What'd that sign say?

[Howser03]

Septic company's usually have the best. cause the ppl that are willing to work around ppl's crap all day must have a sense of humor :moon: :uh:

 

[Tod]

At a Bangkok dry cleaners:
Drop your trousers here for best results

Doctor's office in Rome:
Specialist in women and other diseases

Toyko hotel:
Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such thing is please do not read notice.

Toyko rental car brochure:
When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor.

 

[IrishEKU]

Originally posted by Tod
At a Bangkok dry cleaners:
Drop your trousers here for best results

Doctor's office in Rome:
Specialist in women and other diseases

Toyko hotel:
Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such thing is please do not read notice.

Toyko rental car brochure:
When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor.

:) Somethings just don't translate well to English do they?

Phillip

 

[Rattletrap'83CR480]

A Japanese train station restroom sign

For Restrooms, Go Back Toward Your Behind :uh:

 

[Rattletrap'83CR480]

Dry cleaners always seem to have some good ones.

Drop your pants here and you'll receive prompt attention

Please drive safely, blood stains are difficult to remove

Also, there is a strip club with a sign that reads, Get your laptop serviced here

 

[JPIVEY]

Local gravel truck, on the back gate said " Happiness is a good dump"

 

[LoriKTM]

Just saw this one at a corner gas station/mini-mart:

"FREE
Ride in a Police Car if you are caught shoplifting from this store!"

 

[Rooster]

Septic Service in Central Iowa: "We take crap from anyone"

 

[kdxtaz]

On a septic truck;
"Your poop is our bread & butter" :eek:

 

[mx547]

on a surgeon's office:

"Circumcisions, Half Off."

 

[RYDMOTO]

Septic truck: We take a lot of **** from a lot of people,but we won't take any **** fron bin Laden. I have the pic.....wish i could post it.

 

[jmics19067]

a friend of mine who works at a sewer plant has a phony liscence plate that says" I 'm tired of you're crap"

gabage trucks in my area have" caution this truck has bad breath" written on the back

 

[xr400xr50r]

here's a good one!

 

[Zsolt67]

Here a pic from my trip to Puerto Rico. "Great Store"

 

[Todd Turner]

I'm in the chemical business (industrial cleaning) and have thought about getting a bumper sticker or sign for my building:
"Chemically dependent and proud of it!"