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I admit it..I am VERY ******!!!
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Posted by: RYDMOTO---------------------

I ONLY like motocross and supercross racing!!

Posted by: whenfoxforks-ruled---------------------

I admit I only like motocross racing! The s in sx stands for sissies!!! But, I do watch the bunch of white booters in the winter. Winter sucks even more!

Posted by: IndyMX---------------------

I like just about anything that goes fast on a closed course.

Posted by: truespode---------------------

I like boobs.

And MX, SX, HS, Enduro's... everything dirtbike related.

Not a fan of anything that isn't a dirtbike unless it has boobs.

Ivan

Posted by: Rich Rohrich---------------------

Quote:

Originally Posted by RYDMOTO

I ONLY like motocross and supercross racing!!

SX (and lots of MX racing) is a total snooze compared to Flat Track (especially TT) racing, or World 250 GP, or Supermoto, any number of World Superbike races.

Watching Chris Carr battle back and win the Indy Mile last year was one of the best races I've ever seen.

http://www.superbikeplanet.com/imag.../mile/index.htm

You're missing out on all the good stuff Roy.

(Image stolen from www.superbikeplanet.com - Sorry Dean

)

http://www.superbikeplanet.com/imag...mile/Dirt05.JPG

Posted by: hboe52---------------------

I find it boring to watch Bikes/cars go around in circles. IT NEEDS MORE ACTION THAN THAT. I am a fan of MX and SX.

Posted by: IndyMX---------------------

Quote:

Originally Posted by hboe52

I find it boring to watch Bikes/cars go around in circles. IT NEEDS MORE ACTION THAN THAT. I am a fan of MX and SX.

You should catch the Peoria TT then.. In person is best, but they're putting it on TV this year.

Posted by: Patman---------------------

Quote:

Originally Posted by truespode

Not a fan of anything that isn't a dirtbike unless it has boobs.

Ivan

I like Jack Nicholson but I don't want to touch his boobs.
http://thesynopsis.files.wordpress....302_468x436.jpg

Posted by: truespode---------------------

Man-Boobs are not real boobs... sheesh.

I worry about Patman... someone says boobs and he immediately grabs the background of his desktop computer.

Ivan

Posted by: _JOE_---------------------

Quote:

Originally Posted by truespode

Man-Boobs are not real boobs... sheesh.

I worry about Patman... someone says boobs and he immediately grabs the background of his desktop computer.

Ivan

It's not THAT suprising. He DOES drive a Miata after all.

I wonder why Subway doesn't use that photo for advertising?

Posted by: Patman---------------------

Quote:

Originally Posted by _JOE_

It's not THAT suprising. He DOES drive a Miata after all.

I wonder why Subway doesn't use that photo for advertising?

You better watch it or I might have to slap you Joe!

Posted by: _JOE_---------------------

You got a pretty long arm!?

Posted by: whenfoxforks-ruled---------------------

Not the black helicopters again? I forgot where that damn tin foil hat went again! Do I still need it when the analog broadcasts ends? The gut and grey I can deal with, but if man boobs come around, their going to get the roto zip! That just ain't right Jack! And honestly, I enjoy listening to any tightly wound engine sing, and when they get bored and turn right is pretty cool too! Viewing natural talent is nice in any sport, But, Justin Barcia may be something to set a new bench mark with.

Posted by: truespode---------------------

Quote:

Originally Posted by _JOE_

He DOES drive a Miata after all.

A Miata and Jack Nicholson Porn... yep... that's our beloved, Patman!

Ivan

Posted by: Patman---------------------

Quote:

Originally Posted by _JOE_

You got a pretty long arm!?

Uh yes, a long "arm", that's right.

Posted by: Patman---------------------

Quote:

Originally Posted by truespode

A Miata and Jack Nicholson Porn... yep... that's our beloved, Patman!

Ivan

That's not Jack Nicolson porn Ivan, you couldn't handle Jack Nicolson porn. We live in a world that needs Jack Nicolson porn,....

Posted by: holeshot---------------------

I was eating my lunch when I saw that photo....

Posted by: truespode---------------------

Quote:

Originally Posted by Patman

That's not Jack Nicolson porn Ivan, you couldn't handle Jack Nicolson porn. We live in a world that needs Jack Nicolson porn,....

LOL!

Touche'

Ivan

Posted by: Rich Rohrich---------------------

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Posted by: High Lord Gomer---------------------

I was about to file a support ticket about the slowness, but now I understand why.

Posted by: Rich Rohrich---------------------

Quote:

Originally Posted by High Lord Gomer

I was about to file a support ticket about the slowness, but now I understand why.

Gomer - To show our appreciation for your ongoing patronage at AbeVigodaNude.com we'd like to offer you our special Platinum Member status for 70% off the standard rate.

With Platinum Status you'll receive a monthly personal online webcam/chat with Abe, along with special bonus services like the opportunity to give Abe a sponge bath while he re-creates his stellar role as Sal Tessio from the Godfather. This is an offer that is only extended to our most loyal (and frankly disturbed) customers.

Posted by: Patman---------------------

Quote:

Originally Posted by holeshot

I was eating my lunch when I saw that photo....

So was Jack.

Posted by: High Lord Gomer---------------------

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rich Rohrich

This is an offer that is only extended to our most loyal (and frankly disturbed) customers.

I wish that I felt special by this, but I know that Rich extends many things to many people.

Posted by: Patman---------------------

Well Gomer when you are of Rich's.... "stature" you need all the extension you can get.

Posted by: RYDMOTO---------------------

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rich Rohrich

(Image stolen from www.superbikeplanet.com - Sorry Dean

)

http://www.superbikeplanet.com/imag...mile/Dirt05.JPG

I will give it an A+ for four stroke noise.Other than that they hold the same pose going in circles.Refer to the picture.Keep your same riding position-turn left-repeat.Nascar on two wheels..oh that's fun

OoOoO did you see his suspension soak up that 2" deep pot-hole? Woweeee!

Posted by: holeshot---------------------

Jack would be very popular in jail.

Posted by: James---------------------

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rich Rohrich

You're missing out on all the good stuff Roy.

Would be fun to do. Can't say I want to watch a bunch of it.

I'll stick with MX and SX.

Posted by: whenfoxforks-ruled---------------------

They ain't got no brakes! MX is much safer.

Posted by: RYDMOTO---------------------

Those guys scare me.They have red eyes.

Posted by: Ol'89r---------------------

Quote:

Originally Posted by James

Would be fun to do. Can't say I want to watch a bunch of it.

I'll stick with MX and SX.

Ever been to a mile?

BTW. Gomer's got bigger boobs than Jack.

That's what Patman told me.

Posted by: James---------------------

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ol'89r

Ever been to a mile?

Well, no...because I don't want to watch a bunch of it...

It's just a preference for me...not saying there's anything wrong with it.

Posted by: _JOE_---------------------

Quote:

Originally Posted by RYDMOTO

Those guys scare me.They have red eyes.

I'd bet they're the Hell's Angels since they're all on Hardleys.

Posted by: Ol'89r---------------------

Did anyone happen to watch the Springfield Mile last weekend?

Now, that's real racing.

Posted by: IndyMX---------------------

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ol'89r

Did anyone happen to watch the Springfield Mile last weekend?

Now, that's real racing.

Yep.. good racing.. Too bad Bryan Smith had bad fuel. I heard the test results showed that there was pump fuel in his tank. How the hell is that going to make the bike faster? And who does that get into a supposedly sealed can of VP racing fuel?

Oh well, good for Kenny though. He was on fire those last 5 laps.

Posted by: RYDMOTO---------------------

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxpQZs4r6OA&NR=1

So this is why you guys rave about the Springfield mile.....

I can picture this guy at Redbud.....NOT!!

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