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Official Smack Talk Race

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Posted by: Thump---------------------

We have some Smack talkers here for sure... I think we need to have a 3 lap race for these guys. Looser has to wash the winners bike every evening shirtless in a pink tutu, clean the winners boots and wear a shirt (that will be made at DW that says I am "_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _'s" Pit Sally.

Who is racing?
TwinSpank Vs Elkarelo?

Any other smack talkers?


Posted by: a454elk---------------------

I'm in, you can count on it slick. Let's see if Twinkie chimes up, loser!


Posted by: TwinSpar---------------------

Three laps is for wimps. I want 10 laps.


Posted by: Okiewan---------------------

Here he goes with this 10 laps thing... his way of NOT accepting your challenge.

He said three laps. Time for all you guys to put-up or shut-up.


Posted by: a454elk---------------------

3 laps. You say you can spank me on an xr50 in 1 lap so 3 should be fine too.:D Mr. Twinkie on-the-spot!! Don't get bullied into something cause your friends are pressuring you!


Posted by: TwinSpar---------------------

10 laps. I'm riding a freakin 250F on a deep track.... I need something working on my side.


Posted by: Okiewan---------------------

Twinnie, someone would have to peel you off the track if you tried 10 fast laps... get a grip man. It's Thumps deal, 3 laps.

Accept or decline.


Posted by: a454elk---------------------

Man, it's so quiet I can hear the crickets chirpin! We'll continue this at a later time, AFTER you've been practicing at Cooperland every weekend till DW02!:D


Posted by: CanadianRidr---------------------

Im with Okie on this one!

Thump steps it up and offers the challenge and now all the sudden every one is a whimpering puppy

I think Elk was expecting to smack talk it up, and then when he got there he would just laugh it up with everyone have a beer and hope they forget. NO DICE, suck it up yah "official DW02 fluffer" HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!


Someone accept thumps challege now, before I have to drop out of school for a year and make it up at another time :confused:


Posted by: Okiewan---------------------

Mess with Titles eh? Do not mess with the PooBah.


Posted by: CanadianRidr---------------------

BWAHAHAHAHAH

Okie I salute you


Posted by: MrLuckey---------------------

Aw man, this is going to turn out like all the other smack talk races that never happened at past DirtWeeks


Posted by: TwinSpar---------------------

Quote:
Originally posted by Okiewan
Mess with Titles eh? Do not mess with the PooBah.


Hey! What did I ever do to you?

Accept or Decline huh? No negotiation on Thump's race parameters.

Decline it is. I'll work out agreeable parameters with Elkster and start another Smack Talk Race Challenge.


Posted by: Okiewan---------------------

We've got enough Smack threads going.
Twinnie Declines.
End of Thread.


Posted by: TwinSpar---------------------

OK... I'll call it a challenge thread.


Posted by: MX-727---------------------

Jeesh, just logged on and find this. Count me in for the race.

Twinkie, I thought those 4-smokes were guaranteed holeshot bikes , quit whining :whiner: and put up or slink back to internet lurker.


Posted by: slo' mo---------------------

c'mon Twin! Taraker and I will strategically place boxes of Krispy Kremes around the track to distract Elk


Posted by: VintageDirt---------------------



I just wanted to see what that would look like...


Posted by: TwinSpar---------------------

There will be a race... just not with thump's rules. This is between me and the Mexican Jumping Bean.


Posted by: slo' mo---------------------

I probably couldn't beat an egg if I had to but I will definitely be willing to be involved here. If nothing more than lap traffic. Gotta warn you though, I'm all over th track. Pass at your own risk.


Posted by: MX-727---------------------

Fine twinnie, but 10 laps for you to at Cooperland is going to end up being a 30 minute plus 2-lap race. I don't see that happening. First I don't think either of you can last that long and second neither bike will make it.


Posted by: MrLuckey---------------------

[QUOTE]Originally posted by VintageDirt
I just wanted to see what that would look like...




Posted by: Smitty---------------------

Quote:
Originally posted by TwinSpar
10 laps. I'm riding a freakin 250F on a deep track....


That is pathetic Twinspar!! Deep track my @#%! It’s ain’t Southwick, it’s got loam, you know traction, speed, fun. It’s glory dirt! If you’re scared of Elk just let us know, no reason to crawdad until the heat backs off.


Posted by: Okiewan---------------------

"I don't see that happening."
Why do you think TS won't commit? Sorry Twinnie, seeing "who can talk the longest over the PA" isn't gonna cut it.


Posted by: Thump---------------------

Well I guess we all know TwinSally is a just a talker...not a walker.

Elk, I'll take you up on the race? 3 laps? You down with that?


Posted by: Okiewan---------------------

See there? Simple.


Posted by: TwinSpar---------------------

Fine you bunch of wankers. I'm in!


Posted by: IrishEKU---------------------

Twinnie, ummm look over your Avitar. OMG ROFLMAO!!!!!!


Posted by: TwinSpar---------------------

Quote:
Originally posted by IrishEKU
Twinnie, ummm look over your Avitar. OMG ROFLMAO!!!!!!


I guess it should be TwinSpar Vs Okie!


Posted by: Thump---------------------

Just spoke with Twinnie.. He claims he is in but said he would not wear the tutu if he looses.... Sounds like he is skeered to me.


Posted by: Thump---------------------

Quote:
Originally posted by TwinSpar


I guess it should be TwinSpar Vs Okie!
You better stick with Elk.. Okie is way out of your league and if you think you have seen him ride... guess again. Last year he and I ran good together... which means Twinne has no chance against him.


Posted by: TwinSpar---------------------

FO Thump! Don't worry... Elkie will be wearin the tutu.


Posted by: Thump---------------------

I've lost all respect for you Twinnie....

Do you agree to the race terms and conditions? Yes or no?
If you are afraid your bike will be too slow I am sure Elk would be happy to ride some ones elses 125 or 250F or you can ride my bike....

Bottom line, you in or out.


Posted by: Milk---------------------

Wow. *ducks head*


Posted by: TwinSpar---------------------

In. :thumb:


Posted by: Okiewan---------------------

Don't be bringin me into this mess, lol. I'm not from Texas. :flame:


Posted by: IrishEKU---------------------

Okie I like the new ones! :flame: :thumb:


Posted by: TwinSpar---------------------

You've visited here and that's enough to taint you for life!


Posted by: _SOLO_---------------------

I'm up for it, 3 laps, 10 laps, 20 minutes plus a lap, whatever twinwank and chump are up for.


Posted by: a454elk---------------------

OMG!!!! I can't stand this. I leave to do some work and this is what I come back to. Twinny, hun, can you please go make me a sammich and clean the toilet (make the sammich first biotch!). Twinkie, you gave up, you can't chime in now after you were spanked on the net in front of your fans! You caved AFTER you caught the heat! I'm still in if your fruity 249 1/2 F can handle the mean tough deep dirt, poor little thing! BUWAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA


Posted by: Thump---------------------

Quote:
Originally posted by _SOLO_
I'm up for it, 3 laps, 10 laps, 20 minutes plus a lap, whatever twinwank and chump are up for.
I thought you were going to be in pre-K that week? Better wait till you grow some nuts son. This is where the adults play... but no worries, there is a kiddie track for you.


Posted by: CanadianRidr---------------------


hahah......

Well in order to stick up for the "younger" riders like solo. I will give you this note of advice hump.

If you are going to post a "shout out" on the front page of dirtrider where THOUSANDS of people read, make sure you spell your "shout out" right LOL :thumb:


Posted by: Thump---------------------

Canadian,
This is the last time I will tell you... this is the DW02 forum.. you are not allowed in here. Beat it pal.

(but thanks for the heads up)


Posted by: _SOLO_---------------------

I think I got into this because Elk was being pounded by the smack talking Twinnie, but now I forget. And thump, this ones for you!


Posted by: CanadianRidr---------------------

yea yea Thump im outta here, but you guys on your constant slapping and hair pulling is just too much to resist.


Posted by: _SOLO_---------------------

And what adults? I've seen better smack talk than this from the freshmen at school.


Posted by: TwinSpar---------------------

Elk.... better bring your pink toenail polish. It's gonna go great with the tutu you're gonna be sporting. Laugh now cause you're gonna be crying when you're beat by an old man on a 125 class bike. See you at the horse races!


Posted by: Thump---------------------

Quote:
Originally posted by _SOLO_
I think I got into this because Elk was being pounded by the smack talking Twinnie, but now I forget. And thump, this ones for you!
Well if that is why you got in you should have directed your post at him then... Did you get your parents concent to use that"" moon smiley?


Posted by: _SOLO_---------------------

Ok I confess, I know Thump and his 426 is way too much for the 125 to handle, but I can still have fun beating twinny can't I?


Posted by: Thump---------------------

Quote:
Originally posted by _SOLO_
....but I can still have fun beating twinny can't I?
Thats gonna leave a mark. To answer your question, yes you can. :thumb:


Posted by: a454elk---------------------

So, as the day comes to a close, here is a wrap up of todays events:

Twinny is my pit sally, it was only a matter of time before the world knew the truth.:D

Thump, well let's just say he got his.:D

Solo, not sure about you yet. If you think I need your 2nd grade Clifford coloring books to ward off the evil of the mods, you're wrong. I'll still use you as a partner cause your a kid without a job, great combo for a track get together!:D

Canadian Toddler, I wish I could help you here but you ain't going south of the Canadian Border any time soon so back out of here slowly and no one will get hurt!

That about covers it, not sure of how many races will occur for some smack attack but I know I'm running against my own Pit Sally, hate to beat her but it needs to be done.

Thank you and have a nice day!


Posted by: Thump---------------------

Quote:
Originally posted by a454elk
So, as the day comes to a close, here is a wrap up of todays events:

That about covers it, not sure of how many races will occur for some smack attack but I know I'm running against my own Pit Sally, hate to beat her but it needs to be done.
You forgot one.... You are the official DW02 Fluffer.


Posted by: a454elk---------------------

Quote:
Originally posted by Thump
You forgot one.... I'm the official DW02 Fluffer.


Oh yeah, how could I forget THAT one! Sorry, my bad!


Posted by: Thump---------------------

Be sure to bring some Mazola oil


Posted by: a454elk---------------------

:thumb:


Posted by: TwinSpar---------------------

Quote:
Originally posted by _SOLO_
but I can still have fun beating twinny can't I?


You can have fun trying to beat me. You sure did back down from Thump pretty quickly. He's not that much faster than me.

Elkie... it's on son. Be prepared..... I will!


Posted by: a454elk---------------------

You got nutz to post now Twinny, with that new heading and all! I ain't preparing for poop, you go and ride the track every other day just so you don't have an excuse! Go shave yer legs Sally, they bother me!

Until tomorrow............


Posted by: Okiewan---------------------

Yupper... a battle royale of the old and spodely. This should be good


Posted by: JPIVEY---------------------

Elk, be careful driving out to DW02, I hear them Texans are on the look out for a white Elk w/ yellow bike.

BTW, were in the hell did he plug that in :scream:


Posted by: _SOLO_---------------------

Quote:
Originally posted by TwinSpar
He's not that much faster than me.


That's not what I heard ... too many mind games!


Posted by: CanadianRidr---------------------

Quote:
Be sure to bring some Mazola oil


What the???

You guys don't go to dirtweek for the racing and bikes do you? :flame:

Im startin to wonder bout coming next year.........I dunno if yah know


Posted by: TwinSpar---------------------

Quote:
Originally posted by _SOLO_


That's not what I heard ... too many mind games!


Let's see.... You've talked to and ridden with how many that have been on the track with me? ZERO. I may be old enough to be your father, but don't underestimate people. You never know what you'll get. It's not mind games. It's smack talk junior!


Posted by: Okiewan---------------------

psst _Solo_... a little FYI. Everyone in this thread is slow. It's just some don't realize it. Yet. How often do you hear the really fast guys talk about it?


Posted by: Okiewan---------------------

Sorry CanadianRidr
There's too much smack going on as it is to let someone toss it when they aren't going to be there.


Posted by: TwinSpar---------------------

Quote:
Originally posted by Okiewan
Everyone in this thread is slow. It's just some don't realize it. Yet. How often do you hear the really fast guys talk about it?


You're guilty of the same thing mister. I seem to recall some really righteous trash talk coming from the DRN Ring Master.

I know I'm slow... but I still love to smack talk. Pretty much all of us are faster on DRN than on the track (with the exception of Mr. Billywho).


Posted by: BSWIFT---------------------

TwinSpar, even the field, ride my 426. This is one race that will be better to watch than to ride.


Posted by: motometal---------------------

is the dirt soft and loamy? I see comments about "deep" dirt????


Posted by: BSWIFT---------------------

Dirt to dream about and red to boot.


Posted by: TwinSpar---------------------

Quote:
Originally posted by BSWIFT
TwinSpar, even the field, ride my 426. This is one race that will be better to watch than to ride.


I was hoping to have a 450 to ride... didn't work out. It's wierd, I really like the 250F but adapt to the 450 much better than the 426. Thanks for the offer. Thump's done the same and I appreciate the offers. I'll just have to dig Elk's grave with a garden shovel instead of a backhoe. It's more work but I'll be more satified with the results in the end. That silly sunflower bike will make for a good crop once it's planted.


Posted by: CanadianRidr---------------------

Quote:
Sorry CanadianRidr


Understood Okie LOL

I just can't help it, that's why im officially banning myself from this forum. Don't worry im takin a trip to wherever DW03 is, you can count on that. Sign me up now :thumb:

Im in just for the smack talk......

Okay I will take a bow and leave now, have fun ladies. :flame:


Posted by: a454elk---------------------

I'm not just saying I'm fast, I AM fast! Thanks alot for bursting our little bubble supreme smack master.:whiner: Why don't we just ride mini's in the race that way Twinny can at least put one of his Forest Gump feet on the ground!

Billywho fast?! Pfffffftttttt!

Twinky, why not make like jewelry and BEAD it! BUWAHAHAHAHAHA!!


Posted by: TwinSpar---------------------

DancesWithMen,
Pffffft! You fast? Hah! The only thing fast about you is your mouth (that's in constant motion). Conversing with you on the phone is freakin annoying. You yap for 2 minutes straight and then pass out from lack of oxygen. I'm gonna plant one of me feet but it's not going to be on the ground. It's gonna be planted square in the middle of your .

I'll bring you a real nice necklace but I have to warn you... you're gonna get rope burns if you wear it!

Bring the paintball gun. We can have paintball battles on bikes.


Posted by: a454elk---------------------

Listen danceswithbeads, quit yer yappin for God's sake! I've got a necklace for you too!:D

:thumb: I'll bring my "paintball" gun too, thing is, it only turns my opponents "red" but the rounds are silver!


Posted by: Okiewan---------------------

blah blah blah, blah blah blah... blah blah blah :silly:
You guys should use Instant messaging or something lol.


Posted by: a454elk---------------------

I tried but I can't seem to find his screen name "Fluffer" on BeadIt.com!!


Posted by: TwinSpar---------------------

Dummy! My username is Elk'sMaster on the TwinSparRules.com server.

Okie,
I'll turn the static down but I'm not sure if a454ShortBus get's it. You're going to have to type real slow and use simple terms if you want him to understand.... or you can hit him in the head with a sledge hammer (that works 80% of the time).


Posted by: Smitty---------------------

Jeez. This is like watching baby chicks fight over a piece of corn.


Posted by: TwinSpar---------------------

Damn it Smitty! Quit stirring the pot.

Glad to see you're going to make it to DW. I kept looking for your name on the list but it never popped up.


Posted by: Smitty---------------------

Quote:
Originally posted by TwinSpar
Damn it Smitty! Quit stirring the pot.


Who? Me?

Yeah, Probably only be there Friday Night and Saturday.


Posted by: Okiewan---------------------

Quote:
Yeah, Probably only be there Friday Night and Saturday.
I'm surprised you don't show-up on Wednesday and leave Friday. Poor TTRguy having to work around your funky schedule :thumb:


Posted by: Smitty---------------------

Hey at least you managed to schedule around our local series this year. I was starting to think that maybe the whole country isn't keepin' up with the latest happenings in the Soggy Bottom Stump Bumper Cow Trailin' Series! (BTW sittin pretty in 6th overall right now )


Posted by: High Lord Gomer---------------------

Wow, only 6 people in the series!?!?


Posted by: Jaybird---------------------

LOL...all I've heard so far is chin music!


Posted by: High Lord Gomer---------------------

Y aknow, after reading this whole thread, this sounds like too much fun to miss!

I'm in...Thump! Won't you be my Sally?!? We can even do a 3 way thing if you don't mind washing my bike AND _SOLO_'s!!

Okie, why don't you hop in? We could give you a head start, old man!


Posted by: a454elk---------------------

Yeah baby!! :flame:


Posted by: High Lord Gomer---------------------

I *know* better than to challenge that guy with the exploding Suzuki...don't want to get hit by any flying parts!


Posted by: a454elk---------------------

I'll be your huckleberry!:thumb:


Posted by: _SOLO_---------------------

I like the odds of a SC sweep a little more now!


Posted by: Okiewan---------------------

Quote:
Okie, why don't you hop in? We could give you a head start, old man!
Mike, I know you WAY to well to EVER let you behind me again


Posted by: Smitty---------------------

Quote:
Originally posted by High Lord Gomer
Wow, only 6 people in the series!?!?


Countin' Quads and Mini's!!! :thumb:


Posted by: TwinSpar---------------------

Quote:
Originally posted by Okiewan
Mike, I know you WAY to well to EVER let you behind me again


You're just scared cause you liked it! :scream:


Posted by: IrishEKU---------------------

HLG,
Those really arn't parts falling off Elkarillo's "Puky" they are the "Dough Nut" seed's I posted about in the Compleatly off" forum under my joke o' the day.

Again guys, I am sorry I am going to miss this one! I look foreward to a day where school and a job won't interfear wit DW, like Canadian Crawler, I'll be there next year Happy Trails to you all and Safe Landings if you have to bail.

Phillip(The spodliest of all Spodes!)


Posted by: Papakeith---------------------

I'm calling out Big Lou!
He tried and failed last year to best me. I'd like give him another chance. Whaddya say Lou, 3 laps for the crown? Or are you yellow ?


Posted by: biglou---------------------

You're on, brother! :thumb: I don't wanna hear no grief about "But it wasn't my usual bike...", though!


Posted by: Papakeith---------------------

No problem! I won't have to "carve" the inside of the last corner to pass you this time! Muwhahahaha!
From start to finish baby, I'll be checkin' out. any pastry, barbq pits, sodie pop, and any other concession stands that may be in my line of sight that is :confused:


Posted by: a454elk---------------------

It's on baby!! We gots to order another tutu. :thumb:


Posted by: TwinSpar---------------------

Why? I thought you would be more than happy to share yours! :thumb:


Posted by: IrishEKU---------------------

Play Nice Children!!!!!


I may not be there but I can't wait for the DVD!

I will be at DW'03!

Phillip!


Posted by: mxbundy---------------------

OK, I want in on this!

I am callin out a race for BIG men on little wussie bikes like my 250F!
I`m 280# suited up and ready to rip!
So are there any more big fat guys on 250F`s that want a piece of me or what
Or check this out Okie, how about a class at DW for us fellas over 240 or so!
Who wouldnt want to be the fasted fat Ba$tard on DRN!
But if not, I`ll settle for some yellar zuki arse, got me a ticket a while back and its pay back time!
"Come here Mr pickles, get in my belly"


bundy


Posted by: biglou---------------------

Let's talk settlement of wager, PK. What say the loser gets his picture taken while washing the winner's bike AND while wearing the tutu? Are ya game? I am. That's cuz I won't be wearing it...

Doesn't have to be anything official (the race, that is). Just whenever you're ready, we'll head out to the track and do three laps. Winner take all. We can announce it to the crowd, or we can keep it quiet. Open riding on the track by the other attendees is fine with me, too. Just another race obstacle you must overcome. Sound like a plan?

And Bundy-There was a thread in here somewhere about a fatboy's MX race. We were trying to set the lower limit of weight. I believe 225 (or 1.5 on the BSWIFT scale) was the benchmark?


Posted by: Papakeith---------------------

That sound good Biggie! Prepare for a thrashing the likes of which OK has never seen!
*Mr "T" voice on* I can't be beat, I wont be beat!! grrrrr!


Posted by: biglou---------------------

I'm charging up my camera already...

"I pity the fool who thinks he can beat me"


Posted by: Papakeith---------------------

That's a good idea! I need a new video with a couple of (3) laps with me beating you! It'll be just like the first one, with the same result. Me winning!


Posted by: Jaybird---------------------

I was hoping the prerequisite for the Dunlap race would be that the rider must be sporting a belly. Gross weight (and I mean that literally) could be realitive to height. I can't even get close to the 200# mark, but I DO have a belly and I want to thrash some of you other fat asses!


And btw....if the results of some of these trash-talkin', donut smackin, races are not announced for all to hear, I'm certain that the majority of DirtWeekers will be very dissapointed.
I'm goin to make it a point that everyone knows how bad I beat TTRGuy and just how much I enjoyed my free breakfast!



Posted by: JuliusPleaser---------------------

I second JB. Maybe a whole forum devoted to smack talk race results?

New forum title: "Who Sucks?"

I'm not sure I can hit 225 in the next 2 weeks. Can we lower the weight limit? I'd like a shot at reaching maximum suckage in the Dunlap class.


Posted by: biglou---------------------

BTW-I have a secret regarding the fat boy race. A little concerted effort on my part in the next couple weeks could very well disqualify me from that event... Let's just say that my power to weight ratio has gone up a fair amount since Wardy's...

Oh, and PK, don't get me started. Perhaps you didn't notice the new addition to my sig line? That shiny blue bullet-train of a YZF in my sig line? That is my track weapon now. See it down there? Click on it. Look at it. Fear it. It will give you nightmares. It will haunt you in your sleep. Can you hear it? Here it comes... "BRBRBRBRBRRBRBRBRRRRRRBRRBRrrrrrrrrr!!!!" Just like a freight train. Rollin' hard. Crushing everything in it's path. Pullin' the straights like a rocket sled. Bustin' berms like it was on a rail. Yes, you will get to touch it and see it up close. I like a fine wax on the painted sections of the frame. Light ArmourAll on the sidewalls, and no water spots on the plastic. Lightly oil the pivot points, too...


Posted by: a454elk---------------------

Bundy, you woke up, bout time you fool!! You gotta take a number for the race against the zuki. Wait your turn, or, jump on in and I can take of everyone at the same time!!


Posted by: JuliusPleaser---------------------

LMAO!

Long live the new King!


Posted by: a454elk---------------------

*note to self* Call Omar the Tutu Maker and have a special one designed for Cereal Bundy!


Posted by: motometal---------------------

Yea, we do need to follow through with this! Last year I don't think the smack talkers were on the track at the same time long enough for the proper plastic-rubbing-swingarm-scatching-bar-banging action. No wussin' out this year....don't make me bring my electic cattle prod!


Posted by: Jaybird---------------------

motometal, you do realise that you are racing A again this year, yes?

And, are we gonna see some more freestyle during the event?


Posted by: motometal---------------------

who says i'm even racing?


Posted by: BSWIFT---------------------

Motometal at DW01, "I'm not a competitive person." This was right before he took 3rd the A main. Talkin' smack, again!


Posted by: motometal---------------------

ability and ambition are two different things. If I was a real "racer", I wouldn't have let all those guys around me at the start. Or, I would have gone for it on the jumps instead of waiting for a safe place to pass on a corner. Safety first, even more so at DW...spending all week getting to know everyone, the last thing I would want to do is take someone out!

Besides, I had no choice BUT to race...the track was in prime shape, and the only way I could ride the track was to race

enough about last year...

my wish list for this year's races (from a competitor OR a spectator's standpoint):

1. No locals showing up just for the race that aren't participating in Dirtweek. Sitting up late around the campfire at least one night during the week should be a requirement!

2. Find a way to strongly encourage a better C class. Last year we ended up with "true beginners" to "should be top 5 B class" riders together. This is not an isolated problem, and I don't have a magic solution. Should there be a "D" class?

ok, I got off the smak tok topic a bit, ooops...


Posted by: biglou---------------------

Whatever class I'm in, I'm puttin' the big hurt on somebody...


Posted by: BSWIFT---------------------

You can't run over Sarge. He must have time to recover.


Posted by: biglou---------------------

I didn't mean anyone in particular. Anyone will do!


Posted by: Papakeith---------------------

Quote:
Originally posted by BigLou
Whatever class I'm in, I'm puttin' the big hurt on somebody...

I can see I'm going to have to digitize last years race footage, so the world can see who put a hurtin on who!
ps, Lou, I'll double the frame rate so we will look faster.


Posted by: Blue Thunder---------------------

Had to join this trash talkin' after seeing the BigLou vs. PK match up..woohoo, lookout PK, the fastest berm Lou will hit is the one that points him to the pits so he can make me some sammiches!


Posted by: Zoomer---------------------

Quote:
Thump and his 426
??? CRF450!!

Hey Twinnine, if you want to even the score a little, I have a slightly modified, clapped out 400F that you can use



Posted by: MX-727---------------------

As DW gets closer, I'm really starting to doubt the veracity (grab the dictionary Elk) of some of you. "I'm so slow" posts are usually only posted by the expert and pro riders. True spodes think that they are the fastest thing on two wheels. I can see it know, 200 national caliber riders showing up. Heck, I bet Lou is showing up in a sponsored semi.


Posted by: biglou---------------------

The funny thing about me is, I really am as slow as I say! I've got the video to prove it, too! But that still won't stop me from parking PK into turn one of our little grudge race...


Posted by: TwinSpar---------------------

Quote:
Originally posted by Zoomer
Hey Twinnine, if you want to even the score a little, I have a slightly modified, clapped out 400F that you can use


Zoomer... check out my sig line. I'm on a 426 (Thump's old bike) now. The 250F was part of the trade for it. Now I have to learn to ride the thing without blowing it up. I'm treating it like a 250F so Thump is threatening to break an appendage if I don't stop downshifting so much.


MX-727... about 50% of the one's saying they are slow speak the truth and the other 50% are pretty quick. I'm not sure of the break down on the "I'm fast" riders but it will be interesting to see just how fast good old elk is. I'm expecting that he is at Billy's level. A few weeks ago he was telling me that he (Elk) was now faster than his trainer (Ryan Hughes).


Posted by: Jaybird---------------------

Should be some hellacious races....up to just after the second turn. That is where the first big jump is!

LOL.....


Posted by: Papakeith---------------------

Whoooah now!!! Wait just on gal durn minute!
Nobody said anything about jumps!
Gravity has a very firm grip on me. :silly:


Posted by: Papakeith---------------------

Lou, will I have to tip you for the vallet service in the first corner?


Posted by: a454elk---------------------

I never said I was fast, I just said I'm faster than Twinkie! Unfortunately, that puts me about the 50cc class.

Oh yeah, man, I'm so slow I don't think I'll be able to keep up with all you sponsored riders.

Hey 727Flypaper, you know you're on my list of spodes to pit our skills against? I figure that a tutu should fit you just right, with you being a flight officer and such. :thumb:


Posted by: TwinSpar---------------------

Quote:
Originally posted by a454elk
I never said I was fast, I just said I'm faster than Twinkie! Unfortunately, that puts me about the 50cc class.


Complete and utter BS! You said you were faster than Ryno. Hell... you should be teaching one of the MX classes given your level of skill. How about it Okie... Hook him up! Perhaps a public exhibition.... I bet Elk could make that table to table jump that we were speculating about pros being able to do.

I can't wait to see how you fair in the A class MX race MrFastElk.


Posted by: a454elk---------------------

Yeah right me teach a class! This is how it will go, "OK boys and girls, you see that corner over there, forget about it, cut the track and skip those things!" "You see that table top jump right there, skip that too, go around, you'll make better time." "Class dismissed, let's grab a donut!!"


Posted by: TwinSpar---------------------

Does that ten speed go very fast when you peddle it backwards?


Posted by: slo' mo---------------------

Quote:
Originally posted by Julius Pleaser

New forum title: "Who Sucks?"

I'm not sure I can hit 225 in the next 2 weeks.

I'd like a shot at reaching maximum suckage in the Dunlap class.


What's really sad is I think my name would be next to each of those categories... :whiner:


Posted by: MX-727---------------------

Isn't the first week of October Elk season in OK?


Posted by: a454elk---------------------

You better lead me, I move faster than I look. You wouldn't happen be to be allergic to pepper spray would ya?


Posted by: TwinSpar---------------------

Quote:
Originally posted by MX-727
Isn't the first week of October Elk season in OK?


Yup! No permit required or bag limit either.


Posted by: a454elk---------------------

You Sallys think you're gonna bag you an Elk huh? I don't know which of you are worse, Twinny with the male blister problem or 727Flypaper with the high altitude batty syndrome. Go ahead, skin those smoke wagons and see what happens.


Posted by: Jaybird---------------------

We may need Shiftless' 4-wheeler to haul the carcus off the track.
Oppsss...I better hush, I have enough folks wanting a piece of me as it is.


Posted by: Dapper---------------------

Shin those smoke wagons?? What the ****!



Posted by: TwinSpar---------------------

Quote:
Originally posted by Dapper
Shin those smoke wagons?? What the ****!


He's from California...... so his lives vicariously through movies (a western in this case). About the only thing you can do is ignore him. I've tried flushing him a few times, but he won't go away.


Posted by: IrishEKU---------------------

Quote:
Originally posted by TwinSpar


He's from California...... so his lives vicariously through movies (a western in this case). About the only thing you can do is ignore him. I've tried flushing him a few times, but he won't go away.


Twinie,
The vent tube on top of your house is clogged, that's why you get that Elkarillo beck was in the bowl. Maybe that's Lou's problem with the leaky camode, some Elkarillo stuck in the seal?


Posted by: a454elk---------------------

Irish, you're almost like a brother to me so this shouldn't hurt you a bit. Get the hell outta the DW smacktalk forum, unless of course your sorry arse is gonna be there!

Thanks Jay, you just rounded out my target list to an even 4! You wanted me, well you got me! And I'm bringing Hell with me!


Posted by: MX-727---------------------

Elk, you are turning this into a safari. It's going to end up being an Elk hunt with over 200 permit holders. :flame:


Posted by: IrishEKU---------------------

MX-727,
I am filing mine for the 2003 season!

*Annoying little brother voice on*
Oh and Elk? (Pledging member of the Stirrer of the Pot fraternaty Sigma Tau, Pi) I would luv ya to autograph that pic of ya washing Twinnies bike!

*Annoying little brother voice off*


Posted by: TwinSpar---------------------

Tell you what Irish... I'll get Elkster to do a provacative pose (while clad in a pink tutu) over the fender of my 426, snap a picture (no matter how badly it damages the camera), have him sign the pict, seal it with a lipstick enhanced kiss, and send it out to you!


Posted by: IrishEKU---------------------

Twin,
That would be perfect!


Phillip


Posted by: IrishEKU---------------------

BTW,
Don't hurt your hand spankin' him on the track!

(Elk, you may think of me as your bro, but I can't help but beat a dead horse!)

Bro, ya gonna live!
Phillip

P.S. Can't wait to hear the stories!


Posted by: MX-727---------------------

Quote:
Originally posted by IrishEKU
P.S. Can't wait to hear the stories!


Sorry, this is a top secret mission. Only people in attendance will have the proper security clearance.


Posted by: a454elk---------------------

Right here and over here too I'm kinda gettin the feelin that I've got more boggies then are present on the screen.


Posted by: Rooster---------------------

Hey Elk! Were you one of those kids that walked up to a hornets nest and smacked it with a stick or something?


Posted by: Jaybird---------------------

Hell hath no fury like that of an Elk scorned.

LOL....Bring it on, Ponch!


Posted by: a454elk---------------------

Yeah baby, it's the Turdbird against the mighty Elk!


Posted by: Senior KX Rider---------------------

Love the new sig line elk :thumb:


Posted by: Papakeith---------------------

I don't know how, but sombody got footage of Papakeith and BigLou at DW2K2 already Lookit----->


Posted by: TwinSpar---------------------

LMFAO!

That is priceless! I can't wait to see the rest of the series. :thumb:


Posted by: biglou---------------------

Hey, no fair! I got square wheels! (I guess that would make them Squares?)


Posted by: XRpredator---------------------

(just ducking in for a minute)

PK, that animation is almost up to Predcasso standards! I see my lessons to you are paying off.


Posted by: IrishEKU---------------------

LOL PK!

Damn that is hard to do, my nick name is PK!(Explination to those that ask. First inital: P; Phillip. Second Inital: K; Kelleher)
You go Guy!

Phillip
P.S. (P.K. that doesn't want to be confused with a member that has the from me!


Posted by: Papakeith---------------------

OK, for those that may be interested, I found the rest of the scenes from our future race. I spliced them together, and the final release can be found here .


Posted by: a454elk---------------------




Posted by: biglou---------------------

Oh, my, gawd! I notice you did get an accurate representation of my "unibrow" ! :scream:


Posted by: IrishEKU---------------------




Posted by: TwinSpar---------------------

:thumb:


Posted by: JuliusPleaser---------------------

:thumb:


Posted by: _SOLO_---------------------




Posted by: Jaybird---------------------

I just wanted to let you guys with spodliosis know that I have been watching Cooperland video over and over again. I have my lines picked out and I know Just where I want to park each of my nemisis'.
I have even figured out where I'm going to pull my "Bubba arm pump" stunt whilst I wait on ya.




Posted by: VintageDirt---------------------

I'm ne mnoho of jeden člen posádky bobů , aby ne JÁ vŘdŘt Dovedu kopnutˇ celek of tvůj zadek jít s duchem času zbavit koho czecoslovakian cisterna. A nejen aby , aby ne Dovedu cvičení jeden drzý překladatel aby JÁ spočívat na člen určitý internovaná osoba. Ono být příčinou jeden dokonalý komický dešifrování -li tebe couvat ono bek jinak.


Posted by: Jaybird---------------------

There is no need to cuss, VD...you aint on my list!


Posted by: a454elk---------------------

What the heck!!??:scream: I love you too VD!!


Posted by: VintageDirt---------------------

Mne a má CZ 380 vůle být špatně od žaludku celek of tebe painsies do chvění se hníst jíl of 3sgprézod have been dopravovat autem dřevo. Na mou duši my vůle. Asi tolik tam opice zadek. Po výtce tebe los boy.


Posted by: a454elk---------------------

&(&()*&*&%%^$$#%$!!@!!@#$#%^&():thumb: That's Elk for, "I'll take a grass sammy on wheat!"


Posted by: VintageDirt---------------------

Činit ne houpat jestliže ne tebe potřeba až k formovat , tebe zadek jáma čmuchal.


Posted by: Rich Rohrich---------------------

Quote:
Originally posted by VintageDirt
Činit ne houpat jestliže ne tebe potřeba až k formovat , tebe zadek jáma čmuchal.


Easy for you to say. :scream:


Posted by: Jeff Gilbert---------------------

I see VD is talking trash again.


Posted by: a454elk---------------------

That ain't funny VD, knock it off man!


Posted by: VintageDirt---------------------

Kousat mne paroh dítě! :flame:


Posted by: a454elk---------------------

La la la la la, I'm not listening....You're freakin me out.:scream:


Posted by: Rooster---------------------

Yes, this speaking in tongues is somewhat unsettling. That new Mexico heat must be getting to him........now, if you see him walking along, and bushes suddenly burst into flames, run!


Posted by: IrishEKU---------------------

RoosteR13! :thumb:


Posted by: motohead00---------------------

With all the Smack Talkin' between Jaybird and Elk and since we will be in Oklahoma, I thought I would see how the spirits of these animals compared. I am not some native indian or cult type person, I just thought it might be interesting. They are from this website Animal Spirits: Click Here

Elk's Wisdom Includes: Stamina. Strength. Sensual passion. Honoring those of your gender. Ability to pace oneself in tasks

Jay's Wisdom Includes: Understanding how to use power wisely. Warning. Courage. Ability to check on future trouble spots. Keen sight. Messenger of secrets and omens. Shape-shifting. Link between the dark, unseen world and the world of light. Comfort with shadow self. Moon magic. Freedom

It looks like the battle is shaping up in Jaybird's favor. Good luck guys!


Posted by: Jeff Gilbert---------------------

Quote:
Originally posted by motohead00
With all the Smack Talkin' between Jaybird and Elk and since we will be in Oklahoma, I thought I would see how the spirits of these animals compared. I am not some native indian or cult type person, I just thought it might be interesting. They are from this website Animal Spirits: Click Here

Elk's Wisdom Includes: Stamina. Strength. Sensual passion. Honoring those of your gender. Ability to pace oneself in tasks

Jay's Wisdom Includes: Understanding how to use power wisely. Warning. Courage. Ability to check on future trouble spots. Keen sight. Messenger of secrets and omens. Shape-shifting. Link between the dark, unseen world and the world of light. Comfort with shadow self. Moon magic . Freedom

It looks like the battle is shaping up in Jaybird's favor. Good luck guys!

I think Jay's got one thing against him, Moon magic It will be a new moon at DW


Posted by: motohead00---------------------

I was wondering about that whole Elk and "honoring those of you gender" thing. Please say it ain't so Elk!


Posted by: Jaybird---------------------

LOL...the "shape-shifting" thing has me worried! I'm hoping that means I can "effectively lean through the berms", and not "wadding myself up in a ball"!

And Elk, no matter how friendly we get...I AINT KISSIN' NO GUYS!
(I will wait on you at the finish line for a high-five though)


Posted by: a454elk---------------------

Alrighty then! Let's get some things straight. I ain't gonna hug no one, unless of course it's Twinny when I have to pick him up. Next, my shape loving friend, here's one for you, The only shape shifting Jay is gonna do is to shift his pear shape into that tight tutu!!


Posted by: MX-727---------------------

Here's some useful links to information that will be VERY useful at DirtWeek:

Ambush

Notice the quote under the picture: The first step in setting up any ambush for a bull elk is getting him to answer your bugles so you can pinpoint his position and the most likely route he will take to investigate your calling.

Does that sound like anyone we know?

Another Link:

No help even needed

Again, a relevant quote: Even after you've run forward from your initial close-range calling position you can still make the bull think you are farther away than you actually are by toning down the volume and calling away from him.

Imagine Elk thinking he has a chance as you pull away and the volume of your bike becomes fainter and fainter.


And the final result:

Victory!

:flame:


Posted by: a454elk---------------------

:scream: Victory?!?! I think I'm gonna be sick.

MXFlypaper, shouldn't you be flying people around right now instead of flinging poop!!


Posted by: MX-727---------------------

That's it? That's the best you've got? :flame:


Posted by: a454elk---------------------

Short of gettin nuked, yes! You're #3 on my list anyway stinky, but I'll still have some whoop*** left over in my can for you too.


Posted by: MX-727---------------------

I'd almost forgot about your little China Syndrome incident.

1 Week


Posted by: TwinSpar---------------------

Quote:
Originally posted by MX-727
That's it? That's the best you've got? :flame:


It was so weak, I just had to nuke the sucker. Surely the overgrown heffer can do better than that!

Come on Bessy! I know you have better in your arsenal of pointy verbal sticks. What's the matter? Grumpy cause you didn't get milked this morning? Better check than can again.... It appears to be full of excrement, just like you!


Posted by: motohead00---------------------

Look out Elk! Looks like the defication has definitely hit the ventilation!


Posted by: a454elk---------------------

Holy Batsh** Robin!:scream: He came outta the corner screaming like a 3rd grade girl who found the spider in her book! Glad to see you joined our little party again, I got tired of swating MXfly. Quit nuking my posts you Texas turd! You and the fly are made for each other cause there's always a fly hanging around a pile of poop!


Posted by: MX-727---------------------

Quote:
Originally posted by a454elk
there's always a fly hanging around a pile of poop!


And who do you suppose that pile of poop would be? :flame:


Posted by: TwinSpar---------------------

Elk "the two flush turd" of course!


Posted by: a454elk---------------------

Quote:
Originally posted by MX-727


And who do you suppose that pile of poop would be? :flame:


TWINNY you idiot!! I thought you were smart. Take off your headset cause it's squeezing your grape too much!

Twinkle, I heard you picked a 2 pound booger and your head collapsed!


Posted by: TwinSpar---------------------

Quote:
Originally posted by a454elk

Twinkle, I heard you picked a 2 pound booger and your head collapsed!


BeanBoy... my boogers have a higher IQ than you do! Wanna eat some and see if they will smarten you up a bit? Lick this stamp , Vato!!!


Posted by: TwinSpar---------------------

Quote:
Originally posted by a454elk
You're #3 on my list anyway stinky....


Rainbow Randolph,

Now that your list is growing daily, do you have your 4 year old helping with the complex mathmatics of writing numbers bigger than five and managing simple lists.


Posted by: a454elk---------------------

Stick it in your ear Twinkle!


Posted by: TwinSpar---------------------

Quote:
Originally posted by a454elk
Stick it in your ear...


I heard that's what your hair dresser (Jose) tried to do to you!


Posted by: a454elk---------------------

It was Juan, and I told him a firm, "NO"


Posted by: TwinSpar---------------------

Quote:
Originally posted by a454elk
It was Juan, and I told him a firm, "NO"


.... but in your mind you were thinking "yeth, Yeth, YETH!"


Posted by: a454elk---------------------

*Elk's voice echoing*

"It's true, it's true, Twinny does have sh** for brains, thanks for getting me nuked!"



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