A "Seasonal Wish" For Everyone.

[Okiewan]

To All My Liberal Friends:


Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2008, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere . Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.




To My Conservative Friends:


Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!!!

 

[squeaky]

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year

Same to you and yours Okie!

And to everyone here on DRN!

 

[Crunch]

Merry Christmas and happy New Year to you too!

 

[flyingfuzzball]

what they said!

 

[2-Strokes 4-ever]

Christmas

:yikes: When I recover, I'll get back to decorating our "Holiday/Family" Tree.

 

[XRpredator]

Festivus for the rest of us!

prepare for the Feats of Strength and the Airing of the Grievances!

 

[trial_07]

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you too Okie! :cool:

 

[SINGLETRAC]

Festivus for the rest of us!

prepare for the Feats of Strength and the Airing of the Grievances!

YOU GOT THE POLE ???

 

[XRpredator]

YOU GOT THE POLE ???

Darn right. Unadorned and aluminum. It has a high strength to weight ratio. I find tinsel distracting.

 

[SINGLETRAC]

Darn right. Unadorned and aluminum. It has a high strength to weight ratio. I find tinsel distracting.

LET THE FESTIVUS FESTIVITIES BEGIN !!!!

 

[Rooster]

Merry Crimmus to you and your family, "Mr. DRN is my fault" ;)

Thanks again for starting something that changed my whole life.

I hope you get a shiny new (whatever model) bike under the tree. Or in the garage, since bikes don't fit under the "Holiday" tree too well. :cool:

 

[Okiewan]

That's a "Holiday Tree" Mr. Rooster!
Careful!

 

[Rooster]

I just had to edit myself! LMAO

 

[a454elk]

Fleas Navydad, that would be Spanish. Have a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!!

 

[DWreck]

Merry Christmas to all.

 

[oldguy]

Merry Christmas everyone
From Spider, Mrs Oldguy,(NOT the Oldlady!!) and myself

 

[Aryain]

Hope everyone has a Great Holiday Season. :]


And a Merry Christmas.

 

[P0PWAR]

haha, Merry christmas to you aswell...

and happy whatever if you're a liberal..

 

[GETMETOCA]

Happy __________________. ;)

Love, Natty XOXOOXXOXOXOXOXOXOXO

 

[BSWIFT]

Salutations and well wishes for a safe and wonderous Christmas celebration. I make no disclaimers, just a smile and good cheer whether you like it or not. So hug your family, call your friends, and above all be thankful to the giver of all good gifts and graces. Merry Christmas all.

 

[2-Strokes 4-ever]

I make no disclaimers, just a smile and good cheer whether you like it or not........... and above all be thankful to the giver of all good gifts and graces. Merry Christmas all.

Bingo..........Merry Christmas!

 

[BadgerMan]

and above all be thankful to the giver of all good gifts and graces. Merry Christmas all.

Amen brother!

Merry Christmas!

 

[Tony Eeds]

May the spirit of the season warm your heart, feel you soul and bring peace to your house.

Merry Christmas to all and Best Wishes for a health, happy and prosperous New Year!

 

[Ol'89r]

Merry Christmas everyone and a Happy New Year. :yeehaw: :yeehaw:

 

[JPIVEY]

T'was the night before Christmas, I swung on the hook

With snowflakes a'landing, asleep with my book

When up on the deck I heard footsteps and stuff

"I've been boarded!" I thought, and I tried to be tough



Then down the companionway hatch came a dude

He was dressed like a nut and I thought, "I'm so screwed"

But he laughed and he hummed as he surveyed my junk

So I figured he must be the resident drunk



His eyes were lit up like a junkie on speed

But he gave me a whole bunch of stuff that I need

Like rum and cigars and new charts and a dinghy

And some kind of fancy electrical thingy



I knew it was stolen but I wasn't telling

I just hoped he was giving and wasn't just selling

And I poured him a grog which he downed with a wink

Then I poured one for me (Lord I needed a drink!)



Then he staggered above to the dark snowy night

As I peeked I beheld an incredible sight

Eight tiny dolphins and a beautiful sleigh

And the dude hopped aboard and prepared to make way



The dolphins were ready to power the sled

But the guy raised a genny and mains'l instead

With a burp and a chuckle he gathered the breeze

And called to the dolphins, now swimming with ease



"Hey Stalker and FEMA and Cancer and Nixon!

Or Stinky and Pepper Spray, Mason, and Dixon!

Or whatever your names are, you cute little fishes,

Here's to every last sailor, my best Christmas wishes!"



As he sailed away leaving a wobbly wake

I hoped he had not many stops left to make

He got close to shore and he soon was aground

But the dolphins proceeded to pull him around



And I heard him exclaim as he sailed out of sight

Happy Christmas to all... and to all a goodnight"


MERRY CHRISTMAS from the crew of the Ivey League II