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Posted by: MONKEYMOUSE---------------------
These are good...........
So you think you're having a bad day?
There was a case in one hospital's Intensive Care ward where patients
always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11 A. M.,
regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some
even thought that it had something to do with the supernatural. No one
could
solve the mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11 A. M. on Sundays.
So a Worldwide team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause
of the incidents. The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11 A. M.,
all doctors and nurses nervously wait outside the ward to see for
themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding
wooden crosses, prayer books and other holy objects to ward off the evil
spirits.
Just when the clock struck 11... Pookie Johnson, The part-time Sunday
sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so
that he could use the vacuum cleaner.
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Having a Bad Day? The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the
Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of
the most expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild
amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a
killer whale ate them both.
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Still think you are having a bad day? A woman came home to find her
husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy,
with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle.
Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a
handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he
had been happily listening to his Walkman.
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STILL think you're having a bad day? Two animal rights protesters were
protesting the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn,
Germany.
Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken
fence, stampeding madly. The two hopeless protesters were trampled to 
death.
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What?! STILL having a bad day?
Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb.
It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was the
bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits. :scream:
There now, feeling better? :confused:
Posted by: Jeff Allen---------------------
Nice ones MM, especially the return to sender one. 
Posted by: Jeff Gilbert---------------------
My day suddenly seems better :thumb:
Posted by: bluerider125---------------------
ya, gotta pay postage on those things...
good ones, Mr. Mouse! :confused:
Posted by: MrLuckey---------------------
I like the walkman one best 
Posted by: IrishEKU---------------------
Posted by: splatt---------------------
Good ones but my day still sucks. Thanks for the laugh though.
Steve
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