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Posted by: LoriKTM---------------------
LOG ON:
Making a wood stove hot
LOG OFF:
Too much wood on fire
MONITOR:
Keep'n an eye on the wood stove
DOWN LOAD:
Gitten the farwood off'n the truck
MEGA HERTZ:
When yer not keerfull gitten the farwood
FLOPPY DISC:
Whatcha git from tryin to tote too much farwood
RAM:
That thar thang what splits the farwood
HARD DRIVE:
Gitten home in the winter time
WINDOWS:
Whut to shut when its cold outside
SCREEN:
Whut to shut when its black fly season
BYTE:
Whut dem dang flys do
CHIP:
Munchies fer the TV
MICRO CHIP:
Whut's in the bottom of the munchie bag
MODEM:
Whatcha do to the hay fields
DOT MATRIX:
Ole Dan Matrix's wife
LAP TOP:
Whar the kitty sleeps
KEYBOARD:
Whar you hang the dang truck keys
SOFTWARE:
Dem dang plastic forks and knifes
MOUSE:
What eats the grain in the barn
MOUSE PAD:
That's hippie talk fer where the mouse lives
MAINFRAME:
Holds up the barn roof
PORT:
Fancy flatlander wine
ENTER:
Notherner talk fer "C'Mon in y'all"
CLICK:
Whut you hear when you **** yer gun
DOUBLE CLICK:
When you **** the double barrel
REBOOT:
Whut you have to do right before bedtime when you have to go to the outhouse
Posted by: Senior KX Rider---------------------
Thats about the way it is out here in the sticks
Posted by: needsprayer---------------------
Memory: Recollecting wha happen'd yesterday.
Memory upgrade: Lying about wha happen'd yesterday. 
Posted by: dirtybkr---------------------
I guess we'll just have to rooster that there double barrel ! LOL
Posted by: Jaybird---------------------
PORT can also be what you did with the ice tea....
"Fix me a glass of tea, would ya hun?" "It's dun been port....c'mon and git it."
Posted by: bluerider125---------------------
eeeeh-xactly
Posted by: Silverback---------------------
LOG ON:
Bike balanced on a big one on the bash plate
LOG OFF:
Using your body as an impact device to save bike from log on
MONITOR:
Course marshal keep’n an eye on the good cut spots
DOWN LOAD:
Gitten bike down from a Hi-rise 4 X 4
MEGA HERTZ:
Going out through the trees minus bike
FLOPPY DISC:
Brake rotor after log off
RAM
Support vehicle-Dodge
HARD DRIVE:
Gitten a late start and sign up time drawing near
WINDOWS:
Whut shuts in the distance after hard drive failure
SCREEN:
Filter in fuel jug
SCREEN SAVER:
Cap for fuel jug
BYTE:
Whut dem dang bark busters do
CHIP:
Munchies under clutch lever from bark buster job
MICRO CHIP:
Sliver in the back of hand from bark buster job
MODEM:
What you do in small trees and brush
DOT MATRIX:
What roost incoming looks like
LAP TOP:
Where roost collects for riding pleasure
KEYBOARD:
Where your race number is entered at timing station
SOFTWARE:
Yer body
MOUSE:
Critter that lives in your air box in the off season
MOUSE PAD:
Seat foam material that mouse installs in air box
MAINFRAME:
Keeps the wheels where they are
PORT:
Always needs mods with new bike
ENTER:
Race sign up
CLICK:
Mono-shock adjustment
DOUBLE CLICK:
Front fork adjustment
REBOOT:
New alpinestars for season opener
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