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Posted by: Boodac---------------------

You have got to be kidding!!

Some of these people in the Bay area are nuts.

http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.c...28/BA137000.DTL

Posted by: Farmer John---------------------

Quote:

Originally posted by Boodac
Some of these people in the Bay area are nuts.

Some??

Posted by: MrLuckey---------------------

That is hilarious in a 'shake your head' kinda way

Posted by: Ol'89r---------------------

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Boodac
[B] Some of these people in the Bay area are nuts.

Isn't that one of the requirements to live there?

Posted by: mdkuder---------------------

I say we never go back, there are five races in CA anyway I think that there are other states that would like to have their slot.

Posted by: TMax---------------------

"People are going to be breathing this dirt."

Maybe they ought to try "breathing" from the bottom side of the pile...

Where is Tony Soprano when you need him. ;-)

TMax

Posted by: Kawidude---------------------

I saw a local news report about this two days after the event. I just hope this isn't enough to prevent them from coming back next year. They sold 40,000 seats, so hopefully it won't be an issue.

Some of us who live in the Bay Area shake our heads at other people who live in the Bay Area.

Posted by: MikeT---------------------

Oh, NOOOOOO..... Death by DIRT!!!!

"Our concern was that this is unidentified dirt," Maxwell said. "People are going to be breathing this dirt."

:scream: :scream: :scream: :scream:

Posted by: whyzee---------------------

Quote:

Originally posted by TMax
"People are going to be breathing this dirt."

Maybe they ought to try "breathing" from the bottom side of the pile...
Where is Tony Soprano when you need him. ;-)
TMax

Ditto!
Gomer said you would have your moments.

Posted by: TMax---------------------

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Originally posted by 96whyzee125

Ditto!
Gomer said you would have your moments.

Gomer... Who is Gomer???

TMax

Posted by: slo' mo---------------------

man, I wish they had that problem here. I'd let them dump the dirt on my place.

Posted by: whyzee---------------------

Quote:

Originally posted by TMax
Gomer... Who is Gomer???
TMax

I don't know, that’s not a mathematical question.

Posted by: TMax---------------------

Quote:

Originally posted by 96whyzee125

I don't know, that’s not a mathematical question.

So what does 0+Gomer=?

Hint, just a bigger ZERO. <LOL>

Gomer must be working hard... Oh, what am I saying. He turned his computer off again and had to call a technician to come and work on it. Last time he was offline for two weeks.

Hey, when did Raleigh NC become part of Sweden? Damn Carolinians... Are you one of those Al Kinda people that I keep reading about in the news? Don't want anyone to know where you live?

TMax

Posted by: High Lord Gomer---------------------

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Hint, just a bigger ZERO.

THAT means a lot coming from a guy who's butt cheeks flap in his rear spokes!

Quote:

had to call a technician

I guess riding a YT mandates that you become technically self sufficient!

BTW, I live wherever I park. :o

Posted by: canucklehead---------------------

Man, you guys picked up all the fun quotes from the story that I was gonna use.
"Our concern was that this is unidentified dirt," Maxwell said. "People are going to be breathing this dirt."

Great googily moogily. What a bunch of wierdos...

Dave

Posted by: TMax---------------------

At least I don't get monkey butt when I ride... The spokes toughen up those cheeks!

Now your cheeks... Since there are children out here I think it would be inappropriate to discuss how you toughen up...

Gomer, do you still use dirt to lube your chain? Seems there is 400+ truck loads of chain lube looking for a home...

TMax

Posted by: High Lord Gomer---------------------

What would I do with all of that chain lube?!?

Posted by: Pantaz---------------------

Why not just put it back where it came from??

Posted by: limitless---------------------

"And we have some environmental concerns about where the dirt comes from."

Ought ohh get the greenies, we need to outlaw dirt! Or at least make some laws about the dirts emmisions of led and other dangours elements and minerals... We just can't have all of this earth sitting around, we need to dispose of it for the saftey of the public.

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
"DON'T eat the dirt, it could be contaminated!"

Posted by: txvintage---------------------

What  relief, for a minute I was afraid Wes had wandered out of the house with out his meds.......... :confused:

Posted by: Boodac---------------------

Ol89er maybe they can bring the dirt to your pad so we can make a track?

Posted by: jjcobra99---------------------

That's not even funny! Do you all know how dangerous unidentified dirt is, especially if you breathe it?

Seriously though, hearing/reading stuff like that makes my blood boil. How ridiculous can people get?

Posted by: limitless---------------------

I'm with ya cobra, it's truley amazing that this kind of stupidity still exist in america!

Posted by: hoosierf---------------------

That dirt has been Kalifornicated. Let's do what we've always done...send it to Nevada.

Posted by: treefinder---------------------

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And we have some environmental concerns about where the dirt comes from

There are some pretty stupid quotes in there, but keep in mind that Dirt Wurx apparently had big problems finding dirt for the race that was not contaminated.

All your topsoil are belong to us!

Posted by: Patman---------------------

Good gosh, just don't go back there! A1, A2, A3 & SF? WAY to may races in that part of the world and way too many idiots trying to come up with moronic reasons to shut down our sport. Bring the events to places where people appriciate the event and are not afraid of DIRT! :silly: Unidentified dirt? Look if it was dirt from Love Canal maybe they could cry a little but it's not like they bring in dirt from the east coast.

Did anybody think of all the unidentified AIR that comes into SF from across the Pacific? Air from Russia? Air from who knows where!? :scream: Somebody tell them to hold their breath until we get a sample analyzed!!!!

Posted by: roosteater---------------------

Quote:

Originally posted by Patman
Did anybody think of all the unidentified AIR that comes into SF from across the Pacific? Air from Russia? Air from who knows where!? :scream: Somebody tell them to hold their breath until we get a sample analyzed!!!!

Has anyone besides me been to San Francisco? It's the homeless capital of the world. There are homeless people EVERYWHERE. Funny...these people that are so concerned about "breathing dirt" don't seem to complain nearly as much about having to breathe in the URINE-saturated air of their own stinking city. Go there sometime and you'll know what I'm talking about. Walk the streets of downtown San Francisco and you'll gag. Oh...they do a good job of keeping the homeless out of the tourist areas like the Wharf, Ghardelli Square, etc., but the downtown area and financial district reek with the stench of human waste.

Posted by: Rattletrap'83CR480---------------------

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"Our concern was that this is unidentified dirt," Maxwell said. "People are going to be breathing this dirt."

Now, I don't know about those idiots in San Francisco, but we here in the North Bay breathe "AIR". And man, you sure are right about the heavy, ungent aroma of homeless urine in the City. All I want to do when I go there is to turn right around and go home. BTW, the average person ingests appriximately 2 lbs. of DIRT every year, so what in the heck are they complaining about. Also, the area that PAC BELL and those residents are living on is ALL landfill (dirt that was carted in from areas other than San Francisco). It's just the SF attitude. They aren't happy unless they're complaining about something.

RatTrap:thumb:

Posted by: ktmboy---------------------

Man, all the liberal whackos and cry-babys here in Cali always get all the press, so the rest of you bozos across this great country of ours forget that there are still many normal people still living in this state. It's such a great place to live that many of us aren't willing to give it up to these morons just yet!

Besides, what would you have us all do, move to your town?

:confused:

And if you don't live here you probably don't realize that there are really two Californias: Southern California, and Northern (Communist) Kalifornia! To my dirtbiking brethren that live north of Santa Barbara I say, I'm truly sorry, but hang in there! You guys are like plants, or infiltrators, placed there in order to break up the commie north.

BTW: Too much SX in Cali? As long as they're filling the stadiums here it'll stay here! Besides, you guys get most of the Nationals!

Posted by: JPIVEY---------------------

Quote:

Originally posted by Patman

Did anybody think of all the unidentified AIR that comes into SF

Hell no, they're still trying to identify the species that inhabit the area, however they are looking real close at the planet anis, it's mostly ice and gas NO DIRT

Posted by: MikeT---------------------

Due to growing enviormental concerns the EPA has classified a newly discovered BIOHAZARD and determined that before proceeding outside, any dirt (soil) humans come incontact with must be analyized. During the EPA's research on this alarming subject, the EPA has concluded that the soil (dirt) outside may contain some if not all of the following:

1. decomposed plant life (or death)
2. rocks
3. sand
4. dirt
5. bugs, worms, and other creepy crawly things (yuk!)
6. dead animals
7. uneaten McDonalds Big Macs
8. more dirt
9. dust
10. grass
11. crud
12. and all sorts of other things that fall on the ground that your Mother told you not to put in your mouth.

Please be warned that severe injury may ocurr if you come in contact with this newly classified BIOHAZARD! Please keep watching your local news as we finish compiling our report on what to do if you actually do become contaminated.

Posted by: MX-727---------------------

It's things like this that remind me just how much I don't miss Kalifornia.

Natalie, it's not too late to change your name to GetMocha

Posted by: A-RustyDemon---------------------

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"Our concern was that this is unidentified dirt," Maxwell said. "People are going to be breathing this dirt."

This is not the way to deal with the neighbors, by keeping them in the dark," said Shirley Moore, 53, who lives on Ignacio Street. "And we have some environmental concerns about where the dirt comes from." :scream:

These comments come from people who probably call Chemlawn to spray pesticides and herbicides on their lawns/dirt.. And think nothing of it. Ooh My GAWD...! look Stanly It's DIRT!! Not know Shirley I'm spraying Round-Up to kill these here weeds.

Posted by: whyzee---------------------

Ya know, that whole crowd down on Ignacio St. is a bunch of troublemakers. The one time they had a walk off with the folks over on Los Altos Lane, that was an ugly mess. I say the next time we have a block party we don't invite them. And Shirley Moore, don't even get me started about her. :flame:

Posted by: JPIVEY---------------------

Quote:

Originally posted by MX-727

Natalie, it's not too late to change your name to GetMocha

Or, GETMETHEHELLOUTAHERE

Posted by: WoodsRider---------------------

Isn't it against the law to flatulate in California unless you have a catalytic converter permanently attached to your sphincter?

Posted by: Shaw520---------------------

'Unidentified Dirt' 

 How dare they dump that stuff here,...Now,... if it where homeostatic soil organisms, that contain the proper strains lactobacillus acidophilus, with naturally occuring enzymes, to help maintain proper digestive microflora,...well heck then,.....sprinkle some of that dirt on your wheaties! :silly:

Posted by: CAL---------------------

Quote:

Originally posted by WoodsRider
Isn't it against the law to flatulate in California unless you have a catalytic converter permanently attached to your sphincter?

Whew!  Glad I live in KY!  :flame:

Posted by: 99CR125OK---------------------

Beavis voice on
"He He......He said flatulate.....He He"
Beavis voice off

Sorry couldn't resist

Posted by: MikeT---------------------

Hey, I cleaned off my dirtbike and got dirt on my hand. Should I call poison control and have it checked out?

Posted by: JPIVEY---------------------

Quote:

Originally posted by Shaw520

if it where homeostatic soil organisms, that contain the proper strains lactobacillus acidophilus, with naturally occuring enzymes, to help maintain proper digestive microflora

damn, now I'm going to have nightmares, all these little critters chasing me thru the desert trying to get me

Thanks Shaw

Posted by: ktmboy---------------------

Quote:

Originally posted by WoodsRider
Isn't it against the law to flatulate in California unless you have a catalytic converter permanently attached to your sphincter?

That would be in the coastal zones only. According to AQMD rules the desert areas are exempt from these much stricter guidelines, and fall under the 'baffles only' law!

Posted by: Boodac---------------------

Quote:
Originally posted by WoodsRider
Isn't it against the law to flatulate in California unless you have a catalytic converter permanently attached to your sphincter?

Now theres an idea that may sale like the old Pet Rocks of yesteryears. Charcoal lined underpants for capturing personal emmisions from excaping into the atmosphere. I bet these puppies would sale like hotcakes especially if the Calif. Air Quality Management District would required it as State Law. By Joe I think I have something here.

Posted by: geremacheks---------------------

I'm a little slow, but I finally identified where that dirt came from.

It's called EARTH.

Posted by: Glitch---------------------

Boodac, my history teacher has that idea too, only better. He thinks there should be a little pouch in your underwear to hold a packet of crushed up charcoal and some flower scents. That way, when you flatulate, the charcoal sucks up the smell, and the pressure from the fart pushes out fresh smelling flower scent. He also has a disgusting idea of how to solve monkey butt. There are anti-persperent deoterants for the armpits, why not for the behind. Just get a little anti-persperent stick and problem solved, except your gonna need to clean it off after every use.

Posted by: ktmboy---------------------

I had heard that there was a company that actually manufactured a charcoal filled butt pillow for your chair, and that they actually work!

Posted by: JPIVEY---------------------

Quote:

Originally posted by Glitch

That way, when you flatulate, the charcoal sucks up the smell, and the pressure from the fart pushes out fresh smelling flower scent.

Now how the heck ya gonna know if it was a good one or not, You know half the fun of ripping one is watching your buddy hanging out the truck window casping for air or the kids laughing so hard they're crying, but the best one of all is your wife can't call you a pig cause she's affaid to inhale

Nope, keep the baffles and I'll do my best to keep them under 96db

Posted by: Boodac---------------------

See I knew it was just a matter of time before someone stole my idea

Posted by: geremacheks---------------------

Actually, you can fart-u-late all you want in Southern Culi-fornia without any heavy metal attachtments on you sphincter (or your hemaroids for that matter). Culi's NMDA decided that was, indeed, an inhumane practice, this is the same organization that mandated stainless steel muzzels on all Boston Terriers, and once tried to mandate rain clouds in Death Valley, with some initial success.

However, it's a different matter with dairy cows and farm stock in the land of Culi. Soon all cows will have lightweight port-a-lets on their tails with battery powered vacume tubes to take care of flatulence and all unidentified dirt. And since Culi-fornia is a leader in weird technology and stealing water rights, soon to be coming to a farm near you.

Posted by: Shaw520---------------------

I cant even believe this is something that warrants this much discusion,..!!!!

Posted by: ktmboy---------------------

It's not: we just don't know when to stop!

Posted by: JPIVEY---------------------

Stop what ????

Posted by: ktmboy---------------------

Stop posting! It's this DRNitis thingy.

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