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Posted by: Okiewan---------------------
"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have not been to confession for six months. On top of that, I've been with loose woman."
The priest sighs. "Is that you, little Tommy O'Shaughnessy?"
"Yes, Father, 'tis I."
"And who might be the woman you were with?"
"I shan't be tellin' you, Father. It would ruin her reputation."
"Well, Tommy, I'm bound to find out sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Brenda O'Malley?"
"I cannot say."
"Was it Patricia Fitzgerald?"
"I'll never tell."
"Was it Bridget O'Shanter?"
"I'm sorry, but I'll not name her."
"Was it Cathy O'Dell?"
"My lips are sealed."
"Was it Fiona Mallory, then?"
"Please, Father, I cannot tell you."
The priest sighs in frustration. "You're a steadfast lad, Tommy O'Shaughnessy, and I admire that. But, you've sinned, and you must atone. Be off with you now."
Tommy walks back to his pew. His friend, Sean, slides over and whispers,"What'd you get?"
"Five more good leads."
Posted by: nikki---------------------
LOL! :confused:
Posted by: CanadianRidr---------------------
BWA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA........OH man, I read this like last week and it still had me almost in tears this morning!!! 
Posted by: oldguy---------------------
psst hey boss http://dirtrider.net/forums3/showth...&threadid=56590 
Posted by: IrishEKU---------------------
LOL....I knew I should have copy written that one 
Way to resurect a good one OKIE!
Posted by: Okiewan---------------------
Ooopps!
Pokie... don't send me old material
Posted by: XRpredator---------------------
Not sure what's funnier . . . the joke or the Evil Emperor reposting it!
Faith and begorrah!
Posted by: RM_guy---------------------
Hey Okie, read the FAQs
Posted by: a454elk---------------------
I don't get it.
Posted by: CanadianRidr---------------------
BAHAHAHAHAH, NOW THAT IS FUNNY! 
Elk......sigh......PM me for more info,
PS. That map you gave me SUCKS, I want my money back!
Posted by: slo' mo---------------------
one more - for you dog lovers (that's me too)
A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. "My dog's
cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?"
"Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him." So he
picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his
teeth. Finally, he says "I'm going to have to put him
down."
"What? Because he's cross-eyed?"
"No, because he's really heavy."
Posted by: Smitty---------------------
HEeeeeeeeyyyyy Oh! Try the veal folks!
Posted by: a454elk---------------------
That is so stupid it's funny!ROTFLMAO
Posted by: Y2Z---------------------
LOL nice one!
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