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Things I wonder about.
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Posted by: Okiewan---------------------

Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Evian backwards: NAIVE.

Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?

OK.... so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs," what does that make the Tennessee Titans?

If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea...does that mean that someone enjoys it?

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed-UP?

If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?

What's another word for thesaurus?
Discuss.

Posted by: fender92883---------------------

Quote:

Originally Posted by Okiewan

Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Evian backwards: NAIVE.

Posted by: joereitman---------------------

Okie you have way too much time on your hands dude! Although that is some funny stuff. LOL

Posted by: pdiddy---------------------

Aren't those George Carlin quotes?

Posted by: BSWIFT---------------------

P.W.B.(posting while board)

Posted by: Okiewan---------------------

Quote:

Originally Posted by pdiddy

Aren't those George Carlin quotes?

Not that I'm aware of.

Posted by: Okiewan---------------------

Quote:

Originally Posted by BSWIFT

P.W.B.(posting while board)

Yup.

Posted by: Offroadr---------------------

Quote:

Originally Posted by BSWIFT

P.W.B.(posting while board)

bored?

Wheres that thesaurus?

Posted by: gwcrim---------------------

Quote:

Originally Posted by Okiewan

If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea...does that mean that one of them enjoys it?

I don't know about anyone else, but I sure do!

Posted by: Dapper---------------------

Semi-boneless Ham?
Jumbo Shrimp?

Posted by: XRpredator---------------------

why is it cargo on a ship, but you ship it in a rail car?

Posted by: Ol'89r---------------------

How do tornadoes know where the trailer parks are located???

Posted by: Akira---------------------

I have a good one, my dad told me this:

Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets? :thumb:

Posted by: Smit-Dog---------------------

More from the list...

http://www.barstoolracing.net/Dumb%20Questions.htm

http://www.shanmonster.com/forum/48015.html

Posted by: Okiewan---------------------

ah ha! I found a new signature!

Posted by: XRpredator---------------------

LMAO!! I'm gonna use that tonigh . . . er, scratch that. I don't really like sleeping on the couch.

Posted by: a454elk---------------------

Lmao!

Posted by: Farmer John---------------------

Quote:

Originally Posted by XRpredator

I don't really like sleeping on the couch.

I do... it's like camping :thumb:

Posted by: dirty~d~---------------------

Quote:

Originally Posted by pdiddy

Aren't those George Carlin quotes?

He used them in his book, but that doesn't mean he came up with them.

Posted by: Rooster---------------------

LOL, cabin fever is running rampant!!

If "PRO" is the opposite of "CON" . . . let's think a bit about what the opposite of PROgress is . . .

Posted by: BSWIFT---------------------

Doh!

Posted by: Green Horn---------------------

Quote:

Originally Posted by Farmer John

I do... it's like camping :thumb:

LMAO!

Posted by: hoosierf---------------------

Reminds me of pot talk on the "Johnny B Show"

Posted by: Akira---------------------

I have another one

"If a mute swears, Does his mother wash his hands with soap? :thumb:
-Akira

Posted by: Jon K.---------------------

How come Captain Kirk and Spock beam down to the surface and immediately pull out their phasers? Shouldn't they already have them out? 'Cause you just know there is something lurking behind that rock.

Posted by: BunduBasher---------------------

A moron should really be called a less-in !

Posted by: dirtybkr---------------------

Stolen from elsewhere .

. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown, too?
. If you ate both pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?
. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have "S" in it?
. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids"?
. Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
. If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times, does he become disoriented?

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