

Had a great time riding. Thanks to PapaKeith, Squeaky Girl and Treejumper for the introductions to the group. Trig, I wish I could have hung around Sunday to see you scratch up that tank. :thumb:

I'll do one later as i have to go unload the bike before it storms. Its getting dark outside but i'm glad the rain held off til today.
O, tape is going in the mail and if anyone else wants a copy, just PM or email me at totlxtc@csonline leaving your name and address. The helmet camera footage cuts out just after the boulder BS at the top of Howe hill. So sorry Dave it doesnt have your trials bike show. Good thing is it doesnt have my faceplant into the dirt either.
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[ PK, tell Squeaky great minds must think alike! [/B]
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Then we took a lunch break…
Papa had told me about this hill before, but he told me they always went up it. We were going down it. This hill is the longest, rockiest down hill in all of Paragon and I DID IT!!!!! I didn’t make it down in one shot, I fell a couple times, stalled a couple more, but I finally made it down. That was exciting in and of itself! Then we took on the water! I had never gone through more than puddles before, I was pretty nervous about it. The first water crossing was a river…everyone had gone through, except me and RM_Guy…he talked me through it and I made it about halfway through before killing my bike and almost falling over. Luckily Papa was there to catch my bike so I didn’t drown it! He brought my bike the rest of the way through that…The next crossing was a mud puddle…everyone went through again with little to no problems. I took the wrong way and ended up taking a mud bath! I got the bike going again and got myself out of that one! We had a few more crossings that I made it through no problem. But, I have to say the most amusing part of the day was when Trigger did a bunny hop off of a hill right into a pond! I could’ve cried I was laughing so hard…after we all knew he was ok that is. Everyone else went around the pond but he had to go in it. By the time we had crossed our fifth or sixth river/pond/mud puddle everyone was getting pretty worn down, so back up Turtle Hill we went. Papa, Trigger and I let everyone else go ahead since I needed a bit of a break. Then we were on our way up. I only fell/stalled twice the entire way up! What an accomplishment!
Can you believe they've never heard of a flaming marshmallow? Well they do now but my plan backfired as i fell victim to it.
They learned (along with the rest of the camp) why i say "I hate Rabbits" while sitting around a campfire. 12:15 am arrived and everyone headed off to bed. Meanwhile since i cant sleep if consuming beer (dont ask me why as i dont know) but i wound up being awake til 4:30 am and up at 6:30am with the rest of the camp.
While the beginner group was playing in the sandpit OffroadWarrior and LoriKTM played on the steeper hill climbs. I follow Dave up this semi big but steep hill only to findout we had to go back down the hill. I replied with "I dont go down hills, only up them." I proceed to find a easier way back down with no luck. So Lori comes up the hill and i follow her down a less steep hill but curvy one that Dave found for us. After some more climbs we head back for lunch.
Needless to say i hadnt even seen the worst ST yet! I proceed to hook up the Helmet camera only to findout i left the battery pack for it in the truck, i forgot alot of things that weekend. We head back in the afternoon so OffroadWarrior could take out his Trials bike. I hangout with SqueakyGirl while PK goes for a spin.
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. It was great fun riding with Dave and Lori, I would ride with them again any time, very good riders! Tirgger man was a riot aiming that M1 A1 Abrams XT tank at anything that looked wet or nasty. I was nervous at one point we were in the vally and lots of deep mud and the Trigger man was on my 6, lucky for me either he was mercyfull or the XT lacked the agility or brake power to out menuver my trusty WR as I was sure to block the inside line and accelearate sharply by the puddels
. The XT did a gret impression of a boomer class sub (pictures to be posted when I dl the camera) and Trigger even showed us it could be used as a chipper shreder and log splitter, I swear he was hung up on dead trees for like 3 minutes and just kept pulling lumber out from under the bike.
YEAHYEAHYEAH!!!!!!
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. I,,,,, I love you Blue! Sniff, sniff.
At least I know I'll never let him ride my bike. Seriuosly though I'm glad that almost everyone had a good time. I know that 50+ miles of singletrack will keep me happy for another week.
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Originally posted by eugeneorange I don’t remember the trail numbers or names, but you know which ones right?, the cool ones. (I hear you laughing Scooter) eugeneorange - “The Crazy Check” (actually Slovak, almost the same) |
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Originally posted by WoodsRider The way Dan Joseph was checking out my butt on Saturday I was getting nervous.
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We arrived about 9:30, got unloaded and signed in. We were a little slow getting geared up, and a couple groups had taken off riding already. PapaKeith mentioned that a group of beginners were going out, I decided to tag along. After all, it was my first ride of the season, and I had all weekend to beat myself up. We cruised around some easier trails and did a few little hill climbs in the morning. TreeJumper and I tried to find an easier line back down a hill that my husband led us up, but in the end we crawled our way back down a loose rock hill. All the while, Scooter is out and about with the camera of his, taking pictures of everyone. Thanks Dan! The photos look great! After some lunch we headed back out for some single track. We made our way to the trail area without incident, but shortly after we started on the track Squeakygirl decided this wasn't her cup of tea yet. So she and Papa headed back for some easier terrain. Scooter took the rest of us on a great tour of some classic Paragon single track. Sorry, I can't mention where it is, because it's off property limits and if I told ya I'd have to shoot ya. :confused: The singletrack dumped out on a powerline area with a spectacular view of the valley. Worth the few hairy rock gardens to get to it! We made our way back, and met up with dirtybikr and Woodsrider, and rode some more singletrack until I ran out of water and requested a trip back to camp. It was getting late in the afternoon anyway, and I didn't hear too many complaints about heading back.
Muddy, rock-strewn gardens were the norm on these trails, culminating in a rocky, twisty little stream crossing leading to a short but steep right-hand uphill. A little too much throttle spun my bike to the ground, but it was enough to get over the hill. Eugene and friends were there to help with the bike, and the others yet to make it across. "This is the last of it" he says. (yeah, I've heard THAT before!) But, true to his word we were back on a logging road and to the pipeline after that. A stop at Trail #19, where OffRoadWarrior played on the giant rocks with the trials bike. Trigger decided his XT could do that too, and went out and proved that it couldn't.
Papakeith, not to be outdone, took his CR500 through the same boulders, all the way to the top! (Way to go!) Unfortunately, the way back down wasn't so smooth, and he dropped the bike near the bottom. We headed back to the parking area, as it was starting to get late and most wanted to get a head start back home.
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...oh well! I love the heading "A bunch of clowns" that's great! I feel like one of the guys now!
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Originally posted by DANIEL JOSEPH What can I say. There's just something about a man in purple tights and a skirt that turns me on
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Originally posted by JasonJ Ok campers, turns out I get some web space with my cabel account, I scratched a quick page out in Word (yuk) but its got some of the better pics on it including Trigger and Lori's water woes . |

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Originally posted by Papakeith Wait, I take that back, lets make fun of Woodspuppy and his lavender shorts anyway! |
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Originally posted by scooter1130 Dave,(not you RMguy) sorry I missed you Sunday. i figured maybe you left early, but give me a call and we will get together for a ride sometime soon. Sorry if it sounded like I was cutting the phone call short the other day, but I was still working at the time, which usually isn't a problem, but this customer was giving me dirty looks since I was talking on the phone about motorcycles, while I was fixxing his refigerator......some people just don't understand, its an addiction. Time to start planning the next one |
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You'll see that on the tape which should be at your house by time you get home today.
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Originally posted by Papakeith Wait, I take that back, lets make fun of Woodspuppy and his lavender shorts anyway! |
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Originally posted by Tree jumper Nice Tree Squeaky! Now i'll just have to teach you how to "Jump" over them.
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Originally posted by Tree jumper Now that hurts! Actually i thought i'd teach you the proper way from the start but if you really want to go "into" them first, we can do that.
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Originally posted by SqueakyGirl HAHAHA!!!!! Great video footage BTW....I can't wait to show Rob! |
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Originally posted by jmics19067 great pics! I envisioned a crying cowboy with his side arm out putting his wounded steed out of misery for the shot of the xr on its side. |
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Originally posted by WoodsRider Listen up Papacarnage, between you a Dan J. I'm going to bring the heavy-duty duct tape next time I ride with either of you. |
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Originally posted by scooter1130 RM_guy, Just looking for an update on how the arm is doing Dan |
. You actually followed me up Turtle hill so that was cool to see me and big blue ripping a bit. Thanks again for the vid Chuck, your beers are on me next time an or your lunch!
, LOL, I herd it running out of gas while you were riding and I was like, the fuel petcok, turn the fuel petcok! It almost hurt my foot watching you kick it for like 2 mins.
I did a poker run the following weekend and only stalled it once in the woods and didnt have to touch the fuel screw at all. What can i say, the big pig dont like to go slow in the woods. 
) after the slow going on the morning you shot the tape, at wich time I became Triggers shadow and started jumping in every puddle I could find
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Originally posted by Tree jumper Jason, Funny how i didnt have to touch the fuel screw once on Dan's tour of the woods with Lori and Dave. !
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Originally posted by Papakeith We don't have to worry about Duct tape. . . Lavender Woods needs to stay at a hotel. He won't be near the campground! |
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Originally posted by WoodsRider When you learn to ride then you can make fun of my shorts. As for the hotel I already explained it, but here it is one more time: The way you and Dan Joseph kept checking out my a$$ really freaked me out. I kept hearing dueling banjos playing in the background. |
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Originally posted by WoodsRider When you learn to ride then you can make fun of my shorts. |
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