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Another Poll -- Hottest chick

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Posted by: XRpredator---------------------

Okay, for those not comfortable in their sexuality, here 'tis

well, you ladies can vote too . . .


Posted by: motohead00---------------------

Samantha... grrrr! I was hoping to vote for Jeanie, but Samantha was hot!


Posted by: WideOpen---------------------

i need to see some pictures


Posted by: rv6junkie---------------------

I can't beleive I clicked on this thread. I feel so used, so dirty...

Oh, that was the hottest guy thread.

I always had the hots for Marsha Brady. Boing!


Posted by: Jaybird---------------------

I didn't see where I could vote for Sharla, Nikki, Jenny, Natalie, Aimee, Carlos, or Gomer.

What's up wiff dat??  


Posted by: Jon K.---------------------

Quote:
Originally posted by motohead00
Samantha... grrrr! I was hoping to vote for Jeanie, but Samantha was hot!


Jeanie is STILL hot!


Posted by: Pokie---------------------

what's a hot chick???


Posted by: OnAnySunday---------------------

Dude!!!??? What up???!!!
A hottest chick list and no Rachel Welch?????

For shame! I scoff at you!


Posted by: Treejumper---------------------

Pokie,

Here's a what a hot chick is.

http://images4.fotki.com/v43/photos...enposter-vi.jpg


Posted by: JuliusPleaser---------------------

Samantha Stevens. . . :confused:

She got better looking with age.


Posted by: linusb---------------------

This is like a no-brainer (even though I mistakenly hit the wrong button! :o )

1: Partridge mom? Errr..no thanks.

2. Angie Dickinson. Not too bad in her hey day.

3. Samantha Stevens! :thumb: She was a babe, and possibly still is! And then add in the witchcraft factor... a few wiggles of the nose and there ain't no tellin what kind of freaky monkey sex that could create!!! Yeah, she get's my vote.

4 and 5. Sorry can't remember who they even were right now. Too busy still thinking about Sam.


Posted by: WaltCMoto---------------------

Ivoted for sam but I do dream of Jeanie, comoooon that jeany suit was HOT


Posted by: dirty~d~---------------------

Quote:
------------------------------------------------»
My mind is aglow with whirling, transient nodes of thought careening thru a cosmic vapor of invention!!

You should know better than to taunt my library -- Rich R, 10/24/03



Nice sig, Pred. LMAO!!!!!


Posted by: sfc crash---------------------

so anyway, speaking of hot chicks, and since my therapist is on vacation with no forwarding info, here's the story. so we'd been deployed for a few weeks( god help those poor souls like kav ) and away from beer and women. we're all grunts, you know, some of the skinny younger guys have nice lil butts ,and in the shower if ya squint ya can kinda pretend, but it aint the same as the real thing. anyway, we've got a new company coming online for follow on ops as we move on, we're standing formation and i look over at this new company formed up, about 100 feet away, we're formed up , so me being the PLT daddy i'm standing out front farther than my squad leaders. we're dissmissed and i walk right over to my 1 squad leader and say(about the same time he came to me to say the same thing) "did you see that cute lil brunett in the front rank, wow" "yeh" says he, a frogman by the way, he saw the light and came over from the corpse, anyway. we got to wondering, what, were they relieveing us with some MP unit or something. this required more information, we reconed over, the young cute brunett had her back to us, so i get to thinking, "i'm the big bad SFC so i'll ask this young, probably PFC cutie, what unit they were. so old SSG leitch and i present the proper military bearing and i say" troop! what unit are you from" around turns this 17 or 18 year old kid, male, with a no-go haircut and says"we're Bravo company Platoon sergeant" "i see" said i, ssg leitch and i looked at each other, walked away and never spoke of that moment again....ever!


Posted by: dirty~d~---------------------

Quote:
so anyway, speaking of hot chicks, and since my therapist is on vacation with no forwarding info, here's the story. so we'd been deployed for a few weeks( god help those poor souls like kav ) and away from beer and women. we're all grunts, you know, some of the skinny younger guys have nice lil butts ,and in the shower if ya squint ya can kinda pretend, but it aint the same as the real thing. anyway, we've got a new company coming online for follow on ops as we move on, we're standing formation and i look over at this new company formed up, about 100 feet away, we're formed up , so me being the PLT daddy i'm standing out front farther than my squad leaders. we're dissmissed and i walk right over to my 1 squad leader and say(about the same time he came to me to say the same thing) "did you see that cute lil brunett in the front rank, wow" "yeh" says he, a frogman by the way, he saw the light and came over from the corpse, anyway. we got to wondering, what, were they relieveing us with some MP unit or something. this required more information, we reconed over, the young cute brunett had her back to us, so i get to thinking, "i'm the big bad SFC so i'll ask this young, probably PFC cutie, what unit they were. so old SSG leitch and i present the proper military bearing and i say" troop! what unit are you from" around turns this 17 or 18 year old kid, male, with a no-go haircut and says"we're Bravo company Platoon sergeant" "i see" said i, ssg leitch and i looked at each other, walked away and never spoke of that moment again....ever!


Yikes, do you really want to share that story with these guys? You do realize that's a DANGEROUS thing to do... don't you??????


Posted by: linusb---------------------

SFC....LMFAO!!! I thought you were gonna say it was a female LT or CPT. Anyway, I hope you meat gazers stay in the infantry!


Posted by: BadgerMan---------------------

Quote:
some of the skinny younger guys have nice lil butts ,and in the shower if ya squint ya can kinda pretend


:scream:


Posted by: fender92883---------------------

I agree with BadgerMan on this one... :scream:


Posted by: BadgerMan---------------------

Yeah, I would hope to find that the floor of that shower is littered with bars of soap!

:scream: :scream:


Posted by: mdkuder---------------------

Salma Hayek the one's on your list are at least a hundred!


Posted by: Smit-Dog---------------------

I don't know about Angie - Sure, she was numero uno with Frank and the boys, but was her tush really all the rage back in the '60s? I gotta give this one to Britney...

http://www.nypost.com/entertainment/brit.htm/

For real magic, think Jeannie and Bewitched...


Posted by: jeffd---------------------

Sheesh - No Dawn Wells? Gilligan's Island (Mary Ann). Ginger was too trampy. Mary Ann was hott!

Barbara Eden should have made the list too.


Posted by: G. Gearloose---------------------

Sam (NOT the butcher!) gets the nod, but the competition was marginal.

How about Anne Margaret, Kate Hepburn, Valeri Bertinelli? Now there were some E-ticket rides in their prime.


Posted by: zio---------------------

I don't remember who I voted for now. But it doesn't seem to matter anymore. I'm dying to hear the story from the PFC's point of view.


Posted by: JuliusPleaser---------------------

You voted for Mrs. Partridge. She's my number 2.


Posted by: KelvinKDX---------------------

Sarge - that kinda thing can scar a guy for life.  Hopefully your sharing it with us can relieve your inner pain and you can get on with your life. 


Posted by: zio---------------------

10-4. She's a winner. Toss Susan Dey in the same bed & you have the People's Choice Award for the best mother/daughter fantasy.


Posted by: zio---------------------

And if you're into experimentation you invite Ruben Kinkaid for a no-holes barred three-way.


Posted by: zio---------------------

Or if your fetish involves short, red-haired boys (you know who you are), you sneek across the hall to Danny's room.

Man, the Partridge family has something for everyone. They even have a dog!


Posted by: GETMETOCA---------------------

"Come On, Get Happp-aaaay"


Posted by: linusb---------------------

Ack!


Posted by: OnAnySunday---------------------

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.............................yuh.
i'll still take Rachel. :thumb:

http://www.askmen.com/women/2003_top_99/55.html


Posted by: dirty~d~---------------------

Since Angelina Jolie isn't on that list, I guess I had to vote for Sam.


Posted by: 2smoke---------------------

Its OK Sarge..... I too from a distance have been driving along and have thought ....hey...lookit that.....and then you realise what it is.....and you never speak, mention or think of that moment again.


Posted by: bsmith---------------------

I think the smit's think alike!!! That picture of Britney is purdy darn hot


Posted by: BEEF706---------------------

First, Sam, hands down think about all she can do with a NOSE TWITCH, (Darren was a moron, not lettin her wokr magic, no imagination at all) Second, crash, DAYUM, I would have expected that ou of some swabby, but man, I need to go take a shower (alone) Third Zio, dude leave short redheads alone man, RC got enough troubloe without you following him around wth aTHAT look in your eye.


Posted by: zio---------------------

Beef, Pred's the one with a little too much thought & attention given to RC. Like Lucy always picking on Charlie Brown. You know she has it bad for him.


Posted by: XRpredator---------------------

argh, don't be draggin the RC deal into this!


Posted by: BEEF706---------------------

First soap on a rope stories, now pirate talk, we are going downhill fast


Posted by: Shaw520---------------------

We need to make a new list;

Kim Basinger  :flame:

Sandra Bullock  :flame:

Vanna White  :flame:

these are a few of my favorite things.......  

 

 


Posted by: Smit-Dog---------------------

Couple more under-rated hotties...

Angie Harmon - Never gave Law & Order a second glance until I saw "Agent Cody Banks" over the weekend with my kids. Reminds me of Ali MacGraw from "The Getaway", also a hottie.

http://us.imdb.com/gallery/ss/03139...Harmon,%20Angie

http://us.imdb.com/gallery/mptv/108...ath_key=0068638

And Jennifer Connelly - What a beautiful... mind.

http://us.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/...lly,%20Jennifer


Posted by: jeffd---------------------

I still can't believe no one else brought up Dawn Wells from Gilligan's Island...

Mary Ann was hott!

Look here:

http://www.gilligansisle.com/images/g32.gif

-jeffd


Posted by: OutlawXR4---------------------

Definately agree on Mary Ann from gilligan's island. But for me I'd have to say Catherine Zeta Jones, damn, Michael Douglas is one lucky son of a B!&#*.


Posted by: BadgerMan---------------------

Kelly Lebrock?

"Don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful"

Not a chance Babycakes!


Posted by: Okiewan---------------------

Quote:
Catherine Zeta Jones

And if you doubt it, check her out in "Zorro"


Posted by: Midhigh---------------------

My only question is where is WONDER WOMAN in this pole?


Posted by: JuliusPleaser---------------------

Quote:
Originally posted by Midhigh
My only question is where is WONDER WOMAN in this pole?
Freud is spinning at 10,000 rpm. I think the proper word is "poll".


Posted by: sweden_345---------------------

Oh man, couldn't u pick some HOT chicks instead of those who look like my mom!


Posted by: Smit-Dog---------------------

I dunno, I think your mom is pretty hot; definitely in the MILF category...


Posted by: sweden_345---------------------

U dirty dog


Posted by: ChknLittle---------------------

Quote:
Originally posted by sfc crash
around turns this 17 or 18 year old kid, male, with a no-go haircut


 

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!  TOO funny!  I know you had probably been away from the real thing for just a little bit too long (too long to recognize it apparently!), and for that I'm sorry (my hubby is a Navy guy, so I know), but it's still hilarious! 

Talk about judging a book by it's cover!  Good thing you didn't pounce right away, but had the foresight to have a short conversation (haha) first!!

Still laughing...people here at work are looking at me funny...

Anyhow, back to the poll, I figure if I was a guy (or if I switched teams ) I'd totally go for Samantha!  Forget her looks - have you SEEN the housework that woman puts out?!

Michelle


Posted by: Shaw520---------------------

Ok,...lets not be too hasty and take another look at this list;

Ann Romano - That cross-eyed little flake that was always giving Shnieder reason to walk funny.?

Angie Dickinson - Not bad for an old broad whos been around the block one too many times, her last name says it all.  That dirty tramp.

Samantha Stevens - I'd be afraid if I pissed her off,... she'd cast some wack voodoo on me or something. The nose thing never did nothing for me.

Jamie Sommers - I had a tough enough time with my ex-wife thinking SHE was wonder woman.

Shirley Partridge - Never could get past the hair thing, too strange even for those times.

Alice Nelson-  Too many kids, and still...its the hair thing.  

 


Posted by: ChknLittle---------------------

Hey, keep your old broads straight, willya?! Alice was the HOUSEKEEPER for the Brady bunch, not Mrs. Brady (which is even LESS of a reason to EVER think she was hot...)! I'm not sure how she even made the list!!


Posted by: dirty~d~---------------------

Alice is on the list because Pred started this thread. (He's special.)


Posted by: Shaw520---------------------

Quote:
Originally posted by ChknLittle
Alice was the HOUSEKEEPER for the Brady bunch


Awe Geeze !!!


Posted by: Jon K.---------------------

It is a somewhat eclectic list. Keeping in the spirit of the game, I would like to submit Barbara Billingsley (June Cleaver). Not that she was hot in a physical sense (though certainly not bad!), but she had a way of speaking that had me mesmerized.

"Ward; do you think we have been neglecting the Beaver?"

And the very next day; " I think you were a little rough on the Beaver last night Ward."


Posted by: Okiewan---------------------

lol


Posted by: ChknLittle---------------------

Quote:
Originally posted by Jon K.
It is
"Ward; do you think we have been neglecting the Beaver?"

And the very next day; " I think you were a little rough on the Beaver last night Ward."


Do you think he ever really got what she was trying to say?  Looks like another perfect example of the communication problems that plague most marriages!


Posted by: Jon K.---------------------

Quote:
Originally posted by ChknLittle
Do you think he ever really got what she was trying to say?


Com'on, the guys name was Cleaver. He named his boy The Beaver Cleaver!

Ward had it goin' on!!


Posted by: dirty~d~---------------------

LOL!!!


Posted by: XRpredator---------------------

"Oh Ward, talk to the Beaver . . ."


Posted by: ChknLittle---------------------

Quote:
Originally posted by XRpredator
"Oh Ward, talk to the Beaver . . ."


"Don't forget how hard of hearing he is..."


Posted by: Rooster---------------------

Samantha

Like I had a choice?


Posted by: High Lord Gomer---------------------

Leave it to Rooster to resurrect this.

Since I didn't participate before... All I can say is:

Where is Mary Tyler Moore?!?!?!

Who can take a nothing day and suddenly make it all seem worthwhile?

http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Mptv/1364/0645_0087.jpg


Posted by: Rich Rohrich---------------------

Quote:
Originally Posted by High Lord Gomer

Who can take a nothing day and suddenly make it all seem worthwhile?


Joan Jett can


Posted by: whenfoxforks-ruled---------------------

I thought this was another of preds freaky posts! Farrah Fawcett!


Posted by: Moto Squid---------------------

kiera knightley.....megan fox (chick from transformers)....Shannyn Sossamon (a knights tale).....

Ohhh yea


Posted by: squeaky---------------------

Quote:
Originally Posted by Rooster
Samantha

Like I had a choice?


No - you didn't!


Posted by: Rotorranch---------------------

Jeanie...hands down!

Can't believe she wasn't an option!

Rotor


Posted by: OldTimer---------------------

Betty Rubble/Wilma Flintstone tag team!!
Hah cha chaaah!!!!


Posted by: DustyJones---------------------

Yessir! With Jane Jetson waiting in the wings . . .


Posted by: whenfoxforks-ruled---------------------

Jessica Alba


Posted by: JD_MXRacer---------------------

Quote:
Originally Posted by whenfoxforks-ruled
Jessica Alba


YES!!! i have never heard of any of these girls. But i know jessica alba is hotter than any of them! easily


Posted by: ShoujoKakumei---------------------

This thread needs more pics.


Posted by: High Lord Gomer---------------------

Not knowing who she was, I had to do a seach for Jessica Alba...

http://mickaloha.com/images/alba.jpg


Posted by: olderndirtmom---------------------

Must be an ad for Band-Aids??

(Look carefully just above her right knee. No...lower. I said knee dammit.)


Posted by: olderndirtmom---------------------

Personally, I think as long as a woman has a good workout plan and a kind heart, her beauty is timeless. Take the transformation of my childhood hero & sex symbol for instance:


Posted by: KelvinKDX---------------------

Quote:
Originally Posted by whenfoxforks-ruled
Jessica Alba


Yep - She's one of my favorites!

I used to love her in "Dark Angel"


Posted by: whenfoxforks-ruled---------------------

Mom,this one is for you! http://www.dirtrider.net/forums3/sh...ad.php?t=146775


Posted by: Okiewan---------------------

While a buff Aunt B might be pretty hot....

Sorry
Jessica Biel. End Of Story. Done.
http://www.da-kolkoz.com/images_blog/jessica%20biel.jpg


Posted by: High Lord Gomer---------------------

Quote:
Originally Posted by whenfoxforks-ruled

Oh man, I owe you for that! I had (thankfully) never seen that before today.


Posted by: whenfoxforks-ruled---------------------

Quote:
Originally Posted by High Lord Gomer
Oh man, I owe you for that! I had (thankfully) never seen that before today.
Sorry Gomer,I thought that everyone got nailed on that one last time! I know young men who still are afraid to open things posted from pred! Now reposted must be accounted for! That it is one hot momma Okie! But,the over abundance of top end will have detrimental results in the long run,remember gravity? More than a champagne glass is a waste!


Posted by: JuliusPleaser---------------------

Okiewan has excellent taste in women.

http://www.jessica-biel.com.ar/pict...essica-biel.jpg


Posted by: AJ Waggoner---------------------

Sorry pred-
J.Alba,J. Biel,K.Knightly, Monica Bellucci, Mrs Waggoner,Charlize Theron, Claire Forlani ,and Kelly Brooke all get my vote.. ...

Gomer - I agree , i cant believe pred missed "that girl!"


Posted by: olderndirtmom---------------------

Quote:
Originally Posted by whenfoxforks-ruled

As much as I appreciate the sport of cycling, can I trade those five guys for one of these:

http://dirtrider.net/forums3/showth...618#post1230618

(I'm not sure I even care what gender is under that helmet!
In a word: Yeow! )


Posted by: Rooster---------------------

Quote:
Originally Posted by Okiewan
While a buff Aunt B might be pretty hot....

Sorry
Jessica Biel. End Of Story. Done.


End of story? Done? I could sit here and post hot pics of chicks all night long. Beauty, my friend, is in the eye of the beer holder. LOL.

Yeah, Jessica Biel is HOT! Not near as hot as the chick sitting across from me right now though (saving myself from certain death)


Posted by: olderndirtmom---------------------

Quote:
Originally Posted by Rooster
...I could sit here and post hot pics of chicks all night long......Not near as hot as the chick sitting across from me right now though (saving myself from certain death)


But not the certain death you'll receive if you start posting the photos to prove it!


Posted by: High Lord Gomer---------------------

Quote:
Originally Posted by Okiewan
Jessica Biel. End Of Story. Done.
So this one has fallen from your top spot?

http://themxtrack.com/tutu5.jpg


...and the action shot for olderndirtmom:

http://themxtrack.com/tutu4.jpg


Posted by: olderndirtmom---------------------

hmmm. Ya got me thinking. The clear transgender nature of the second photo wins my vote for hottest chick in the "action" category. (At least until the identity of the FMX rider is known.)

However about that first photo...I dunno. Before I can accept an even up trade of those five manly cyclists in all their unsubtle glory...I'm going to need more information.

Please submit the following:
1.) A group photo of the those three hotties attired in cycling gear.
or
2.) If we are going with hottest chicks rather than hottest studs, I'm going to need to see some leg on the other two. Pred's "leg shot" has been submitted...Gomer, you work the tutu like no other..Come on would-be gals, let's get it out there. Work it now.

(By the way Okie...I've been meaning to ask....Couldn't you have come up with a Jessica Biel photo where she isn't thirteen? Good Gawd!!)


Posted by: squeaky---------------------

Quote:
Originally Posted by Rooster
Not near as hot as the chick sitting across from me right now though (saving myself from certain death)


Near certain death indeed my friend....


Posted by: ChopperDave---------------------

Again, Predro soils an otherwise fine web site!




Posted by: JuliusPleaser---------------------

Quote:
Originally Posted by High Lord Gomer
So this one has fallen from your top spot?

http://themxtrack.com/tutu5.jpg


...and the action shot for olderndirtmom:

http://themxtrack.com/tutu4.jpg



She usually rides sidesaddle.

http://216.77.188.54/coDataImages/p...merandpink2.jpg


Posted by: XRpredator---------------------

Quote:
Originally Posted by ChopperDave
Again, Predro soils an otherwise fine web site!

yeah, four years ago!


Posted by: dirtbikingdad---------------------

Ahhh... memories of watching Bewitched when I was just a little guy. I had such a crush on her. As far as the mom from One Day at a Time, I was busy checking out Valerie Bertinelli... but I do vaguely remember a thing for the mom though.

How about Sally Field in the movie Hero? Or Natalie Wood in the Summer of '42? Every boys dream.


Posted by: 2strokerfun---------------------

I always liked evil, dark-wigged cousin Serena, more than Samantha the Good Witch. Even when I was eight, I showed a strong propensity for picking the bad girl.


Posted by: whenfoxforks-ruled---------------------

Quote:
Originally Posted by 2strokerfun
I always liked evil, dark-wigged cousin Serena, more than Samantha the Good Witch. Even when I was eight, I showed a strong propensity for picking the bad girl.
Soooo, how did that work out for you? Short feisty red head from down south?


Posted by: 2strokerfun---------------------

HA! More like hot-tempered blond from Oklahoma. She's like the weather around here, mood changes every hour!


Posted by: whenfoxforks-ruled---------------------

Hmm, there is a lot of THAT around!


Posted by: JD_MXRacer---------------------

Haha this thread is old. But i can honestly say i do not recognize a single name on that list. If i may here is a more up to date list with a few names i would have included...

Angelina Jolie
Jessica Alba
Jessica Simson
Carrie Underwood
Taylor Swift

Just to name a few


Posted by: whenfoxforks-ruled---------------------

Did you speed read through the threads? Jessica Alba is even hotter after bearing a child! Still could beat Chuck Norris up, and me too, if I was lucky?


Posted by: 2-Strokes 4-ever---------------------

Had a bad hankering for Heather Locklear years ago... until I heard her speek.
Raquel Welch just gets better with age.


Posted by: whenfoxforks-ruled---------------------

Quote:
Originally Posted by 2-Strokes 4-ever
Had a bad hankering for Heather Locklear years ago... until I heard her speek.
Raquel Welch just gets better with age.
Isn't Raquel like 60?


Posted by: 2strokerfun---------------------

Quote:
Originally Posted by 2-Strokes 4-ever
Raquel Welch just gets better with age.


[In Homer thought] "MMMMM. Raquel Welch......and a Donut!"

I do think many get better with age-- to a point. I'd like to see a Hot Chick dyno chart. I expect most would start to sign off a bit about 55-57 or so, but as I age, I think the charts would read a bit differently.



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