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Posted by: scar tissue---------------------
Some bikes I find have secret warnings in there titles.
K.T.M.= Kant Take Much (Curtousey of Holeshot)
RM = Repair Monday (every monday)
RM = Required Mods ( take your pick)
CR = Can't Race (Stock that is)
KLX = Keep Little xchange (value that is)
XR 4 = Xchange 4 racebike ( A little backwards but hey its monday)
PW = Pretty wounded (kids take a beating)
ttr= total trash, replace (imediately)
EXC= expensive, xtreme currency (required)
SX = Super Xpensive
KX = keep exchanging (one year Kawi will get it right)
WR= why race (when you can trail ride)
Too much free time on a Monday!!! :confused:
Posted by: a454elk---------------------
Why you gotta have two for the RM?! 
Elk
Posted by: Farmer John---------------------
Here is some spares for KTM
Keep Throwing Money
Kick Till Midnight
Kan't Time Me
RFS
Rarely Fires Smoothly
Really Foul Smelling
TM
Total Misery
Too Much...money...maintenance...
I better stop before someone takes this personally...
Posted by: scar tissue---------------------
Quote:
Originally posted by a454elk
Why you gotta have two for the RM?!
Elk
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Because it needs sooo much help.
Couldn't resist.
Actually I had 2 for the CR also, but deleted one on accident.
CR = Can't repair ( as in the Eel's Husky CR) Ouch!!!!!
Nice work Farmer.
Posted by: placelast---------------------
Perhaps it's time to offend red riders (tho nothing personal; all in jest):
HowObsolete(New?)DesignsArrive
HaulerOfNewDisAdvantaged
HandfulOnNonDaintyApplications
HaulerOfNewDirtAmateurs
HavingOneNarrowDirtAtitude
HaulerOfNewlyDiscoveredAfflictions
Posted by: Farmer John---------------------
Quote:
Originally posted by placelast
Having One Narrow Dirt Atitude
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Boy, that about covers it.
Posted by: justql---------------------
GoodAwesomeScooterGettingAnotherSomeday
Posted by: Okiewan---------------------
KentuckyTrailMarker
Posted by: Farmer John---------------------
God Awful Scooter, Got Another Socket? 
Posted by: ride_red_15---------------------
CantRide...
Posted by: placelast---------------------
OK: as a new day, I shalt thus expound Kawis (again, nothing pers.; but go ahead, if U insist)
KnownAsWhoopAvoidingSledKnotIntact
or
KantAblazeWithoutAftermarketShoppingKindInvestment
KnownLameeXample
KneweXperiment
KneeDeepExample
And yes, Zooks to follow next...
Posted by: Farmer John---------------------
Back to Hondas
Constant Rebuilds
Changes Required
& now Canondales
Not Acronyms, but my buddy has one & it's always broke.
Can-o-snails
Clutch-can-fail
Posted by: placelast---------------------
Zook's turn today:
SUmZero, UnlikelyKutosItem
ScapegoatUnderdog, Zigzag-UlousKilljoyIceberg
SlowUnwieldyZepplimUnequivocallyKnown(as)Iffy
Posted by: taraker---------------------
Hehe, No YZF:confused:
Posted by: KiwiBird---------------------
YZF - Youra Zucchini Fondler (after I blew coffee out my nose with the pickle smoocher comment)
Posted by: scar tissue---------------------
good one 
youthful zone finder
young zit flicker
yet2 zoom forward
Posted by: a454elk---------------------
Posted by: MXDad---------------------
Constant Roost Following :confused:
Posted by: a454elk---------------------
Oh, now you wake up! I thought it meant Can't Resist Falling
Elk
Posted by: drtbikesrule---------------------
Posted by: MXDad---------------------
Ok Elk, how 'bout: Conquers Rm's Frequently or Consistently Running First
or my current favorite: Carlo's Recurring Fantasy
Posted by: scar tissue---------------------
Quote:
Originally posted by a454elk
Oh, now you wake up! I thought it meant Can't Resist Falling
Elk
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I might have to borrow that one.
Currently Retired Faction
Crown Royal Faction (only certain people can afford either of these)
Copied Racing Fourstroke ( from Yamaha that is)
Courting Ricky Forever (Carmicheal)
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