If they made a bike named "DoubleR" (Rich Rohrich)

[Okiewan]

This is it. I'm pretty sure. Although his welds would be better, and it's bark much snappier.
*this assumes that the butt-ugly fender/plate holder "thing" is a piece off another bike and just happened to fall into this picture at the wrong time.

 

[Rich Rohrich]

Lol

 

[BSWIFT]

Probably have to come with custom pants for the velcro seat mod.