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Getting the cops to look for stolen bikes???

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Posted by: Michelle---------------------

On the news today was an interesting way of how to get the cops to look for stolen bikes.
Somebody has stolen a ute & trailer with 4 bikes on the back. This doesn't usually make headlines, however, this case is different. There was also a container of cyanide in the vehicle.
Admittedly, the mention of the bikes was an afterthought, but at least they'll be trying to track the *******s down.
I have no idea of any other details (for any Kiwis reading this), except it was a white ute. If anyone spots them, make them eat the cyanide, then phone the cops (j/k sorta).
If anyone has more details, I'm interested in hearing them (i.e. what sort of bikes, where from etc etc)
Michelle


Posted by: Camstyn---------------------

Never turn in a bike thief before he's fallen down a few flights of stairs...


Posted by: Boozer---------------------

if you wants cops to look for a stolen dirtbike, simply tell them there's doughnuts stashed in the air box.


Posted by: Senior KX Rider---------------------




Posted by: a454elk---------------------

Oh, you guys are gonna get it, after I eat my donut, of course!


Posted by: LWilson250---------------------

Quote:
Originally posted by a454elk
Oh, you guys are gonna get it, after I eat my donut, of course!


Would you like some coffee with that?

Lee W.


Posted by: Senior KX Rider---------------------

Sure and a couple more of those glazed donuts :D


Posted by: a454elk---------------------

Cut it out, you're making me hungry.


Posted by: Ol'89r---------------------

Whattsamatterelk. Got another sugar rush going?

No problem around here Michelle. We just call the mighty elk. He hunts em down like the dogs they are.. Oh yea, and he works for doughnuts.:confused:


Posted by: a454elk---------------------

Yeah, that's right and RMJeff is running on credit right now, he owes some filled ones! By the way, he has to change his name, he's got a stinkin yamy now

80whiner, when are we gonna do the Corona gilligan ride? I've changed my hours so I get every other Friday off now!!


Posted by: Ol'89r---------------------

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Originally posted by a454elk
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80whiner, when are we gonna do the Corona gilligan ride? I've changed my hours so I get every other Friday off now!! [/B]


Elk. We decided to do an every other Friday ride. Unfortunatly, it's not the same every other Friday that you get off.:scream: BWAAHAHAHAHAHA!

80whiner huh! Your gonna pay for that one.

Way to go Jeff. Welcome to the Dark Side. BTW, you can still use RMJeff. Now it means Real Man Jeff cause everyone knows Real Men ride thumpers.


Posted by: a454elk---------------------

Not bad for an old guy, not bad at all!


Posted by: LongTime---------------------

89r -- aaaccckkkk!!! Real Men? How could you do it, Jeff? Oh well, go hang out with the old guys now.
80whiner


Posted by: a454elk---------------------

Just got back from taking care of some paperwork for Jeff, that ride he has is a real gem. NOT!!!!! What a 4 smoking piece of poop! I think he put it together himself, all the parts are backwards and when you start it all you here is, "Eh eh eh eh eh, oh jeez, ya sure"! Must have been delivered by carrier pigeon from Canada! hahahaha hehehehe
j/k RMWR250FJeff, nice bike!

Elk


Posted by: ktmboy---------------------

I can understand the OLD guys selling out, but Jeff's still a young pup!


Posted by: cr125_king---------------------

I have it all planned out if i ever catch a bike theif! A few broken bones sounds good to me. The cops dont do nothing these days so i will

Quote:
Originally posted by Cam Mitchell
Never turn in a bike thief before he's fallen down a few flights of stairs...



Posted by: Senior KX Rider---------------------

Quote:
Originally posted by cr125_king
The cops dont do nothing these days so i will



Thats a pretty broad statement isn't it.:mad: I don't know about the cops where you live but I know many of the officers in this area and they go above and beyond their actual jobs to help the community.


Posted by: Ol'89r---------------------

Quote:
Originally posted by LongTime
89r -- aaaccckkkk!!! Real Men? How could you do it, Jeff? Oh well, go hang out with the old guys now.


Yea LT, we are easy to find. Just look up at the front of the pack.

CR125_king. Hey, I finally found a use for the 'in the toilet smiley'.


Posted by: a454elk---------------------

I have to agree with you this time 80farter, they ARE at the front of the pack. The only thing is, they are getting flagged with a lapper flag to move outta the way!!!

Yeah I know boy, I was disappointed myself with the young lad. Soon he will see his evil ways once the dark side gets into his head. Just wait until sweatin Bundy gets a hold of the new fish! I can't imagine the horror on poor Jeff's face when he sees Bundy in a thong!!! hahahahahaha j/k Bundy, I know you only like speedos!
Elk


Posted by: sfc crash---------------------

Quote:
The cops dont do nothing these days so i will
duuude, you're hanging around with the wrong cops! i love the "cops are bozos" threads..first thing to consider is, ya probably don't want some cop tuning you up cause your ex-girl friend reported the bike you are riding stolen, second is, the average cop-man is well aware that there are lotsa' video cameras out there, so ya gotta take it easy...but catch some punk inside a grain bin,by himself he might scuff himself up a bit trying to get out that lil' door. rual cops rule..ha! get it. i crack me up.


Posted by: cr125_king---------------------

Let me correct myself. They (cops) dont in my area. The one cop is a good guy, but the others . What i meant is that when a bike or something else gets stolen around here they dont do much. The theifs just dont get the point and they will do it again. So thats why you yourself deal with them before the cops get him.


Posted by: sfc crash---------------------

ahhh, sorry dude, you live in CANADA! gotcha':D



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