Jeff Gilbert

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Okay, so the bet wasn't really fair since this wasn't my 1st DW at Cooperland. The ex-wife of 11 years happened to drop by the house today while Tigger & I were folding up some laundry in the living room. As any "good woman", that's an avid housekeeper would notice, while we were matching up the white socks I had just pulled from the dryer she said, "My God Jeff, those socks aren't clean, in fact they are nasty!" I told her that they were clean and they had been washed several times and the red stains on the socks were from Cooperland. I tried to explain that the red dirt stains everything. Her resopnse was that I just don't know how to do laundry and if I knew what I was doing I would have gotten all the dirt out. To make a long story short a bet was made. She said "I can get the stains out." I said "no you can't."

This evening I got a call saying "I owe you a home cooked meal delivered to your door, I couldn't get the stains out." There is justice in this world. :)
 

Kav

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right on! :)
 

Tony Eeds

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:thumb: :p
 

BunduBasher

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gotta love that red soil !
 

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Originally posted by BunduBasher
gotta love that red soil !

Not when you undershorts look like you took a massive red dump in them. :eek:


Nice job on winning a Home Cooked meal! Just pray she cooks a meal you like. :)
 

BSWIFT

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That is great, Jeff!  Great one to spread around.:laugh:
 

mx547

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Originally posted by Jeff Gilbert

This evening I got a call saying "I owe you a home cooked meal delivered to your door, I couldn't get the stains out."

if it looks like alpo...
 

Zoomer

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Way to go Jeff!
Friend of ours, from Oklahoma City was up last week, the wife asked him how they get the red stain out of clothes... he said easy, throw them out and buy new ones :)
 

Jeff Gilbert

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Originally posted by Zoomer
Way to go Jeff!
Friend of ours, from Oklahoma City was up last week, the wife asked him how they get the red stain out of clothes... he said easy, throw them out and buy new ones :)
I came home with quite a few less pairs of socks & undies than I went with, I just tossed them in the fire while no one was looking ;)
 

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Originally posted by Jeff Gilbert

I came home with quite a few less pairs of socks & undies than I went with, I just tossed them in the fire while no one was looking ;)

Jeff,
What the heck did you do to your undies? :eek:
 
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