- Dec 1, 2004
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...and Mrs Mafols comes runnin' over and says, in a very excited voice, "Theres a skunk in my camp!"
A few folks respond, "What?"
Mrs. Mafols says again, still terribly excited, "There's a skunk in my camp! He is digging thru my trash can right now! Rabbit I know what to do with. Deer, squirrel, and a bunch of other critters, I know how to get them ready for the pot. But what do I do with a skunk!?!?!?!?!"
Keep in mind this was later in the evening, so those present were, at this point, shall we say, "quite comfortable"
(at least I was!).
So here is some of the advice(concerning the skunk in her camp) offered to Mrs. Mafols, when she asked "What do I do with him?"-
1) Don't step on his tail!
2) Don't yell at him!
3) Leave him alone, he won't drink much.
4) Can you get me a beer without disturbin' him?
5) He's a DW skunk, he won't bother you.
6) If you speak french coon ass too him he will love you forever!
7) Don't piss him off!
8) Sit down, relax, and have another beer/jager bomb.
9) Don't "Get him ready for the pot".
10) Leave him alone, he won't drink much.
11) Can you get me a beer without disturbin' him?
Man, it don't get no better than that!!!!
:laugh:
A few folks respond, "What?"
Mrs. Mafols says again, still terribly excited, "There's a skunk in my camp! He is digging thru my trash can right now! Rabbit I know what to do with. Deer, squirrel, and a bunch of other critters, I know how to get them ready for the pot. But what do I do with a skunk!?!?!?!?!"
Keep in mind this was later in the evening, so those present were, at this point, shall we say, "quite comfortable"
(at least I was!).
So here is some of the advice(concerning the skunk in her camp) offered to Mrs. Mafols, when she asked "What do I do with him?"-
1) Don't step on his tail!
2) Don't yell at him!
3) Leave him alone, he won't drink much.
4) Can you get me a beer without disturbin' him?
5) He's a DW skunk, he won't bother you.
6) If you speak french coon ass too him he will love you forever!
7) Don't piss him off!
8) Sit down, relax, and have another beer/jager bomb.
9) Don't "Get him ready for the pot".
10) Leave him alone, he won't drink much.
11) Can you get me a beer without disturbin' him?
Man, it don't get no better than that!!!!
:laugh:
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