Papakeith

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A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from their bed. In the stillness of the house, she could hear a muffled sound downstairs. She went downstairs and looked all around, finally finding her husband in the basement, crouched in the corner, sobbing.

"What's wrong with you?" she asked him.

"Remember when your father caught us having sex when you were 16?" he replied.

"And remember he said I had two choices: I could either marry you, or spend the next 20 years in prison?"

Baffled, she said, "Yes, I remember, so what?"

"I could have been released today."
 

Okiewan

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:)
 

kmccune

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:)

Kevin
 

a454elk

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:):)
 

Rooster

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A recently noticed sig line by Elk:
I like taking my Betsy Wetsy doll on strolls through the park. We put out a blanket and have lovely tea parties under the trees.

Bwahahhaaaaaaa! :)
 

a454elk

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WHAT are you talking about PoopsteR?:moon:
 

TwinSpar

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It's only Elkster. His eyes spin counter clockwise and his sig line is in constant motion. It must be ADHD syndrome.... ;)
 
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