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Posted by: ktmboy---------------------

"If it has wheels or a skirt you can't afford it!" :confused:


Posted by: AJ Waggoner---------------------

The other day there was a woman in the shop here looking around for helmets, etc.

her shirt , across the chest , said :

Objects under this shirt may be larger than they appear


Posted by: Rooster---------------------

Shirt on a drop dead gorgeous brunette at Sturgis: "You've been a bad boy, go to my room"


Posted by: michigan---------------------

"I wish these were brains"


Posted by: huskyboy---------------------

Down in Redlands, California, while in a mall I saw a beautiful tall blonde in shorts and a t-shirt walk by. On the front it said, in big bold letters, "69". As she walked by, you could read the back. It asked, "What's your favorite position"? After that I accidentally walked into the wall.


Posted by: DAVE C---------------------

Spotted Sunday afternoon : Front of shirt read "I love Seamen."


Posted by: el presidente---------------------

one i seen had a line about chest high and said " Must be this tall to ride"
another said "Bikini Inspector"
"Muff Diver"
i seen a harley one say on the back "If You Can Read This The Bitch Fell Off"
and another say on the back "Hi I'm The Bitch, I Ride My Own Bike"
one w/ an arrow point down on the front that said " Free Breathalizer Test, Blow Here"
thats all i can think about now, hope i don't offend too many people


Posted by: truespode---------------------

Ok, this is getting out of hand. Tame it down please.

Ivan


Posted by: Milquetoast---------------------

A shirt on a woman that I saw recently looked like this...


Because
I'm
Totally
Controlling
Him


Posted by: michigan---------------------

"I am a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up!"


Posted by: IDkTm---------------------

On a geology field trip I had we were doing some digging right along a road to check out soil layers, one of my classmates decided to wear a sweat shirt that said "Bomb Squad" in large, bold letters on the back. Lots of cars were slowing down and looking on that one.


Posted by: a454elk---------------------

I've always liked the one that said, "You must really be fast because I was hauling ass when I passed you!" Or the other one, "Throttle till you see God then brake"


Posted by: MONKEYMOUSE---------------------

FBI
female body inspector

Yeah, I see her
(as often as my MOTORCYCLE lets me)

if I could
RIDE HER
As much as I
RIDE MY BIKE
I'd be home
RIGHT NOW

(pic of dirtbike)
for men who dont need Viagra

Question?
If a man rides his dirt bike in the woods where his wife cant hear him, IS HE STILL RONG?

thats all the ones i could think of.


Posted by: BadgerMan---------------------

I live with fear every day..............sometimes she lets me race!


Posted by: dell30rb---------------------

My favorite one says: "Hold my trophy while I kiss your girlfriend"


Posted by: MONKEYMOUSE---------------------

Ha I was guna put that one but didn't. lol


Posted by: chumbucket---------------------

"If I only knew to twist insted of stroke"


Posted by: zcookie49---------------------

How about the one that says "the only triples you'll ever do are the ones at Wendy's". It has the photo of a dude jumping over a triple cheese burger, fries and coke!!!! :scream:


Posted by: dave186---------------------

A friend of mine (female) has a shirt that says "Open 24 Hours a Day"


Posted by: Milquetoast---------------------

Dave, can I have her number?


Posted by: firecracker22---------------------

I like the one with a arrow pointing up that says "I'm up here." Or "Does this motorcycle make my butt look fast?" Or "It's only funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's freaking hilarious!"


Posted by: Hot4Teacher---------------------

What do you call a person with no fear?
An ambulance

Racing is not half as scary as saying I do

Losing is natures way of saying you suck


Posted by: GETMETOCA---------------------

I've got a Lake Tahoe t-shirt with a skier getting some big air, on the back it says "In Some States, Getting This High Is A Felony"


Posted by: rickyd---------------------

THe shirt im wearing right now reads "I have Dirty thoughts" got another LBZ shirt that reads "I Love Pro Ho's"
Rick
PS..Girlfreind doesn't like them


Posted by: bluerider125---------------------

my friend has one that says, in the shape of a CD warning:

"parental warning:
explicit thoughts"

another,

"disorder, chaos, craziness
my job is done here"

(in little kid handwriting, and a shaky sketch of a bus)
"i had to ride the short bus"

"can i borrow your girlfriend?"

(in tiny writing)
"why are you reading my shirt?"

:confused:


Posted by: bluerider125---------------------

oh yeah, almost forgot:

(in the shape of a road sign, with a pic of a dirtbike getting air)
"Moto X-ing"


Posted by: ktmboy---------------------

"You don't quit riding because you get old, you get old because you quit riding!"


Posted by: Todd Turner---------------------

I remember one from some time back:

The older I get the faster I was.

Anybody know where I can still get that one?

My favorite ones from my personal collection:
Youth and talent are no match for old age and treachery

In order to be old and wise you must first be young and stupid.

You don't quit riding because you get old, you get old because you quit riding.

Over the hill means you'r picking up speed.


Posted by: truespode---------------------

I have one that says "some people wake up with a cup of coffee" Then there is a picture of a guy on an xr about to go over the bars and below that it says "I wake up with a high speed tank slapper."

Ivan


Posted by: JuliusPleaser---------------------

A classic:

<-I'M WITH STUPID


Posted by: Hot4Teacher---------------------

Hey nice legs what time do tehy open?

Rehab is for quiters

Why ping when you can thunder? Anyone know where I can possibly get this shirt? I have seen it before a couple of years ago and now I can't find it to save me. I think it is made by x-treme, but I cannot find a web page for them to e-mail. Thanks


Posted by: Honda26---------------------

how about this one:
(refering to 4 strokes vs. 2 strokes)

If you stroke it more than twice your playing with it.:D


Posted by: KWJams---------------------

In dog years -- I'm Dead


Posted by: ellandoh---------------------

guy at the nightclub wearing a shirt that has an arrow pointing up then says "the man" then an arrow pointing down and says "the legend"


Posted by: RMCoastie---------------------

"Daddy Drinks Because I Cry"
A toddler had this one on.


Posted by: Jeff Gilbert---------------------

I used to have this one
"I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person"


Posted by: FruDaddy---------------------

PETA--People for the Eating of Tasty Animals. My favorite PG13 tshirt.


Posted by: OldassKDX---------------------

Nothing scares me.....I teach middle school


Posted by: dales298---------------------

Across the chest it said--I'm a Virgin
On the bottom it said--Islander


Posted by: 2-Strokes 4-ever---------------------

I'm a virgin........but this is an old t-shirt.


Posted by: XRpredator---------------------

one of mine:


Posted by: captblue1---------------------

i have one that says,

It isn't going to #$@% itself.

yeah i get alot of girls that tell me i'm an ******* when i where it to the bar


Posted by: Jamir---------------------

Quote:
Originally Posted by XRpredator
one of mine:



Holy Carp! I have the same shirt. Which reminds me, I don't know where it is. My new favorite shirt is my Orange on with a big 01 on the front.


By the way, this thread started in 2002!


Posted by: Jamir---------------------

wow, taken out of it's total photographic context, that picture makes me look like I am up to some shananigans of some sort. Maybe river dancing or something. And yes, my belly really is that bigger. Maybe even bigger.


Posted by: Vic---------------------

Quote:
Originally Posted by Jamir
that picture makes me look like I am up to some shananigans of some sort. Maybe river dancing or something.






Posted by: XRpredator---------------------

Quote:
Originally Posted by Jamir
wow, taken out of it's total photographic context, that picture makes me look like I am up to some shananigans of some sort. Maybe river dancing or something.

Lard of the Dance?

And I can't confirm nor deny where I acquired said shirt.


Posted by: Vic---------------------

Quote:
Originally Posted by captblue1
i have one that says,

It isn't going to #$@% itself.



If you keep wearin' that shirt, it'l have to.


Posted by: captblue1---------------------

Quote:
Originally Posted by Vic
If you keep wearin' that shirt, it'l have to.


if it could i would never leave the house


Posted by: xsnrg---------------------

"For best results, Twist throttle and hold."


Posted by: Jamir---------------------

Quote:
Originally Posted by XRpredator
Lard of the Dance?

And I can't confirm nor deny where I acquired said shirt.




Lord of the Ham



And I am curious as to where you got it. The location in which I aquired mine is known for not selling T-shirts any larger than a double Otis in size. Sure you are more of a triple Otis fella. This is why mine tends to fit snuggly, showing off my girlish figure.


Posted by: Noeboy89---------------------

This lady I used to work with wore a shirt that said "Biker chicks don't spit, they swallow".

A friend had a shirt that said " I'm the baztard that shot Kenny".


Posted by: Jamir---------------------

I have a sweet one that says, "Cut your mullet". When a moved in with my mullet wearing brother a few years ago, I wore that the first day. He just looked at me and said, "%$%^ you!"

I also have one that says something about my monkey knowing kung fu.


Posted by: Noeboy89---------------------

My brother wears a shirt that says "I beat anorexia". Yes, he beat it alright. All 320#'s worth.


Posted by: XRpredator---------------------

Quote:
Originally Posted by Jamir
This is why mine tends to fit snuggly, showing off my girlish figure.

I would dig a triple otis, as mine fits rather snug as well.

I could actually use a longer one


Posted by: Jamir---------------------

Quote:
Originally Posted by XRpredator
I could actually use a longer one




So I have heard


Posted by: Drunk tank---------------------

"Save a virgin, do me instead"

Had a cool pic but this place wont let me show it.... lame


Posted by: Jamir---------------------

Quote:
Originally Posted by Drunk tank
"Save a virgin, do me instead"

Had a cool pic but this place wont let me show it.... lame



yeah, aside from the hundreds of threads of valuable resources, the comradery with like minded individuals, access to experts who readily give great advice, and tons of really cool people, this place really sucks because you can't post your picture.


Posted by: Drunk tank---------------------

Quote:
Originally Posted by Jamir
yeah, aside from the hundreds of threads of valuable resources, the comradery with like minded individuals, access to experts who readily give great advice, and tons of really cool people, this place really sucks because you can't post your picture.

What can I say.... Im shallow like that! :D


Posted by: bordrshane---------------------

I only date crack whores. I thought it was funny. My girlfriend didnt think so.

I now have an ex-girlfriend.


Posted by: Jamir---------------------

Quote:
Originally Posted by Drunk tank
What can I say.... Im shallow like that! :D



Well in that case, welcome to DRN.



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