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The Big Scam
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Posted by: Okiewan---------------------
Okay, so here's what we do...
We tell Dubach that Billy Frank says he'll smoke him at DW.
Then we tell Coop that Dubach says he'll smoke Pastrana. We tell Bartrum that Pastrana says he can do more tricks than Bartrum and is a lot faster. We tell Pastrana that Bartrum says he can smoke Travis at on the track. Then we tell anyone else we want to show up that Coop says he'd smoke them all on his track, that's he's just playin around in the Nats.
Then, we tell Kawasaki that Honda is bringing the big rig, Troy that Plano is coming, Suzuki that KTM is coming, KTM that GasGas will be there.
Then Thor that Fox is coming, etc., etc.
See how it works ? 
Posted by: crkid---------------------
Call me a pessimist, but I don't think it'll work.
Posted by: Rooster---------------------
OK, you're a pessimist, now get off my cloud! 
I think it may just work!
Posted by: Okiewan---------------------
pssst.... crkid.... overhere!
(whisper: it's a joke) Shhhhh....
Posted by: chadk01---------------------
Okie, your ability to think through a situation, consider the facts, process the information and come up with a plan inspires me to this day!! 
Posted by: geremacheks---------------------
I'll tell SpeedChannel that ESPN will arrive with five broadcast semi-trailers. Then I'll tell FOX Sport Network that a record cycle jump will be planned by an infamous DRN member. Then I'll let Disney know about a massive motorcycle low altitude clown act.......
Wait a minute. You're going to have to reinvent a bigger place to have DW. Ted Turner may have a have a few thousand acres available--but stay away from the bison. They have been known to out-run Yamaha's.
Posted by: slo' mo---------------------
slow day at work... Et Tu' Okie??? Let the rumors begin 
Posted by: crkid---------------------
I'm not completely slow, I know it was a joke.
Posted by: 380EXCman---------------------
And I could bring a buddy of mine Darrell Shultz . He could tell Chuck Sun that he is still faster. And all those old geezers could get together and challenge the youger guys and we could have a DW02 "Then vs. Now" shootout. The younger guys have to ride the vintage stuff and the old guys get the new stuff.... Now that would teach them yongsters a lesson.
Actually it is the off season. We should be able to get someone more famous than Gomer to show up..... Or should I have said infamous?
Posted by: Thump---------------------
Then we can tell Rich that Jody will be there and tell Jody that someone that believes him will be there.
Posted by: Okiewan---------------------
LOL
Posted by: geremacheks---------------------
How about inviting Mr. Know It All? We can surprise him with a bus load of mini riders just achin' for revenge.
Posted by: Thump---------------------
We can tell Jer that MNKDXr will be there
Tell Okie TwinSpar will be there, Twinnie that Elk will be there, Tell Elk there is a donut shop there.....
Tell Gomer there will be over 200 sweaty guys there... tell the 200 sweaty guys Gomer won't be there but Amber will.
Tell Kali that Gomer will be there but Amber won't
Tell Mully that there are no wasps in OK.
Tell Smitty there is no pond.
Tell Billy it won't rain and he can't break anyhting there...
Posted by: Okiewan---------------------
LMAO
Posted by: Thump---------------------
Tell me it will be half as good as it was last year. Tell me the truth, that it will be better and I will head up now and meet you there.
Posted by: BSWIFT---------------------
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Tell Smitty there is no pond.
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LMAO! Darn I was really looking forward to meeting Amber(now what color are her eyes? 
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Posted by: BillyWho---------------------
I just want Okie to tell me why he had to use my first and last name, but felt it wasn't necessary to use Dubach's,Coop's, Bartrums and Pastranas first name , no respect Mister...no respect LOL, did I mention Cooper was on my list
Posted by: sfc crash---------------------
yeh, yeh, i get it, and you can tell that kid, joe foster, who took my girlfriend, cindy cob, in the third grade, who i then met in the bathroom and punched, but he still got cindy, that i'll be there and,..no, wait.. i think he married her and probably would jump at the chance to give her back...ah, forgett it, i'm with cr kid... i just don't think that would work.
Posted by: 01HondaCR---------------------
HAHA Good idea guys! Keep up the good work. Wish I could go.
Posted by: BSWIFT---------------------
Why wouldn't it work? It really isn't all that far fetched when the you think about the egos and the publicity. Mister Billywho, sir, get to talking smack at the nationals my man.
It may all be a shot in the dark but so was putting a man on the moon and that HAS been done.
Mister™ is a registered trademark of billywho™. All rights reserved. Portions ©2002, billywho™. Unauthorized use will result in deletion of said post!
Posted by: KTMKyd---------------------
I don't think I'd WANT to ride in front of all those people
Posted by: Okiewan---------------------
Billy... as much as I know you'd like to believe it, "Frank" doesn't work as well as "Pastrana". Sorry Bro. Hell, "Travis" even works. 
Hey! wait a minute! Was Travis ever Rookie Of The Year?
Just remember.. you are our favorite Pro.
Posted by: Okiewan---------------------
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Originally posted by KTMKyd
I don't think I'd WANT to ride in front of all those people
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Pfffft... piece of cake... you'll only be in front for a small moment in time....
Let's see who's on the "List"
1) all DRN mods and admins are on Billy's list.
2) Cooper (Guy)
3) Dubach (Doug)
4) Pastrana (Travis)
5) Bartrum (Kenny)
Dang man, that's a tough list :scream:
Posted by: Thump---------------------
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Originally posted by Okiewan
Dang man, that's a tough list :scream:
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Least #2-5
Posted by: Thump---------------------
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Originally posted by Okiewan
"Frank" doesn't work as well as "Pastrana". Sorry Bro. Hell, "Travis" even works.
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LMAO, no it doesn't. How bout' Billy? nah... William? nah.... Willy? nah... Will? nope... Bill? nope... Mister? Thats it! Mister! or Buster, they both work. there we go Daddy-o your choice, Mister or Buster.
Posted by: sfc crash---------------------
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I don't think I'd WANT to ride in front of all those people
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pish-tash! piece of cake. those guys not only know how to ride, they know how to race. now, let me fill ya in, you don't want to be infront of me in a race(pretty much a given after the gate drops) if ya don't believe that, ask all the riders that were anywhere near me in the rythym sec, first turn, dw'01, yeh baby, or turn #5, just ask big lou. ladies and gentlemen, racing team crazey...monkey...# 165, dead or alive,you know him as the "procrastinator"...crash........ oh yeh, mister who, you ,sir, are also the resident fav demo man! anyman that can blow up a race prep bike, well, and i might be speaking out'a school here, that's our kinda guy!
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