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"Clash Of The Titans"

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Posted by: Okiewan---------------------

That's right boys and girls; this year we will introduce the (soon to be) coveted COTT Plaque.

The winner keeps the plaque for the next 365 days, giving them the power of smack over his competitor Titans. It's the America's Cup of Dirt...

When the following DirtWeek rolls around, the COTT will be handed over to me, to be awarded to the new (or repeating) COTT Winner. Who will it be this year? MommaKeith? BigLouise or the mighty midget XRPred? Who will take possession and be King of Smack? The big daddy... the big man?

COTT participants are elected throughout the year, prior to DirtWeek. This year, Big Lou, XR Pred and PapaKeith are in.


Posted by: biglou---------------------

I'm your huckleberry, right here.


Posted by: XRpredator---------------------

Huckleberry pancake, maybe. I got yer gum, since yer gonna need something to do . . .


Posted by: Jamir---------------------

out of my league!


Posted by: zio---------------------

I have a question- Is someone going to bring a scale? I'm all for Lou gettin special treatment, as he needs it. However, he just might not be in the double-century territory come DW. A "Titan" he ain't. If he gets beat, it'll just be sad.


Posted by: XRpredator---------------------

he will get beat. 'nuff said, don't be sad.


Posted by: Papakeith---------------------

Quote:
Originally posted by XRpredator
he will get beat. 'nuff said, don't be sad.

Agreed, oh imaginary friend! :confused:
But you too shall fall to my mighty roost!
You may as well put my name on the plaque and ship it to Lil' Rhody Okie. It's as good as mine


Posted by: Papakeith---------------------

and zio. . . size not withstanding, Lou is, has been, and always will be a titan!
Besides he's one of the few DRNers that I can thrash on a annual basis!


Posted by: Papakeith---------------------

So where is Lou?
He's been talking up a storm in the chat room.
"I'm a new man"
"I'm gonna lay a smack down on you"
*yawn*
Pipe down lou, and practice washing bikes. You need to be at your best when you have to wash mine after the race!


Posted by: biglou---------------------

<Self-imposed smack ban is OVER!>

Keith, I'm gonna whip you like a cheese omlet. And Pred? Pffft! Puh-leeez! Pred's gonna be the Idaho hash browns on the side.


Posted by: XRpredator---------------------

yer from Muzzurrah, right? Well, you guys say "show me"? I'll be showin' you my ass!


Posted by: Papakeith---------------------

that's the best you got?
I waited a month for that?

PK<====thoroughly unimpressed


Posted by: Milk---------------------

Is this the first grade? You three sound like a bunch of pig-tailed, schoolgirls.

You all nee to take lessons from Elk and TwinSpar and talk some real smack, not this sugar-coated BS.


Posted by: TwinSpar---------------------

Quote:
Originally posted by Milk
Is this the first grade? You three sound like a bunch of pig-tailed, schoolgirls.

You all nee to take lessons from Elk and TwinSpar and talk some real smack, not this sugar-coated BS.


Proper smack talk should overflow the forums as well as their personal email.&nbsp; Minimum requirements are 7 posts a day and 12 emails per contestant.&nbsp; There should also be plenty of picture hacks thrown in as well.

All in all.... I would have to say that these three are miserable failures at proper smackage.&nbsp; My guess is that they are all to big, fat, and slow to deal with the rigorous and rapid fire demands of trash talk!&nbsp;


Posted by: Papakeith---------------------

Sorry I haven't lived up to your expectations Twinklepuss.
But I respect Lou, and what he's trying to accomplish here. So it's tough to trashtalk him.
I admire his drive and desire to win. Even in the complete absense of any god given ability to complete the task at hand.
I won the first two COTT races, and I will win the third.
There ain't a whole lot to smack about.


Posted by: XRpredator---------------------

remember the X-factor, the dark horse, the unknown element . . .


Posted by: Papakeith---------------------

riiiiight.

Me thinks you've been living in isolation a bit too long there ET


Posted by: Milk---------------------

<Pred voice on> Hey PapaKeith! You smell and all of my toys are better than yours.!! I am soooo gonna beat you in this silly race Mister!<Pred voice off>


Posted by: TwinSpar---------------------

<PK voice on> Pred, my dolls are prettier than yours and I have a better dress collection.&nbsp; I don't smell... that's a mean thing to say.&nbsp; It's just my monthly visitor announcing itself. <PK voice off>


Posted by: Milk---------------------

<Lou voice on> Ladies, ladies, ladies! Whats the fishy smell I smell? Did someone steal my panties and wear them again??! I cant wait to see you two cream puffs at DW so I can blow you both away!! <Lou voice off>


Posted by: TwinSpar---------------------

<pred voice on>Your panties have holes in them. <pred voice off>


Posted by: Milk---------------------

<PK voice on> Hey!! Thats not fair!! Mine have holes in em too!! Cept I wear undies, but momma calls em panties! <PK voice off>


Posted by: XRpredator---------------------

grrrr . . . just you guys wait . . . grrrr


Posted by: Milk---------------------

<Lou voice on> GUYS!!!!!! A bear!! Help me!! <Lou voice off>


Posted by: TwinSpar---------------------

Quote:
Originally posted by XRpredator
grrrr . . . just you guys wait . . . grrrr


That IT? That was LAME!


Posted by: XRpredator---------------------

I don't talk the smack so much as I just SMACK!


Posted by: Milk---------------------

Quote:
Originally posted by TwinSpar


That IT? That was LAME!


<Pred voice on> TwinSpar, what do you mean that IT? You want more of me huh?

Ima squish you at DW!! <Pred voice off>


Posted by: biglou---------------------

This year, it's gonna be all "Lou Time". Every night when I go to bed, I'm thinking about it. Visualizing every section of the track and how I'm going to attack it. Also, when I'm running in the mornings, listening to very angry, grinding music, I'm thinking about it. Thinking about every detail of riding: Body position, throttle, gearbox selection, etc. As far as I'm concerned, it's mine to lose this year...

As for Pred: "X Factor", as in, "Hasn't ridden in weeks"? As in, "Rarely rides tracks"? As in, "Not gonna get there until Thursday afternoon so no chance to practice"? As in, "Gonna be riding on an unfamiliar bike"?

I'm just going to quietly board my bike. Quietly whoop some ass. Then quietly accept my COTT trophy and free bike washings from the terrible twins here...


Posted by: XRpredator---------------------

maybe you shouldn't be makin' them excuses for me, Lou. What are you gonna use when I beat your ass like a drum?


Posted by: MrLuckey---------------------

Pred spanking Louis <EEK> this is getting ugly!


Posted by: biglou---------------------

Uh, yeah. Keep your homo-erotic dreams outta this, Pred-a-tater...


Posted by: Papakeith---------------------

It's all a moot point anyway.
Neither one of these pantywastes have a chance in hell of beating me on the track


Posted by: XRpredator---------------------

*predator notes PK's qualifier, "on the track"


Posted by: Papakeith---------------------

If I had been talking about off the track I would've said Beating the Hell out of me, not "in hell of beating me"
anyway you slice it though, after the race I'll have two pitsallys ; One scrubbing the rims, and one yetti scrubbing the plastic.


Posted by: XRpredator---------------------

Elk and Twinspar are gonna wash your bike?


Posted by: Senior KX Rider---------------------

Quote:
Originally posted by MrLuckey
Pred spanking Louis <EEK> this is getting ugly!


Pardon me for asking but .............The COTT is a threesome........Won't PK feel left out while Pred and The Big one are doing their spanking thing



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