TwinSpar

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It's time to document Elk's ever changing sig line. As much as it changes, he must have 20 personalities at a minimum.

I'll start it:
"I'm just a regular guy with an irregular system, have some sympathy for me would ya?"

:p :moon:
 

a454elk

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Listen up Mod boy, between you, your sister Thump and the dang unknown "?" Mod, I can't keep a sig line intact for the life of me. You'll pay at DW, end of conversation.:thumb:
 

TwinSpar

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End of conversation? Coming from you? Pffffffft! I'll believe when I see it.

Sigline update (just seen):

I'm just a regular guy with an irregular mental system, have some sympathy for me would ya?
 

a454elk

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Change YOUR sig slick to "02' YZ426(little sister's).;)
 

Rooster

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When all this started, I thought about making a documentary in MS Word of all his sig lines, but, once again, opportunity knocked, and I was stuck on the crapper........... :eek: :uh: :)

BTW, Elk, tha man crush thing is scaring a lot of us, glad I aint from Tejas!!
 

a454elk

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Originally posted by RoosteR13
but, once again, opportunity knocked, and I was stuck on the crapper.

Hope it wasn't Lou's! :scream::)
 

a454elk

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Hardy efing har!:moon:
 

TwinSpar

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I kinda like this one:
If this gets changed again, that means I am gonna wash Twinny and Thump's bikes.
 

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I liked: "dUmBeR tHaN a BoX oF rOcKs AnD tHe StOnEs To PrOvE iT!"
 

Patman

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Uh oh! Looks like he's breaking into dance mode! :scream:
"Young man, there's no need to feel down"
 

a454elk

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You guys think I'm here to amuse you? You think it's funny to pick on me cause I'm ugly? Well let me tell you, I'm not an animal, I'm a human being!!:whiner:
 

Patman

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The Elkefant Man!
 

Patman

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Um Elk I think that's a bit excessive there buddy, can ya' get down off your desk now the music has stopped.

"It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
You can get yourself clean
You can have a good meal
You can do whatever you feel.

Young man, Are you listening to me
I said, young man, what do you want to be
I said, young man, you can make real your dreams,
but you've got to know this one thing.

No man, does it all by himself
I said, young man, put your pride on the shelf
And just go there, to the Y.M.C.A.
I'm sure they can help you today

It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
They have everything for young men to enjoy.
You can hang out with all the boys.

It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
You can get yourself clean
You can have a good meal
You can do whatever you feel.

Young Man, I was once in your shoes,
I said, I was down and out with the blues
I felt, no man cared if I were alive
I felt the whole world was so jive

That's when someone came up to me
and said young man take a walk up the street
There's a place there called the Y.M.C.A.
They can start you back on your way.

It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
They have everything For young men to enjoy.
You can hang out with all the boys.

Y.M.C.A.
It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
Young man, Young man, there's no need to feel down
Young man, Young man, pick yourself off the ground

Y.M.C.A.
just go to the Y.M.C.A.
Young Man, Young Man, I was once in your shoes,
Young Man, Young Man, I was out with the blues

'01 PW 50 Dad's
'01 RM 250 Jr's
'66 El Camino"
 

a454elk

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I've got a freakin headache, this just ain't right.:|
 

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Does it scare anyone that Pantsman knows ALL the words to YMCA?
 

TwinSpar

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Bringing this thing back on topic.....

The latest sighting:
"I'm speachless. Now leave me alone so I can get back to practicing my bike washing skills. Can I get you a sammich Twinnie"

He's speechless and can't spell either. More evidence of his Barrio up bringing. Give him a break.... He's a human bean! :eek:
 

Patman

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Hey I was just doing a copy and paste FROM Elkefant Mans sig line. He's the one up on his desk playing with his night stick and singin'. No wonder he rides a freakin' yellow bike, a banana the biggest fruit in the bunch. (No Elk not bandana....)
 

a454elk

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:moon::moon:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 


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