As I get older I've learned to spin a mean yarn, even if I have to embelish on the story. This is especially true since I can no longer afford to spend all my energy to make sure that I am faster than Goober, I mean Gomez, eer Gomer. Instead, I now spend my energy hunting down unsuspecting women. This has lead to a decline in my ability to podium as is shownn in the following epic video (www.dpo.uab.edu/~tnagy/Maplesville.wmv).
Yours truly, the Old Salty Dog or Lazy Lemming, take your pick.
Yours truly, the Old Salty Dog or Lazy Lemming, take your pick.