- Oct 28, 2001
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MSU Jokes
Q: What do you call a room full of MSU students home watching the Rose Bowl on TV?
A: The football team.
When they renovated Spartan Stadium three years ago, originally the administration was going to put in real grass instead of Astroturf, but quickly reversed themselves when they discovered that their Homecoming Queen kept chewing up the end zones.
Q: Why do MSU Grads keep their diplomas on the dash board of their cars?
A: Handicap parking permits!
Q: What do you have when 32 MSU students are in the same room?
A: A full set of teeth.
A couple from MSU graduate and marry on campus at Beaumont Tower. They later move to Ann Arbor and after a period, divorce. Granted, they are no longer husband and wife, but are they still brother and sister?
You can take a Spartan out of East Lansing, but you can't take the wheels off his house.
Q: What is the best 4 years of a Spartan's Life?
A: 3rd grade!
U of M Jokes
Q: How many U-M football players does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One but he gets five credits.
Q: What do you call a basement with five U-M fans?
A: A Whine Cellar!
Q: Did you here about the U of M students trapped in the mall when the power went out?
A: Yeah, they were stuck on the escalator for hours!
A U of M student sits in a row-boat in the middle of a farm field, trying very hard to paddle. A car drives by and pulls to the side of the road and stops. Out jumps a U of M graduate and he is livid. "You are a disgrace to the University of Michigan," shouts the grad to the student in the row-boat. "You are an embarrassment to us all," the grad screams "And if I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your ass!"
Q: How can you tell if someone is a U of M grad?
A: Give him 30 seconds of your time, he'll tell you!
Q: What do you call a pretty girl on the U of M campus?
A: A visitor.
Q: How do you get a U-M grad off your front porch?
A: Easy, pay him for the pizza.
Q: What did the UM grad say to the MSU grad at Burger King?
A: May I take your order?
:)
Q: What do you call a room full of MSU students home watching the Rose Bowl on TV?
A: The football team.
When they renovated Spartan Stadium three years ago, originally the administration was going to put in real grass instead of Astroturf, but quickly reversed themselves when they discovered that their Homecoming Queen kept chewing up the end zones.
Q: Why do MSU Grads keep their diplomas on the dash board of their cars?
A: Handicap parking permits!
Q: What do you have when 32 MSU students are in the same room?
A: A full set of teeth.
A couple from MSU graduate and marry on campus at Beaumont Tower. They later move to Ann Arbor and after a period, divorce. Granted, they are no longer husband and wife, but are they still brother and sister?
You can take a Spartan out of East Lansing, but you can't take the wheels off his house.
Q: What is the best 4 years of a Spartan's Life?
A: 3rd grade!
U of M Jokes
Q: How many U-M football players does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One but he gets five credits.
Q: What do you call a basement with five U-M fans?
A: A Whine Cellar!
Q: Did you here about the U of M students trapped in the mall when the power went out?
A: Yeah, they were stuck on the escalator for hours!
A U of M student sits in a row-boat in the middle of a farm field, trying very hard to paddle. A car drives by and pulls to the side of the road and stops. Out jumps a U of M graduate and he is livid. "You are a disgrace to the University of Michigan," shouts the grad to the student in the row-boat. "You are an embarrassment to us all," the grad screams "And if I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your ass!"
Q: How can you tell if someone is a U of M grad?
A: Give him 30 seconds of your time, he'll tell you!
Q: What do you call a pretty girl on the U of M campus?
A: A visitor.
Q: How do you get a U-M grad off your front porch?
A: Easy, pay him for the pizza.
Q: What did the UM grad say to the MSU grad at Burger King?
A: May I take your order?
:)
