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Vacation Joke

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Posted by: WoodsRider---------------------

Mike was from the Midwest and on vacation in California. The day he arrived he went to the hotel bar for a drink. The bartender was on of those laid back California surfer dudes named Troy.

“So Troy, what’s the best way to meet women in California?”

“Well dude, if you’re lookin’ to meet a hott betty, you get yourself a set of Speedos and drop a potato inside. Before long all the betty’s will be hanging on to a gnarly dude like you.”

“Alright, thanks for the tip, Troy.”

The next day Mike bought a set of Speedos and some Idaho spuds, followed Troy’s advice and trolled up and down the beach all day in search of betty’s.

After the third day of not even getting a phone number he went back to the bar to drown his sorrows. Again Troy was serving drinks.

“So dude, how are the betty’s treatin’ you?”

“To be honest not one betty has even approached me.”

“Tell you what, dude. I’m not working tomorrow so I’ll meet you on the beach around noon and we’ll scope out the scene together.”

“Okay Troy. I’ll see you then.”

The next day at noon Mike was walking around the beach when Troy showed up.

“Well dude, I think I can help you out with your prob.”

“Really, how?”

“Well dude, first off the potato goes in the front!”


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Posted by: gibbs_6---------------------

Never heard that one, not bad though lol.


Posted by: RM_guy---------------------

Pretty funny Woods, or should I say Mike


Posted by: YZ Joust---------------------

Nice!!! Oversized roids.....Like Lois Einhorn from Ace Ventura ...


Posted by: a454elk---------------------

No wonder I got funny looks, I put a BIGGIE order of fries in the front!


Posted by: 2001yz250---------------------




Posted by: dirty~d~---------------------

Where are you guys digging up these old jokes, anywho? I have a good one about a fly and a cougar, but it's not DRN material. Too bad. You guys would love it.


Posted by: WoodsRider---------------------

Quote:
Originally posted by dirty~d~
Where are you guys digging up these old jokes, anywho? I have a good one about a fly and a cougar, but it's not DRN material.

Ummm we're old?
Pretty much my entire joke library isn't DRN material... except for elk. He's kind of a running joke around here.


Posted by: zio---------------------

Quote:
Originally posted by a454elk
No wonder I got funny looks, I put a BIGGIE order of fries in the front!


Mashed potatos didn't work either. Maybe I added too much garlic?


Posted by: bbbom---------------------

Elk started running? Dang, I thought it was another earthquake up here!!!



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