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Posted by: gospeedracer---------------------
I can't believe my MOTHER sent me this! The woman is out of control! 
I want my stuck up, prude, uptight Mommy back. :confused:
"To all Patriotic American Women,
The President has asked that we unite for a common cause. Since the hard line Islamic men cannot stand nudity, and consider it a sin to see a naked woman that is not their wife, tonight at 7:00, all women should run out of their house naked to help weed out the terrorists.
The United States appreciates your efforts, and applauds you.
God bless America."
Just a few weeks ago she uttered the word "s-e-x" and now this!
Posted by: XRpredator---------------------
Let me be the first to say that I am entirely in support of this movement!
Post pics!
(now, was that 7 pm eastern or pacific?)
Posted by: bbbom---------------------
I don't know of any "hard line Islamic men" residing in Mica. But since we only have two streets I guess it wouldn't be too hard to root them out!!! :scream:
Posted by: NVR FNSH---------------------
you go bbbom - I hear Mica is a hot bed for fundamental Islam.
OK - I had to try and not laugh outloud at gsr's post. I thought the women in Santa Barbara did that every night at 7pm.
GSR - can you bring your mommy to Elkins Flat?
Brian
Posted by: Wolf---------------------
Tonight at 7.00, what a great idea!!!!!!! Was there mention of an age limit???
Posted by: gospeedracer---------------------
Quote:
Originally posted by NVR FNSH
GSR - can you bring your mommy to Elkins Flat?
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Careful what you ask for Brian, my mommy has already frightened a few of our DRN members already! :scream: She's not allowed to play with my friends anymore.
Posted by: NVR FNSH---------------------
I smell a story.... Did I miss the original episode?
Brian
Posted by: CNM---------------------
GSR - your mom is too funny!
Posted by: Hondaxrguy---------------------
Figures I didn't see this until just now. 9:00PM. Just my luck! Oh well, I was too busy washing dishes and cleaning the house so my wife would let me get my suspension serviced.
Jeremy
Posted by: Papakeith---------------------
That's too funny! Unfortunately, I didn't see it untill this morning 
:think
Any chance we can make this a weekly or nightly event?
It'll give me a chance to distribute the E-mail, er ummm, Patriotic Propaganda!
Posted by: Ol'89r---------------------
Darn. Missed it. I coulda made it to Santa Barbara by 7:00 too.:confused:
Speedy, if this becomes a weekly event, be sure to let us crusty So. Cal. guys know. Your mommy sounds pretty cool.
Posted by: ktmboy---------------------
I do not want to see this in my neighborhood! There's a reason women around here wear clothes! HeHeHe.
Posted by: gospeedracer---------------------
LOL ktmboy!
But it's cheap to live there, no?
Posted by: Yamaholley---------------------
well, it's a good thing I didn't see this last night... <G>
I run out of my house naked every morning, however, since I live out in the sticks there is nobody to gross out, and as far as I know, I haven't rooted out any terrorists either :silly:
Posted by: ktmboy---------------------
Speedy---it is cheap to live here, but you get what you pay for.(HaHa)
Posted by: KiwiBird---------------------
Speedy is going to kill me for this.
Famous quote from her mom when looking at the 3 single guys at the bbq
"What's one more than a menage de trois?"
Posted by: NVR FNSH---------------------
Speedy - your mom WILL be at Elkins Flat, right?
Kiwi - I hope your in hiding.....
Brian
Posted by: KTMster---------------------
Wow, missed this one. Sure hope there was a weight limit! ''
Posted by: stormer94---------------------
Well, that might help explain some 'unusual' activity in my neighborhood...
My neighbors wife rolls in about a duece and a half... :scream:
Posted by: stormer94---------------------
Did I mention that she's 4'8" ?
Posted by: ktmboy---------------------
And she rides an XR100---has the coil-over springs from a '60 Chevy pickup on it!
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