We be for speakin' the language o' the seven seas on a weekly basis!

aarrrr!!

Posted by: kelsorat---------------------

Yer eeeeyes should be viewin

http://www.youtube.com/user/blunderboss

Posted by: GETMETOCA---------------------

Arrrr!!!! Avast, matey's!! Tis another fine Tuesday fer th' speak. Pred, M'Lord, yer advice doled o'er the landline was pristine and excellent, like the glint on the sea at sunrise.

Posted by: GETMETOCA---------------------

Kelso Rat, ye scurvy dog! T'is good to see ye participate in th' Pirate Speak and share some o' yer informational booty! From yer educational clips, I see that I'm no longer a Fair Lassie, but truly a wench to be dealt with, Arrrrrrr!~!~! The part where the Pirate takes a draft O' the rum made me smile heartily, me harty's!!! Haaarrr-harrrrrr!!

Posted by: bsmith---------------------

Yo ho me buckoo's, I be plundering

Posted by: mtk---------------------

Aye, ye bunch of bilge rats, I be flyin' me colors proudly today!

Thanks to Commodore JPIVEY for sharing his plunder!

Posted by: Danman---------------------

Quote:

Yer eeeeyes should be viewin

Arrrgh, The scurvy dog Kelsorat has beaten me with the quickness of thy postin. Me just pilaged the movin picture link from another forum.

Posted by: JPIVEY---------------------

Best of the evening to ya, been off the boat this past one and one half days and come the morrow I be mark'n it three, me ears be missing the song of rigging and mast, me eyes be squint'n for a horizon and me buds the taste of salt on my morning coffee. Aye, me mind wonders of years 200 past

Welp, gotta go clean the pool, Blast, a priates life sucks sometimes

Posted by: GETMETOCA---------------------

Quote:

Originally Posted by JPIVEY

Best of the evening to ya, been off the boat this past one and one half days and come the morrow I be mark'n it three, me ears be missing the song of rigging and mast, me eyes be squint'n for a horizon and me buds the taste of salt on my morning coffee. Aye, me mind wonders of years 200 past

Welp, gotta go clean the pool, Blast, a priates life sucks sometimes

lol, Matey! Enjoy yer BNC~~ I be flappin' me booty flag and hoistin' the Cap'n Morgan this eve.

Posted by: XRpredator---------------------

Ahoy! I be resurrectin' th' thread again this fine Tuesday, mateys!

Posted by: Mully---------------------

Rrrrr

Posted by: Patman---------------------

Quote:

Originally Posted by XRpredator

Ahoy! I be resurrectin' th' thread again this fine Tuesday, mateys!

Pred said "resurrectin", heh, hehehehh.

Posted by: progirlz---------------------

Ahoy, Drink up me hearties, enjoy your grog!

Posted by: Oldman125---------------------

Arrr...I should like to drrrink up an ocean full of the Capn' Morgan ta'day. The scurvy scallywags I be farced to workin with be enough to drive a bloomin pirrrate ta' wish far a walk on the plank his'self. Why they be no smarrter than a flounder on the sand!! Arrr, I should like ta run 'em all thru and leave their slimy skins ta dry on the stem o' my fine ship!!!

Ey, at least I gots the vision o the fair maid Natalie and a bottle o the Capn' to keep me warm tonight as the boat gently rocks me home!!!

Posted by: 04kdx200---------------------

A little late 'am I.... Arrrgh! <----- walking the plank.

Posted by: XRpredator---------------------

Avast ye scurvy dogs! We be needin' more participatin' in the festivities that are Pirate Tuesday!

It be the way of the Pirate Code . . . which, I be supposin', ain't really a code, per se, but more like guidelines . . .

Posted by: Rich Rohrich---------------------

Quote:

Originally Posted by XRpredator

Avast ye scurvy dogs! We be needin' more participatin' in the festivities that are Pirate Tuesday!

More efficient recombination of electron-hole pairs can be acheived by incorporation of a thin layer of semiconductor material, either p or n type semiconductor with a smaller energy gap than the cladding layers, to form a double heterostructure. (More on this in the future). As the active layer thickness in a double heterostructure becomes close to the De-Broglie wavelength (about 10nm for semiconductor laser devices) quantum effects become apparent. Quatum wells are important in semiconductor lasers because they allow some degree of freedom in the design of the emitted wavelength through adjustment of the energy levels within the well by careful consideration of the well width.

................OOOPS , you said Pirate Tuesday not Physics Tuesday ......NEVER MIND

Posted by: trakkerman---------------------

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rich Rohrich

................OOOPS , you said Pirate Tuesday not Physics Tuesday ......NEVER MIND

Pirate Tuesday??? I thought they said Pilates Tuesday...I guess I put on this spandex for nuthin'

Posted by: progirlz---------------------

I be Iron Progirlz an' if ye be fergettin' it, I'll be seein' to that ye be eatin' of yer own lips.

Posted by: cnielse5---------------------

Rich, It be best if ye ask for parley. (Me spellin' might be off)

Posted by: JPIVEY---------------------

Arrrrrr, I be off the boat again and sit'n here at me desk, I still be rock'n, aye what a funny feeling after 4 days, got some rain yesterday morn and thee night be get'n colder, but thee winds from the west be come'n kind and that good by me

Best of the day be to ya

Posted by: 04kdx200---------------------

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rich Rohrich

to form a double heterostructure. (More on this in the future).

Arrrgh! I don't be wantin' any parts of that!!!!!

Posted by: Mully---------------------

R !!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: XRpredator---------------------

shiver me timbers! Where be th' lovely Nat and her gruff pirate speak this fine Tuesday morn? I be hopin' we scurvy dogs didnae chase her away!

Arr!

Posted by: GETMETOCA---------------------

Avast, me hearty's...tis a fine autumn Pirate Tuesday this morn...albeit a bit chillworthy. Me apologies fer missin' out on th' Speak these past Tuesday's, methinks I was on a self-proclaimed hiatus from the boards. Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

So today I'll be getting me hearties caught up with me travels to the various ports-o-call. The Pirate Princess Norkalicious was in from Sydney Harbor and we raised some hell in San Francisco Port a few weeks past, arrrrrrrr. Methinks we left the Fairmont Hotel staff with some fine memories O' the two Pirate Wenches runnin' down the' halls fer more ice in our Memoirs of the Geisha dresses we just plundered from Chinatown. Tis a pairate rule that ye have to keep yer rum cold and ice is best fetched in yer best attire. Then we made our way down t' th' Tonga Room to quaf some more ale and take in some sustenance. We convinced the bar wench that our drinks were pale and threatened her with our cutlasses til she brought us some more rum to bolster th' potency of our Pina Coladas. Avast! Tired o' the regular concoctions, we invented our own tropical drinks made with coconut milk and rum.

Sleeping in til 10 am after a hearty night of plunderin' the City O San Francisco, we made our way down to North Beach and intermingled with the Italians at the sidewalk cafes where these two Pirate Wenches drank many O' Latte to clear the cobwebs and start our day.

Next Pirate excursion....The Pirate Pumpkin Festival! Ahoy, mateys, twas a good time I'll have to speak of later today.

Posted by: biglou---------------------

Quote:

Originally Posted by GETMETOCA

we made our way down to North Beach and intermingled with the Italians at the sidewalk cafes

Did they surrender?!

Posted by: XRpredator---------------------

Avast! With two pirate lasses brandishing their cutlasses, those scurvy Italians had no choice but to surrender, matey!

Posted by: biglou---------------------

Aye, in keeping with the long tradition of Italian warfare.

Shortest book ever written? "Italian War Heroes".
Want to buy some Italian rifles? Never fired and only dropped once.
Italian tanks are the only tanks with backup lights...

Alright, back to ye old pirate speak, mateys! Arrrrrrr!

Posted by: GETMETOCA---------------------

Quote:

Originally Posted by biglou

Did they surrender?!

Avast, the Italians, a scurvy bunch indeed did surrender their booty to these two Pirate Wenches. We pulled the Spanish Inquisition on one Italian Laddie, "Laurencio" a fine Italian Speciman, indeed. He took entirely too long to bring us our morning grog and had us waiting for over twenty minutes for our first Capucchino, AAAAARRRRRRRR!!!!! Pirate Princess Norkalicious, being the more gentle and patient of us two Pirate Wenches, was content to watch the street people whilst I tapped me impatient acrylic French nails on the fine white table linens, ready to flog Laurencio when he finally arrived wit' me caffienated grog, Arrrr!

Then, t' add mayhem to the mix, the Crab Cakes Benedict I had me heart set on wasn't available and the dim-witted Laurencio failed t' alert me to the discrepancy!!! Arrrrrrr! Lucky fer the scurvy lad, I'd had me two Cappuchino's downed and the caffeine coursed through me veins enough to clear me angry ways and enjoy the sunny morn with me good pal. I settled on other fare and gave Laurencio a break, Arrrrrrrr!

Posted by: JPIVEY---------------------

Hello Miss Natty

These past few weeks we be working on the brightwork, working like dogs we are, took 12 working days to sand away years of ye Ol' varnish and it's been 12 put'n back on...... Aye she be looking a might pretty though and we still have 6 more days and 4 more coats ta go

Posted by: JPIVEY---------------------

Oh and in 8 days we add the Hale' Kai to the fleet, tis a big-o-boat she is

Posted by: GETMETOCA---------------------

Quote:

Originally Posted by JPIVEY

Oh and in 8 days we add the Hale' Kai to the fleet, tis a big-o-boat she is

Avast, its the Pirate with the Ship, JPIVEY!!! Ahoy, Matey, tis a fine Tuesday indeed when ye visit this thread! Ye will have t' alert the clan indeed when ye drop the Hale' Kai into the sweet harbor waters and we'll all toast the grog t' her!!

Posted by: 04kdx200---------------------

Arrrgh!

Posted by: Mully---------------------

Arrrrrrrrr-----fffffff

Posted by: biglou---------------------

Avast, ye scalawags! 'Tis time fer a tale from Captain Lou of travel to ports o' call the likes of which ye have never before seen... The day dawns early all this week, as I bank me time in preparation to set sail early Friday to the far off land of pirates, pimps, goblins and ghouls. That's right, I'm a swabbin' the poopdeck of the mighty S.S. Undercompensator so we may set sail to that annual orgy of mental retardation, known worldwide as the Woodlawn Halloween Bash in south Chicagoland. 'Tis a vast and unexplored wilderness, haunted by fearsome mental midgets the likes of which have never been seen in the Midwest outside of the semi-annual NASCAR races. Hosted by “Cap’n Slappy” and “Ol’ Chumbucket”. Giants of pirates whose fierceness in battle is a tale to make grown men shiver in their timbers. But I hear the bounty of booty and grog for the brave be plentiful. I'm sharpening me cutlass, bloodying me Jason from "Friday The 13th" costume, and loading the lower decks with supplies fer the trek. Upon my return, grog shall be poured, and tales of battle shall be told. Me only hope is, unlike last year, there shall be baby corn in the buffet. I shall bring great misery and pain upon thee that dost not provide baby corn in me food line... Yarrrrrrr!

Posted by: XRpredator---------------------

Ahoy, since we be spinnin' yarns about rrrrr weekend festivities, I'll be tellin' ye about me most recent adventure, mateys!

That is, if I could remember what went on, as the grog was flowing like wine! ARRRR!

Posted by: GETMETOCA---------------------

Quote:

Originally Posted by biglou

Avast, ye scalawags! 'Tis time fer a tale from Captain Lou of travel to ports o' call the likes of which ye have never before seen... The day dawns early all this week, as I bank me time in preparation to set sail early Friday to the far off land of pirates, pimps, goblins and ghouls. That's right, I'm a swabbin' the poopdeck of the mighty S.S. Undercompensator so we may set sail to that annual orgy of mental retardation, known worldwide as the Woodlawn Halloween Bash in south Chicagoland. 'Tis a vast and unexplored wilderness, haunted by fearsome mental midgets the likes of which have never been seen in the Midwest outside of the semi-annual NASCAR races. Hosted by “Cap’n Slappy” and “Ol’ Chumbucket”. Giants of pirates whose fierceness in battle is a tale to make grown men shiver in their timbers. But I hear the bounty of booty and grog for the brave be plentiful. I'm sharpening me cutlass, bloodying me Jason from "Friday The 13th" costume, and loading the lower decks with supplies fer the trek. Upon my return, grog shall be poured, and tales of battle shall be told. Me only hope is, unlike last year, there shall be baby corn in the buffet. I shall bring great misery and pain upon thee that dost not provide baby corn in me food line... Yarrrrrrr!

Say Hi to Nikki and Red!

Lou, I'm impressed with your Pirate Speak. Why haven't you been participating on regular Tuesdays???

As fer me, me hearties, I be spendin' me time pondering the fate O' the Shred Bettys this week, as the 25 Hour race be this comin' weekend. Would be me fourth year racing with the scurvy dogs, Arrrrrrrr Me pirate wench ways still feel the blood boiling of the poor treatment from the Betty's, and me cutlass still sits handy by me side should a Dunlop be needin' puncture or a camel back need be springin' a leak!

M'Lord Pred calms me down some early morns on the landline, suggesting I "get over it" but then again, together we think of some dastardly photoshop hooliganism that makes me bellow hearty again. Arrrrrrrr!

Posted by: biglou---------------------

I can't keep that level of pirate intensity for long. I had to take a 2 hour nap after typing that!

Posted by: 04kdx200---------------------

Quote:

haunted by fearsome mental midgets the likes

Arrrggh! The first time I be reading this, I thought it read: rental midgets.....

Posted by: biglou---------------------

Nah, they own their land!

Posted by: XRpredator---------------------

Avast, ye scurvy dogs! Look for ye new wednesday feature!!

Posted by: JPIVEY---------------------

Avast ye rats, I be checking the weather reports and see they be a fine wind from the SW, but, which one of ye scruvy dogs be responsible for waxing the crescent, it appears the moon is a little bit on the dull side

ye best be step'n live

Posted by: XRpredator---------------------

Shiver me timbers!
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...version.svg.png

Posted by: Mully---------------------

Arrrrr---ffffffff

Posted by: YZ165---------------------

Arrr! Me day of birth is upon me! Let the Grog flow and the Bosoms show!

Posted by: JPIVEY---------------------

Aye, HBD to ye, ya scruvy dog, but avast, I be not showing ye me bosoms to ya...........ya dang freak

Posted by: GETMETOCA---------------------

Avast, ye landlubbers!! Happy Birthday to ye, YZ165, tis I FINE day to be birthed on, what with the witches and goblins and all, Arrrrrr! No doubt, you'll be hoistin' the grog this eve.

Posted by: trial_07---------------------

Avast ye scurvy dogs! Make Bullets and Octane - Pirates the official song! Arrgghhh!!

Posted by: Mully---------------------

Arrrrrrrr....................

Posted by: XRpredator---------------------

Yarr! I be findin' the next ship for me next non-ocean going cruise, mateys!
http://www.mccullagh.org/db9/950-14/pirate-bus.jpg
Not as traditional as that of ye scurvy dog JPIVEY, but more caterin' to us land-lubbers!

avast!

Posted by: GETMETOCA---------------------

I like it!! Arrrrr!

Posted by: trial_07---------------------

Looks like er' boat's been sunken! Arrr!!

Posted by: JPIVEY---------------------

Aye, ta hell with tradition Capt. Ped, that be a mite smart vessel ye be float'n and it seems to come with pre installed booty.................Arrrrrrrrrrrr

Oh and Miss Natty, I done et all but one box of BNC, I be thank'n you once more for a great treat, may a warm breeze and rolling seas be with you always

Posted by: durrtygurl---------------------

hopefully i dont wreck my bike harrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrd this weekend arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh... hahahah happy pirrrrrrrate tuesday me mateys

Posted by: GETMETOCA---------------------

Quote:

Originally Posted by durrtygurl

hopefully i dont wreck my bike harrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrd this weekend arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh... hahahah happy pirrrrrrrate tuesday me mateys

Avast! Another Pirate Wench be swabbing the boards with Pirate Speak this fine Tuesday afternoon. Aye, Duuuuuuurrrrrrrtyguuuurl, bewary these salty dogs, but they mean no harm.

Posted by: durrtygurl---------------------

arrgh no worries mate... any wrong jaaaaaaaaaaaargon and i be thrusting my sword in with a mighty heave ho...

we could go to boston.....
and parrrrrrrk our caaaaaaaaaar in the haaaaaaaarvarrrrrrrrd yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard
arrrrrgh

Posted by: headshot347---------------------

Ninjas are way better!!!!!!!!!

Pirates Sux

Posted by: 04kdx200---------------------

^
l
l
Shank!!!!!!!!!! Arrrgh... ninja's are what's for breakfast!

Posted by: Danman---------------------

Arrrrgh.....Ninja's be tasty sneaky scarvy dogs!

Posted by: Mully---------------------

aRRRRRRR

Posted by: XRpredator---------------------

avast, me hearty! I'll be addin' that to me Corsair Pirate Keyboard!

Arrrrr!!

Posted by: GETMETOCA---------------------

Avast!! The scurvy dog Mullinator does a fine job 'o findin' a Pirate trinket to post each Tuesday.

Posted by: JPIVEY---------------------

Good tuesday to ye all

Went out sailing again last friday-Sunday and had a blast, nice 10-15 knot winds had us crusing at about 7 knot most the time; Saw many a fine creatures out thar, even had a group of dolphin escort us for a bit, that was very cool, they were about 20 ft off the stern at one time just jump'n like the fools

Saturday night we got rain again and except for forgetting to lock down the forward hatch, it was pretty cool also, but made for a soggy nights sleep.

This weekend it's back to work and maybe a little sailing, but it's not planned, so who knows

Anywho, good day and fairwinds to ye all

Posted by: kawicam250---------------------

this be quite a thread ye 'ave here, ye landlubbers! wishin' ye all a fine day and happy booty huntin'.

Posted by: Mully---------------------

Arrrrrrrrrrr

Posted by: SpDyKen---------------------

Ahoy Mully! I'd be thinkin' that youv'e been hidin' in the shallow waters for a few days waitn' to christen yer new gal here! And a beauty she be!

Posted by: SpDyKen---------------------

I think Vintage Dirt was trying to join in, here, but started celebrating Thanksgiving early and thought Rich's post was the Pirate Tuesday thread! See http://www.dirtrider.net/forums3/sh...ad.php?t=143275 for his nice story! (See, I DO have a good imagination!)

Posted by: VintageDirt---------------------

I didn't even know I could speak pirate?

Posted by: kawicam250---------------------

ahoy, i be a-late-comin' to the pirate-speak thread, arrrrr! i take it Mully will be a-driving his corsair land vessel on Tuesdays only, arrrrrrr!

Posted by: XRpredator---------------------

Quote:

Originally Posted by VintageDirt

I didn't even know I could speak pirate?

avast! it evidently be so!

Posted by: kawicam250---------------------

Quote:

Originally Posted by XRpredator

avast! it evidently be so!

'tis true, Dirt, 'tis true.

Posted by: 04kdx200---------------------

Ar.

Posted by: VintageDirt---------------------

Well what be pirate like about my speak?

Posted by: VintageDirt---------------------

If I be livin' next door to Natty, I be havin' Cap'n Morgan & Diet Cokie Coler in me gullet. An I be smilin' like the Jolly Roger, ARR.

An if I be livin' next door to the Pred Man, I be professin' my love fer his man love fer me. ARR.

Does me arm aroun' the Giant who be dead inside make me look gaye? ARR.

Posted by: Danman---------------------

Ahoy, me hearties! Tuesday not be finsihed till I be laying in my quarters for the nights rest.

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