ChopperDave

It's been awhile...
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Dec 1, 2004
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Regrets
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A woman awoke during the night to find that her husband was not
in bed. She put on her robe and went downstairs. He was
sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of
him. He appeared to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.

She saw him wipe a tear from his eye and take a sip of his coffee.

"What's the matter dear?
Why are you down here at this time of night?" she asked.

"Do you remember twenty years ago when we were dating and you
were only 16?" he asked.

"Yes, I do," she replied.

"Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of
my car kissing?"

"Yes, I remember."

"Do you remember when he shoved that shotgun in my face and
said, 'Either you marry my daughter or spend twenty years in
jail?'"

"Yes, I do," she said.

He wiped another tear from his cheek and said,
"You know...

I would have gotten out today."
 

Green Horn

aka Chip Carbone
N. Texas SP
Jun 20, 1999
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