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[QUOTE="Nestrick, post: 784696, member: 45162"] [B]But wait, there’s more …[/B] As a direct consequence of close, personal interaction with 2big4akdx and KTM Mike, I am already designing my latest invention ... it's the Dirt Biker's [B]HydroPropulsion Pak[/B]. Why settle for an ordinary hydration system strapped to your back ... when for only $19.95 more, you can be the proud owner of the most extreme dirt biking accessory known to man ... that's right, this baby will keep you saturated while simultaneously increasing the horsepower of your motorcycle by a minimum of 100%. Via a highly dangerous and risky process, we have succeeded in constructing a modified backpack capable of carrying Dihydrogen Oxide for you and Nitromethane for you bike. With this unit you run one tube over your shoulder and into your mouth and the other between your legs and into your air box ... when you're thirsty, just bite and suck ... when you need to increase your horsepower, just squeeze your legs and our patented [I][B]Sphincter Valve [/B] [/I] dumps pure nitro into your cylinder ... then, just hold on tight! Don't [I]roost[/I] your buddies ... [I]roast'em![/I] * [* The manufacturer recommends this device only for the most extreme dirt bikers ... strict adherence to all instructions is absolutely critical because improper installation will result in slow drowning of the motorcycle and instantaneous death to the rider. Certain other activities known to have a high ‘pucker factor’ may result in an overactive sphincter muscle while operating a motorcycle. Recently, these activities have been discovered to be dangerous and potentially lethal when combined with the use of a HydroPropulsion Pak since inadvertent operation of the patented Sphincter Valve may launch a motorcycle to elevations exceeding 75 feet in height while simultaneously emanating flames from the tailpipe up to 30 feet in length ... it is understood that finding yourself lodged in a pine tree 75 feet above the ground is bad news, but it can be much worse when the tree is also on fire. Use appropriate precautions when riding or flying … remember, with a HydroPropulsion Pak only your sphincter can prevent forest fires.] Terry Nestrick :laugh: [/QUOTE]
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