Need one armed activities to keep me busy!

[nikki]

Got a torn right (dominant arm) rotator cuff (whole story here) ... and will be out 2-10 more months (still waiting for final diagnosis/next steps after a month of run around). Not only is riding out, but my softball and volleyball leagues too. So now I need one armed activities to keep me busy for the next few months...

Lets hear some ideas from the creative DRN bunch! :thumb:

 

[Okiewan]

Not going there. Nope.

Nikki... you'll still show up at wardy's won't ya? (May)

 

[Milk]

You can play ping-pong!!

 

[Thump]

Pin the tail on the Donkey?

 

[JuliusPleaser]

Drummer for Def Leppard?

Pitcher for the Yankees? (No arm, no foul!)

 

[biglou]

Hang wallpaper? :debil:

 

[oldguy]

Drive red to the races

 

[Jeepboy]

Move the throttle to the left side of the handlebar and hang on.

 

[High Lord Gomer]

Nope, sorry, the first one that popped in my mind would require *both* hands. :o

 

[Offroadr]

:scream:

 

[XRpredator]

Originally posted by Okiewan
Not going there. Nope.

ditto . . . :confused:

 

[MX-727]

Nikki, Nikki, Nikki, I can't believe you asked this group a question like that..... :eek:

 

[Mully]

snicker............................... :confused:

 

[flynbryan]

Originally posted by MX-727
Nikki, Nikki, Nikki, I can't believe you asked this group a question like that..... :eek:

I second that comment........you know you have a bunch of pervs here :laugh: On a serious note, if you still have Motocross Madness 2 you could use a joy stick and then you could ride!!!!! :aj: .......well not quite, but you could pretend. :laugh:

 

[dklink2000]

;)

 

[MrLuckey]

:laugh:

 

[Smit-Dog]

If not for incredible restraint, this thread could have broken 2 records: One for number of replies, and the other for number of admin deletes.

:debil:

 

[SpoogeMooge]

I've been taking advice from my doctor, Dr. Jocylen Elders.

 

[Camstyn]

Nikki you trouble maker! :scream:

 

[sfc crash]

painting motorcross landscapes, drawing motocross landscapes. conducting an orchestra,, getting drunk, prank phone calls, drunken dialing, wash your bike, wax on wax off.

 

[biglou]

Hehehe, he said, "wax off"! :yeehaw:

 

[a454elk]

You can be a professional question asker.
Pointer dog.
Play teather ball.
Grab cold mugs outta the freazer, two at a time.
Help Red kill some kittens.
Play tennis but have Red serve.
Keep Red's bike running at the gate.
Spin Red's tire when he lubes the chain.
Hold Red's bike when he uses the facilities.

 

[Vic]

Play the slots.

Salute the flag.

Murder a Doctor's wife.

:scream:

 

[Milk]

Originally posted by a454elk

Help Red kill some kittens.


Hold Red's bike when he uses the facilities.

DOH!!! To the kittens!! :aj:

ANd Elk, maybe you should give her some tips on how to hold that bike while the riders go potty. I hear you are VERY good at it. :uh:

 

[JuliusPleaser]

Whip cracker

Gomer poker

Can you play the piano? You could learn Ravel's 'Concerto for the Left Hand'.