Is this thing on??

[WoodsRider]

I got pimps, ho's, crackheads, bums, terrorists and bank robbers to name a few.

Just because he drives a cab, wears a towel on his head and shouted "DEATH TO ALL INFIDELS" the last time you gave him a ticket, does not mean he's a terrorist. Forty years ago he had a promising acting career when he starred as Haji on Johnny Quest. Then came that 25-year stint at 7-11...

 

[a454elk]

All the chattering monkeys chime in at once. I'll pose a question... What would you do if...?

 

[High Lord Gomer]

What would you do if you were resentful that your dog got to stick his nose in more butt cracks than you?

I don't know...how have you handled that situation, Officer Snifferello?

 

[Ol'89r]

I'll pose a question... What would you do if I stopped strip searching you on the side of the 91 freeway?

I would be able to to to Orange County without using side streets. :nener:

It's the body cavity searches that scare me. :yikes:

 

[High Lord Gomer]

I would be able to to to Orange County without using side streets. :nener:

It's the body cavity searches that really excite me. :yikes:

TMI! TMI!!

 

[a454elk]

You like em, don't be shy old man!

 

[Ol'89r]

You like em, don't be shy old man!

:whoa: Went to OC yesterday and got pulled over by a Chippie. I asked him, "arn't you going to strip search me?" He said, no. I said, "Hey, I know my rights." :yell:

He still wouldn't do it. :nener:

He musta been a new guy. :laugh: